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Ha. High five or whatever.

How about one where you have to fight giant squids? One fall in the water, and one fall on land. And then maybe one in the air/suspended with wires.

The fans want Stairway to Panda!

That was the topic of today's Penny Arcade: Shouldn't he have to sue himself if it's made?

You value call the crabs you got from that German hooker?

Like regular human people know Canadian geography.

Speaking of Stubby, that name of his was a little overboard, at least in my opinion. It'd be like you being The Mexican El Luchadore Magnifico from Mexico or something. "Hey, you think that guy's Mexican?" "Nah, probably just really tan."

Shit, what if it IS Stubby (Sort of like he's back from the grave, only not so much)? I mean, all of this guy's posts are in character and whatnot.

Thanks, Toxxic. Now I know the name of the band, and thus, the song, and go on not caring about either one of them. (Y)

GOdrea's Comments of Something Or Other: Opening Match - Haffy v Ordonez - Good match from a new writer, or should that be young lady in a pretty dress? Sorry, but that's the only definition I know of for debutant(e). - This may just be me, but I don't like seeing comparisons to other real wrestlers/federations. Promo - WC and Johnny Dangerous Don't Make Out - I'm shocked that they didn't, honestly. - Hey, look, it's a Fasaki that stayed around! Promo - Max King and his Fake/Pretend Girlfriend, Kelly Connelly - Broke his body? As in every bone, even those tiny ear bones? - "I'm going to kick your ass on the PPV five months from now! You better watch out for when that PPV rolls around!" Match Match - Kaibatsu v Ward - This was a very good match. Nice psychology, good storytelling. The Divine Wind really came out of nowhere. - I do have one complaint, though, and that is the match dragged a little bit, right after they got into the ring. But other than that, a fine match. Tag Match - Manson/Cortez v Johnson/Hawke - Kinda weird that the quickest guy in the stable is the enforcer. Also, I wonder if Jimmy the Doom were heel if he could join Cucaracha Internacional. Gotta have that...uh...what part of the world is Doomtopia in, anyway? - Hawke disrobing? Nekkid rasslin'! Yee haw! - You know, if I read each show all the way through instead of once every six months, I'd know why JJ might be angerful towars Todd. But, meh. - I remember one time I had a match against Manson, so I made up a bunch of things for people from Colorado to be called. Like Coloradish, Coloradio, Coloradian, etc. The match lost, though. - Everything is chagrined in this match. - Todd didn't tap out. He submitted by nodding. He nodded out. - This was a good match, even though with my complete lack of knowledge in regards to mat wrestling and the like, I was at a loss a few times. Promo - Bruce Blank is a Big Silly Goose - So three Spikes are mentioned in this promo. Or something. - And Bruce is racist to boot! Good for him, or you know, not. Tag Match - Wild and Dangerous v TKO - Bone-to-Bone, the most devastating finisher in the history of the IGNWF/SWF. - No, wait, it was called the Bone's Edge. - But, yeah, a very good match, and finally, after eight thousand promos and six years of waiting/teasing it, W&D is broken up. Promo - Johnny Dangerous is the Jerkiest Jerk that Ever Jerked - I like how Ben says, "Now just a second, Johnny Dangerous". In my mind, it's that voice people use to make you think they're talking to someone famous, but they really aren't. "Hey there, JOSEPH STALIN, what are you doing later today, JOSEPH STALIN?" - So WC went soft because he perhaps had regular sex with a woman? OH NOES! Johnny Dangerous can't have that happen! - Uh...yeah...ponies are like horsies, only smaller. Main Event - Blank v Jenkins - I know (Or, at least I think I know) it's the European-ish thing to use a decimal instead of a comma in thousands, millions, etc., but I still read it as 'fourteen point oh oh oh people'. Good thing it wasn't 14590 people. "How can you have fifty-nine percent of a person? - Glurgh, once more with the other fed references. I guess if you're going to use 'em, use the Oat Toast. - Who's Jesh? The Danish equivalent to Jebus? - Bruce is both a male and female cow? Weird. - This is just my preference, so, whatever, but I always seperate the dialogue. I never have two characters talking in the same paragraph. And stuff. - King doesn't smell an upset. He smells Bruce's musk. - Good match and such, though. Yayz. Other Match - Doom v Skull - THIS MATCH IS MADE OUT OF SAND AND TINY ACORNS AND ALSO PIECES OF A DEAD HOBO'S LIVER. THANK YOU. - Also, sorry to The Crimson Skull for this short and crappy match, but, meh. So, uh...yeah. Please note that pretty much all of my comments, if taken seriously, means you are not very smart. Thank you.

