Angel_Grace_Blue

So, last night, Thoth was all excited because he was unbanned in the DMFA chat room, which, if I understand correctly, is an mIRC channel Janus created, or at least had a part in making it. So, he had me and Kibs go in there, and as luck would fucking have it, they thought I was Janus. Fucking insane shit would ensue. I am War_Manatee, Thoth is Thoth, and Kibs is Kibagami. The text in red is the 'whispers' Thoth and I had privately. My computer fucked up for a moment, hence my departure, and also why I don't respond to Thoth's private chat or talk for a while until I get disconnected, but I return later. Now, for your reading pleasure, Part 1 (Check out the cameo by Pretzler): Log file opened at: 4/7/05 7:18:41 PM [6:56:21 PM:] ***: You have joined the channel [6:56:25 PM:] Ramsey: Hello Thoth [6:56:25 PM:] StretchyJadian: I'm 16 [6:56:26 PM:] FireKataurKid: hoya [6:56:29 PM:] Ramsey: 17 here. [6:56:30 PM:] ***: Tug ([email protected]) has joined the channel [6:56:30 PM:] Thoth: Word. [6:56:31 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya Thoth [6:56:33 PM:] Tug: O.-.O [6:56:34 PM:] Ramsey: Hello Tug [6:56:34 PM:] Kevo: sup [6:56:37 PM:] Wraithy: Lo. [6:56:37 PM:] Slavkei: Hi Mr Thoth, Mr Tug! [6:56:38 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya Tug, long time no Tug [6:56:46 PM:] Tug: OMG It let me back in!!! [6:56:50 PM:] * Tug jumps up and down [6:56:53 PM:] Ramsey: [6:56:55 PM:] Kevo: whee! [6:56:58 PM:] * StretchyJadian tugs tug in celebration * [6:57:01 PM:] Tug: jad, ram, kev, wra [6:57:02 PM:] * Tug evades [6:57:04 PM:] Kevo: tug a tug? [6:57:08 PM:] Tug: I still don't trust you XD [6:57:09 PM:] * StretchyJadian snickers * [6:57:15 PM:] FireKataurKid: hmm... *examines a site and rubs his chin* [6:57:23 PM:] Sirynx: Don't remember ya Tug, and goodbye too, cuz I'm headin to bed! [6:57:24 PM:] FireKataurKid: oh, heya tug [6:57:28 PM:] StretchyJadian: http://photobucket.com/albums/v180/kittybl...en_shonened.jpg [6:57:30 PM:] FireKataurKid: lata chap [6:57:31 PM:] Tug: kitkatbar!!! [6:57:32 PM:] Kevo: FKK, still a taur? [6:57:34 PM:] StretchyJadian: night Sirynx [6:57:35 PM:] Tug: I've missed you ALL! [6:57:37 PM:] * Tug sobs [6:57:42 PM:] FireKataurKid: mehbeh [6:57:47 PM:] StretchyJadian: FKK is no kitkatbar, FKK is a kitkattaur [6:57:51 PM:] Ramsey: Xo [6:57:58 PM:] Ramsey: I almost clicked on the link again. >.< [6:58:02 PM:] StretchyJadian: X3 [6:58:03 PM:] Tug: I thought I was going to be forever lost @.-.@ [6:58:04 PM:] FireKataurKid: X3 [6:58:09 PM:] * FireKataurKid pats Tug* [6:58:10 PM:] ***: Sirynx has quit IRC (Quit: ) [6:58:10 PM:] StretchyJadian: click the link, Tug [6:58:15 PM:] Tug: ... [6:58:17 PM:] Tug: AAAAH [6:58:24 PM:] Tug: Do you people every change >.-.< [6:58:24 PM:] StretchyJadian: X3 [6:58:25 PM:] Tug: !!! [6:58:30 PM:] Tug: Let got of the loving [6:58:35 PM:] Tug: Let go of the shoning! [6:58:36 PM:] ***: War_Manatee ([email protected]) has joined the channel [6:58:39 PM:] FireKataurKid: heh. oh hiya [6:58:40 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya Janus [6:58:44 PM:] Ramsey: Hello [6:58:44 PM:] Kevo: sup [6:58:47 PM:] Tug: JANUS! [6:58:53 PM:] Kevo: war manatee? [6:58:53 PM:] * StretchyJadian snickers * [6:59:00 PM:] Tug: where <.-.< [6:59:01 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: THEY THINK YOU'RE JANUS [6:59:01 PM:] Kevo: me no get joke. [6:59:01 PM:] * Slavkei eeps, "I forgot about my laundry!" and darts off. [6:59:04 PM:] Ramsey: Never knew Janus went under the name of War manatee. [6:59:05 PM:] War_Manatee: I KNOW [6:59:06 PM:] ***: Slavkei is now known as Slavkei|Chores [6:59:11 PM:] Kevo: shores? [6:59:11 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: OH MY GOD [6:59:12 PM:] StretchyJadian: neither did I Ramsey [6:59:18 PM:] War_Manatee: Fuck, what do I do. [6:59:26 PM:] Kevo: GAH! *is lost in info* [6:59:28 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Hmmm... [6:59:35 PM:] Thoth: Janus is War Manatee now, eh? [6:59:52 PM:] Tug: So... [6:59:57 PM:] Tug: What did I miss ^.-.^? [7:00:00 PM:] War_Manatee: Yup [7:00:02 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Wait. [7:00:03 PM:] StretchyJadian: is Thoth Thoth or do I know Thoth by another name? [7:00:05 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: I got it. [7:00:08 PM:] Tug: Other then shon jokes... [7:00:09 PM:] StretchyJadian: Tug: I got shonenified [7:00:14 PM:] Tug: Oh Lord! [7:00:19 PM:] Kevo: ohh. ouch [7:00:21 PM:] Tug: bad jadian O.-.O [7:00:28 PM:] * FireKataurKid scratches his head* er... hmm [7:00:29 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Start a long drawn out speech about how this room used to be good, and then went bad. Don't start yet. Check your AIM. [7:00:30 PM:] Tug: no Tugging for you! [7:00:33 PM:] * StretchyJadian pat pats Tug's little head * [7:00:34 PM:] Kevo: numa! [7:00:37 PM:] * Tug evades [7:00:38 PM:] StretchyJadian: [7:00:40 PM:] Ramsey: [7:00:42 PM:] Tug: don't touch me your dirty XD [7:00:48 PM:] StretchyJadian: no, I'm gummi [7:00:52 PM:] Kevo: ew. [7:00:52 PM:] Ramsey: Jadian is unclean. [7:00:54 PM:] StretchyJadian: get your facts straight [7:00:58 PM:] Tug: dirty [7:01:00 PM:] StretchyJadian: and besides, I just had a shower [7:01:02 PM:] Tug: like my socks [7:01:02 PM:] Ramsey: You know how many people stepped on him. [7:01:05 PM:] Tug: after i've used them [7:01:07 PM:] Kevo: damn straight [7:01:09 PM:] Tug: for self-*censored* [7:01:14 PM:] Kevo: ew [7:01:22 PM:] Ramsey: Xp [7:01:24 PM:] Wraithy: ...Eww. [7:01:29 PM:] FireKataurKid: >.> [7:01:33 PM:] War_Manatee: So basically bitch about why I'm not oped? [7:01:33 PM:] StretchyJadian: XD [7:01:36 PM:] Kevo: Hey, hey hey! [7:01:37 PM:] Tug: \m/ [email protected].@! \m/ [7:01:38 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: I suppose. [7:01:50 PM:] * JousterL stares [7:01:51 PM:] * Tug has returned [7:01:53 PM:] StretchyJadian: so Tug is just an unclean? [7:01:58 PM:] Kevo: ew. [7:02:00 PM:] * Tug sadley with out any interesting pictures [7:02:02 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Any plan? [7:02:03 PM:] JousterL: Tug, I'm about as out-of-touch as you are right now. XD [7:02:05 PM:] Kevo: I can make anything gross. [7:02:10 PM:] * JousterL just got back from a 5-day cruise\ [7:02:18 PM:] Tug: that's cause your a birdy joust [7:02:18 PM:] War_Manatee: So, any reason I'm not an op anymore? [7:02:20 PM:] Tug: Rotessery! [7:02:25 PM:] Kevo: mmm. [7:02:31 PM:] FireKataurKid: nickname i believe [7:02:33 PM:] Tug: I shall eat you! [7:02:34 PM:] StretchyJadian: Janus, did you id yourself for your Janus nick? [7:02:35 PM:] ***: Forestkitty ([email protected]) has joined the channel [7:02:38 PM:] * Forestkitty rolls in [7:02:38 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya Froest [7:02:39 PM:] FireKataurKid: hey forest [7:02:39 PM:] Tug: and enjoy the moment! [7:02:39 PM:] JousterL: Heya Forest. [7:02:39 PM:] Ramsey: Hello FK [7:02:41 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Say yes [7:02:45 PM:] Kevo: hello [7:02:46 PM:] Tug: Forest @.-.