I HAVE MIS-READ THE CARD. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE MY MIS-READING HAS CAUSED.

Neither. Just my opinion of how I interpreted it.

No more Kid Cools from me for a while. He's in a sack filled with live and very hungry shrews. Edit: Also, Bill should have his first match be a dumpster match. He's very familiar with dumpster diving, if you've seen the EV episode of Secret System where he gets stuck in a dumpster.

I just wanted to add this thought: The edited description of the main event makes it sound like Jimmy is clinically retarded, and we're all going "Yay, he managed to get on the correct plane! What a special boy! Let's give Jimmy a match in the main event against the world champion! Yay Jimmy!" Or something. It gets a (Y) from me, anyway.

I know that, it's JJ, the silly Canuck. Hell, he said Poland was Scandinavian. Also: *marks for Hobgoblins song* That's one of my favorite episodes, but I guess I didn't recognize the scene with the old guy and Vlade.

Hopefully Haley Joel can reprise his role as 'Boy with AIDS'.

So I take it that it's still negative EV for you to have a girlfriend, huh? Also, if poker should be left to the MEN, what are you doing involved in the game? You a chip handler or something?

It's amazing that Outcast is now a sort of respected Current/Historical Events poster. And he's engaged or married and stuff. I predict he turns heel during the wedding and hits his fiance with a chair. Then his old music (Three Libras "A Perfect Circle" or vice versa since I've never heard of that group) hits and he cuts a forty minute promo.

That's not Vlade Divac! Looks like that one guy, who did the stuff, back during the war in Turkey. Or something.

And I'd written so many matches against you (And Storm, or with you or him as the guest ref) that by the time the big PPV 4-way ladder match with Cheese, Storm, you, and me, I was burnt out. It was like "And Magnifico does his eighty-fifth Mexican Pride Press while Chris Storm does the Incoming Storm" or whatever. So, yeah... Hey, Raynor, I'll save my wish for now, unless I can use that one wish to wish for a lot more wishes.

I guess they don't teach history in Utah. Also, JJ, Franz was Archduke of the Austrian-Hungarian Empire, if I'm not mistaken (Which I most likely am). Or something. Been a while, though. Edit: This may be the only time I'm involved in a head explosion where I wasn't trying to accomplish that (My flame war with Thor, on the other hand, was purely done for exploding heads).

RaynMan doesn't know how WW1 started? Or is he confused by Vlade? The world may never know! Unless he tells us.

I did turn in a match, you know. Unless the PM got messed up on its way to MVS. Hmm, bort, or whatever. Also, yeah, that is odd, Mags. Remember when we traded the LHW title over a few weeks? Good times.

I'd fucking watch that show every day and buy each season's DVD.

What the hell? First off, a worldwide poker champion doesn't have to care about HTML and PHP and PSP. I get people to do that for me. Rest assured the appropriate people have been fired. So then... how DARE you call Bill Fillmaff a donkey! The only time I EVER lose is to bad beats. These people limp in with 10-7 suited and catch a straight flush. If ANYONE is a donkey, it's either these idiots who don't know what they're doing, or you stupid SWF'ers who are scared of a WORLDWIDE POKER CHAMPION. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So, are you going to continue your trend of coming in second place in two-player/wrestler tournaments/matches here in the SWF? Of course, we all know that second place is just a fancy way of saying first loser. Try not to get disqualified by urinating on the ring, Willy.