@! [7:02:46 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: You did [7:02:48 PM:] * Forestkitty glomps Jouster! [7:02:52 PM:] Wraithy: Lo. [7:02:52 PM:] Forestkitty: Hihi welcome back ^^ [7:02:53 PM:] JousterL: Heh, yep, I'm back [7:02:57 PM:] Kevo: Hey hey hey! [7:02:58 PM:] JousterL: And fairly overwhelmed [7:03:02 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Oh shit the op is back. [7:03:04 PM:] JousterL: And confused [7:03:05 PM:] * StretchyJadian has a set of Janus' clothes hidden in his room * [7:03:06 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Oh boy. [7:03:08 PM:] JousterL: And behind [7:03:11 PM:] JousterL: And lost. XD [7:03:18 PM:] Kevo: And stuff? [7:03:20 PM:] * JousterL sits and pages between 30 windows. XD [7:03:24 PM:] StretchyJadian: I just remembered. one day, Janus stuck his 'head' instead of my mouth [7:03:29 PM:] StretchyJadian: then stepped inside of me [7:03:39 PM:] Kevo: o_0 [7:03:39 PM:] Thoth: How is that possible? [7:03:45 PM:] * FireKataurKid shudders* >_<, [7:03:48 PM:] StretchyJadian: I'm gummi, I stretch [7:03:48 PM:] Thoth: You would have to have a large mouth. [7:03:54 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Okay, here we go. [7:03:55 PM:] Forestkitty: Why's? I dunno [7:03:59 PM:] * Forestkitty gives everyone cookies [7:04:00 PM:] Tug: jad I don't need to hear about your streaching =p [7:04:02 PM:] Kevo: "mouth"? ew, [7:04:04 PM:] FireKataurKid: mmm cookies [7:04:04 PM:] Thoth: How could you have a bone structure that could support a gummi? [7:04:05 PM:] Tug: that is a more...private matter [7:04:09 PM:] ***: PhaZeNet2834206 ([email protected]) has joined the channel [7:04:09 PM:] StretchyJadian: then abandoned his clothes and exited out from ******* [7:04:12 PM:] Kevo: private? ew [7:04:12 PM:] Tug: and a well practiced one at that ^.-.~ [7:04:15 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya [7:04:18 PM:] Kevo: practiced? ew [7:04:28 PM:] PhaZeNet2834206: ah! [7:04:28 PM:] ***: PhaZeNet2834206 has left the channel [7:04:29 PM:] StretchyJadian: Thoth, does there need to be a bone structure? [7:04:32 PM:] Thoth: Yes. [7:04:38 PM:] Thoth: Otherwise your organs would collapse and die. [7:04:41 PM:] Thoth: From internal pressure. [7:04:42 PM:] JousterL: ... [7:04:47 PM:] Forestkitty: Thoth has a point ^^ [7:04:59 PM:] Tug: what? [7:05:01 PM:] Kevo: not really, just if they were out in the open [7:05:05 PM:] Tug: haven't you guys seen the Blob [7:05:05 PM:] JousterL: There are currently 12 nicknames I have some semblence of recognition of. O.o [7:05:10 PM:] FireKataurKid: >.> [7:05:12 PM:] Tug: he'll just roll around and swallow you hole [7:05:17 PM:] StretchyJadian: well, lets chalk up the discrepencies like the fact that I don't have organs now, up to...Magic! [7:05:20 PM:] Thoth: How would you locomote as a blob? [7:05:20 PM:] Kevo: whole? ew [7:05:21 PM:] ***: Slavkei|Chores is now known as Slavkei [7:05:22 PM:] Tug: then *censored* you from the inside %.-.% [7:05:30 PM:] Kevo: inside? ew [7:05:34 PM:] FireKataurKid: O_o [7:05:36 PM:] Tug: yes [7:05:38 PM:] StretchyJadian: X3 [7:05:39 PM:] Tug: with...tenties [7:05:42 PM:] Tug: and jelly [7:05:46 PM:] Tug: and... [7:05:48 PM:] Tug: lub [7:05:48 PM:] FireKataurKid: >_< gah! [7:05:49 PM:] StretchyJadian: no, gummi [7:05:50 PM:] Tug: <.-.< [7:05:53 PM:] StretchyJadian: XP [7:06:01 PM:] Tug: fine gummi [7:06:01 PM:] StretchyJadian: well, I gotta get off now [7:06:04 PM:] Thoth: How would you create tentacles? You'd need muscles, and without a bone base to attach the muscles to, you're not really going anywhere. [7:06:09 PM:] StretchyJadian: darn you all and your getting on late... [7:06:10 PM:] Tug: he can kill you while you get the taste of sugar [7:06:12 PM:] StretchyJadian: Thoth: magic. [7:06:17 PM:] Thoth: Oh. [7:06:21 PM:] Thoth: You mean like mind magic? [7:06:24 PM:] Kevo: its 4:00 over here [7:06:28 PM:] Forestkitty: blob magic? [7:06:29 PM:] * Twisted_SexKitten slips to her corner. [7:06:37 PM:] StretchyJadian: there are so many plotholes here, we don't even think about them anymore. [7:06:37 PM:] Kevo: corner? ew [7:06:44 PM:] Tug: blob magic... [7:06:49 PM:] Kevo: blob? [7:06:49 PM:] Tug: sounds like some anime pr0n [7:06:51 PM:] Thoth: We could hire a consistency checker and fire her after 24 hours. [7:06:53 PM:] StretchyJadian: unless they're active plotholes. sometimes we toss plotholes at people. [7:06:58 PM:] Kevo: and how? [7:07:02 PM:] Kevo: physics? [7:07:10 PM:] StretchyJadian: by that time, Thoth, her mind would be mush. [7:07:26 PM:] StretchyJadian: we make so many game and anime and internet and comic references.... [7:07:31 PM:] Kevo: like? [7:07:35 PM:] * Forestkitty trips and falls in a plot hole [7:07:38 PM:] Forestkitty: aieeeee! [7:07:40 PM:] Kevo: ooh, [7:07:44 PM:] * FireKataurKid fishes for forests* [7:07:48 PM:] StretchyJadian: Star_Kat and Star_Kail with Star Fox Assault weaponry [7:07:52 PM:] FireKataurKid: [7:07:52 PM:] Kevo: *stalks FKK* [7:08:13 PM:] * Forestkitty is reeled in all bug eyed O.o [7:08:14 PM:] StretchyJadian: well, like I said before, I gotta go ^^. [7:08:23 PM:] Wraithy: See you later. [7:08:24 PM:] * FireKataurKid puts Forest in a cooler* There's a keeper! [7:08:25 PM:] Kevo: seeya [7:08:26 PM:] FireKataurKid: lata jadian [7:08:26 PM:] StretchyJadian: have ufn ya'll [7:08:37 PM:] * Forestkitty looks for cheese in the cooler [7:08:38 PM:] Kevo: *stalks FKK* [7:08:41 PM:] * StretchyJadian nibbles FKK's ears then exits [7:08:42 PM:] ***: StretchyJadian has quit IRC (Quit: ) [7:08:47 PM:] FireKataurKid: --; [7:09:01 PM:] Kevo: *pounces to KILL!* [7:09:16 PM:] * FireKataurKid meeps and gallops away with the cooler* [7:09:37 PM:] * Forestkitty is juggled arrrrouuuund O.o [7:09:53 PM:] Kevo: *land on FKK's back* And this is a disadvantage to being a taur. [7:10:03 PM:] * FireKataurKid sticks much cheese in the cooler after stopping by the Kwik-e-Mart* [7:10:11 PM:] Wraithy: He can just roll over and crush you. [7:10:12 PM:] ***: Ramsey has quit IRC (Quit: ) [7:10:12 PM:] Kevo: simpsons! [7:10:17 PM:] Kevo: seeya [7:10:25 PM:] * FireKataurKid screeches to a halt and tilts foreward, tossing Kevo off* :3 [7:10:27 PM:] Thoth: Simpsons Revisionist History! [7:10:31 PM:] Thoth: Homer was never Mr. Plow! [7:10:34 PM:] Kevo: *slams wall* [7:10:46 PM:] Kevo: in the viceo game he is [7:10:51 PM:] ***: Slavkei has left the channel [7:11:01 PM:] Kevo: goo bye [7:11:23 PM:] ***: Kibagami ([email protected]) has joined the channel [7:11:27 PM:] Forestkitty: Oooo [7:11:31 PM:] * Forestkitty gnars cheese [7:11:32 PM:] Kevo: yeho [7:11:37 PM:] Wraithy: Ello. [7:11:49 PM:] FireKataurKid: howdy [7:11:51 PM:] Kevo: *kevo runs up the mount* [7:12:02 PM:] * Forestkitty goes mmmrfow from inside the box lol [7:12:03 PM:] Kevo: *snipes target FKK* [7:12:07 PM:] Tug: this room seems to have gotten bigger since I was last here... [7:12:10 PM:] FireKataurKid: >.> [7:12:29 PM:] Kevo: *swieee* *shot hits FKK* [7:12:35 PM:] * FireKataurKid falls over* [7:12:41 PM:] Thoth: What is mmmrfow? [7:13:03 PM:] Kevo: *runs down* I hope he's not dead, [7:13:09 PM:] * Forestkitty would answer you but is in a cooler full of CHEESE [7:13:14 PM:] Thoth: Heh, FKK just got Schaivowned. [7:13:19 PM:] Kevo: I need a license for that [7:13:31 PM:] Thoth: You're not in a cooler full of cheese. [7:13:34 PM:] Thoth: You're on the Internet. [7:13:38 PM:] Thoth: However. [7:13:43 PM:] Thoth: I may or may not have a hat. [7:13:46 PM:] * FireKataurKid jumps up, grabs Kevo, and sticks him in a cooler of fleas* [7:13:55 PM:] Kevo: *wakes FKK up* get up before the authorities arrive [7:13:57 PM:] * Forestkitty really is in a cooler full of cheese! with net access! wireless! [7:14:01 PM:] Thoth: Oh yeah. [7:14:01 PM:] Kevo: daMN [7:14:39 PM:] Kevo: *kumps out, kump=kick-jump* [7:14:48 PM:] Thoth: You mean a kipup. [7:14:52 PM:] Thoth: A kipup is a kick jump. [7:14:56 PM:] Kevo: te mea, te mea [7:15:01 PM:] Tug: so then what is a humk? [7:15:06 PM:] Thoth: A word you made up? [7:15:07 PM:] Kevo: hump-kick [7:15:11 PM:] Kevo: hehe [7:15:13 PM:] Tug: kick ass ^.-.^ [7:15:18 PM:] Kevo: karang [7:15:19 PM:] FireKataurKid: hmm [7:15:28 PM:] Tug: yanno... [7:15:35 PM:] Forestkitty: CAN you hump-kick? [7:15:36 PM:] Tug: I haven't gotten to tug something for ages [7:15:39 PM:] * Forestkitty says from within her cooler [7:15:41 PM:] Kevo: *going karang FKKs alas* [7:15:41 PM:] * Tug tugs kitkat [7:15:48 PM:] ***: War_Manatee has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [7:15:55 PM:] Kevo: hm? [7:15:58 PM:] Thoth: You can hump kick if you sacrifice to our lord Jesus Christ. [7:16:05 PM:] Kevo: hm? [7:16:09 PM:] * FireKataurKid blink blinks* [7:16:14 PM:] Thoth: Jesus demands sacrifice [7:16:20 PM:] Kevo: sopt that [7:16:21 PM:] Kibagami: He does. I heard him. [7:16:22 PM:] * Tug tugs Thoth [7:16:23 PM:] Thoth: Cuban children, mostly. [7:16:25 PM:] Kibagami: That's a true statement. [7:16:27 PM:] Kevo: stop it [7:16:31 PM:] ***: War_Manatee ([email protected]) has joined the channel [7:16:32 PM:] Kevo: please [7:16:33 PM:] Thoth: That's why they have a Disneyland in Orlando. [7:16:35 PM:] * Forestkitty sacrifices cheese. . . by eating it [7:16:36 PM:] Kevo: hello [7:16:41 PM:] FireKataurKid: X3 [7:16:42 PM:] Thoth: So Jesus, who is also Walt Disney, can eat Cubans. [7:16:50 PM:] Kevo: dude, you want me to make white jokes? [7:16:53 PM:] Tug: Sooo...welcome War_Manatee [7:16:56 PM:] Forestkitty: But why would he want to if Cubans don't taste like cheese? [7:17:03 PM:] Kevo: hehe [7:17:06 PM:] Thoth: Only if I can insult Angelinos. [7:17:27 PM:] War_Manatee: Thoth is correct. [7:17:28 PM:] Kevo: lets stop, I'm like a 1/16 of everything [7:17:53 PM:] War_Manatee: I read a magazine article that said Disney kept a big freezer full of Cubans for his snacking pleasure. [7:17:54 PM:] * Forestkitty just likes things that are cheese [7:18:05 PM:] Kibagami: I hadn't heard about the Jesus is Walt Disney thing. [7:18:15 PM:] Thoth: I read that a German man cut off another German man's penis, and they ate it together. [7:18:16 PM:] Kibagami: But I'm not about to let such a minor detail shake my faith. [7:18:20 PM:] Thoth: Then the first stabbed the second man to death. [7:18:25 PM:] Thoth: And cut him up and ate him. [7:18:25 PM:] Kevo: and that whites are just bleached blacks? [7:18:34 PM:] * FireKataurKid yawns* [7:18:43 PM:] Kibagami: That's also true. [7:18:45 PM:] Kibagami: That happened to me. [7:18:47 PM:] Kibagami: I'm serious. [7:18:54 PM:] Kibagami: It's a true story. [7:18:55 PM:] Kevo: *kicks FKK's alualu's* [7:19:05 PM:] War_Manatee: I remember seeing that on TV, Kibagami. [7:19:05 PM:] Thoth: Kibagami likes teh cock? [7:19:06 PM:] * FireKataurKid taur kicks back* >:3 [7:19:09 PM:] * Forestkitty pops herself out of the cooler and falls asleep after having eatin lots of cheese! [7:19:17 PM:] Kibagami: No, I'm a bleached black man. [7:19:25 PM:] Kibagami: You're getting your stereotypes confused again. [7:19:26 PM:] Kevo: *flees* [7:19:31 PM:] Kibagami: I can't keep track of them all either. [7:19:35 PM:] Thoth: You know what they do to blacks in the South? [7:19:42 PM:] Kevo: whip them? [7:19:45 PM:] Thoth: Thank god we all live in California. [7:19:47 PM:] War_Manatee: Batter them and deep fry them. [7:19:47 PM:] FireKataurKid: look at them [7:19:50 PM:] Thoth: Where we can all do whatever we want. [7:19:53 PM:] War_Manatee: Everything is fried in the south. [7:20:06 PM:] Thoth: Or affluent New York. [7:20:08 PM:] Kevo: you know what they do to japs? [7:20:14 PM:] Thoth: Japanese people have no souls. [7:20:19 PM:] War_Manatee: This is true. [7:20:25 PM:] * FireKataurKid sits down and leans on his arm* [7:20:25 PM:] Kevo: WHA CHOO SAY ABOUT ME?! [7:20:28 PM:] War_Manatee: I saw a film from the 30s about that subject. [7:20:29 PM:] Thoth: I hate the fucking Japanese. [7:20:32 PM:] Kibagami: You can also do whatever you want in Maryland. [7:20:32 PM:] Kevo: HWAT?! [7:20:38 PM:] Kibagami: Because nobody cares what happens in Maryland. [7:20:40 PM:] Thoth: Hypocritical society. [7:20:44 PM:] Kevo: you calling me a fuckin' jap?! [7:20:49 PM:] Thoth: They need Ishihara to do everything for them. [7:20:53 PM:] Kibagami: Kevo is a jap. I read about it on the internet. [7:20:57 PM:] Kibagami: The internet makes things true. [7:20:59 PM:] Thoth: If Yukio Mishima were still alive he would piss on Japan. [7:21:01 PM:] Kibagami: Kinda like television. [7:21:03 PM:] Kibagami: Except faster. [7:21:07 PM:] Kibagami: And with more porn. [7:21:13 PM:] War_Manatee: And more people can put things on the internet. [7:21:19 PM:] War_Manatee: So that means more things become true. [7:21:23 PM:] Kevo: like when jesus appears on a napkin having sex with mary. [7:21:39 PM:] ***: Forestkitty has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes, chat is fun, othertimes it's weird. . . I draw the line when it just gets *too* weird. . .) [7:21:47 PM:] Kibagami: So it's like television AND magic, together. [7:21:47 PM:] Thoth: Okay, I would imagine you all are anime fans... how many of you have read anything by Yukio Mishima? [7:21:52 PM:] Kibagami: That's awesome. [7:22:02 PM:] Kevo: besides, I hate the "white" tourist japs, they suck cock [7:22:10 PM:] Thoth: Mishima writes things that make me vomit. [7:22:12 PM:] Kevo: literally [7:22:19 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain't Shit) (4m46s) (4.36MB) (127Kbps) (Played: 2 Times) [7:22:21 PM:] Thoth: He loved Americanizing Japanese so he could laugh at them. [7:22:44 PM:] Thoth: Mishima would shit on anime. [7:22:49 PM:] Kevo: What you gon' do shit [7:22:50 PM:] War_Manatee: I read that when a Spaniard has sex with a goat, the child created has the power to enslave people from New Jersey. [7:22:52 PM:] Thoth: Of course, he killed himself in 1970. [7:23:02 PM:] Thoth: After he told the army to kill themselves and they told him to fuck off. [7:23:16 PM:] Thoth: Jersey people can't pump their own gas. [7:23:23 PM:] Thoth: They would welcome enslavement. [7:23:26 PM:] War_Manatee: That is because they are mutants. [7:23:26 PM:] Kevo: I heard that when a black has sex with a white, they have a gray [7:23:29 PM:] Thoth: They're so damn bored. [7:23:45 PM:] Thoth: YOU FUCKING IDIOT KEVO THEY HAVE A SOCIAL OUTCAST, NOT A GRAY [7:23:53 PM:] Thoth: CAPS LOCK [7:23:54 PM:] Thoth: Sorry. [7:23:55 PM:] Thoth: My bad. [7:24:00 PM:] Thoth: When I have caps lock I tell people to fuck off. [7:24:03 PM:] Thoth: I didn't mean it. [7:24:08 PM:] Kevo: Whites hate blacks because they can't be colored on with crayons and markers [7:24:15 PM:] Kibagami: I'll bet he did mean it. [7:24:15 PM:] War_Manatee: I was born with no lungs, so my parents had to steal some from a Mexican guy named Francisco. [7:24:28 PM:] Thoth: No, whites hate blacks because they steal money, run fast, and do rape & aids. [7:24:30 PM:] Kevo: and did the mexican steal them back? [7:24:40 PM:] War_Manatee: I highly doubt it. [7:24:50 PM:] War_Manatee: My parents beat him to death with a tire iron before taking the lungs. [7:24:53 PM:] Kibagami: I have never done the aids. [7:24:56 PM:] Kibagami: Bleach kills aids. [7:25:01 PM:] Kibagami: That's on the internet too. [7:25:09 PM:] War_Manatee: But that was just on general principles of being Mexican. [7:25:15 PM:] Kevo: And blacks hate whies because when they stand over them to whip them, the other blacks get blinded by his skin [7:26:04 PM:] Kibagami: Kevo, this thing where you play along with our conversation as though you were capable of being funny is a complete failure. [7:26:04 PM:] Kibagami: Sush. [7:26:10 PM:] Kevo: sorry, just hate racial jokes [7:26:18 PM:] Kibagami: And we hate you. Log file closed at: 4/7/05 7:26:22 PM

I humbly apologize. The above comments were directed at Patrick, and your post slipped between the two. Were I in Bulgaria, where the flamingo is feared by all and tweezers are the currency, I would surely assault you with a bombardment of dead mice, as in the days of Sir Tom Petty, before his fatal encounter with rabid dimes, that his. However, I find myself stranded at the salad bar of a Egyptian buffet restaurant, and there is a severe lack of fried pig socks. Rest assured, though, that once I blast out with help from lactating Frenchmen, you will receive such a beating, the likes of which haven't been seen since David Bowie was nearly consumed by a frozen mastadon in Toledo, Ohio, in 1384, and I shall render you unrecognizable to your mute barber, who just so happens to be Don Knotts.

Dear sir, please refrain from making such hasty replies, especially in your state, as it is highly unlikely that the jellyfish stings to your potato's rectum have had sufficient time to heal. However, since you did willingly 'call me out' as the local children say before they are ripped apart by stampeding termites, I feel obligated to retort. The velocity of an invisible Texan man of thirty years of age varies inversely to his weight after eating a fried axle and being clubbed with ten pounds of harp seal placenta. So, in closing, please consider the plight of Greek marmoset farmers before you drill through the moon using only a severed goat penis and some dental floss of the 'mint' variety.

/me blades with the fury of a million suns /me hugs Muzz through a table, left-handed

Ha! You don't even know what those words mean, Magnifico, for it has been proven by Ted Danson that people with femur diameters similar to yours are unable to comprehend the complexeties of a Swiss ostritch rodeo.

Bump for El Luchadore Magnifico!! And stuff. Thor's dead now, isn't he?

/me blades and whoats and sells and breakdances and punches Muzz in the face

CHAN SERV IS UP! I THINK! THERE'S A CHAT TOPIC AT LEAST! COME ON (FEEL THE NOISE!) AND GET IN CHAT! CAPS LOCK FEVER '05!!!!!

WAFFLES!

AW FUCKING HELL

What kind of line drive is low enough to hit Tiny Gonzales? I know, it was on the ear, but still... Also, damn, Nigel's having a great year. And go NO, but also go Atlanta even though Tiny doesn't play for them. Also, Tiny kind of sucks, too. Just not as much as Giant. Looks like Villano IV might be next in line.

Oh, shit. This is going to be awesome.

I'll be playing Risk in a corner with whoever else wants to.

All racism? So why is the doctor not eaten for the 'camel jockey' comment?

You lie like the dirty whore that is Galatea's mum, Jake. ML PRIDE IN YOUR ANUSES!

Uh, whenever it all started. 1987, I think. Oh, yeah, I was the first person to post stats for his/her wrestler. Without me, you fuckers would be nowhere! I AM THE GREETEST! Fave moments in character: Tossing Wilson off the triple cage at 13th Hour (But that no-selling bastard has since eaten all the copies of that match.) That time I did the stuff. Having beated some former/soon to be world champs, but only getting the big one by beating NTD. Coming off the short-end in a feud with Galatea. Fave moments out of character: Galatea and his awesome promos. The old school stuff. A bunch of other stuff that could fill up pages and pages. Were it written really big.

... I don't get it. ...

Zyon drives a Honda?

I must have missed it amongst all the racial slurs and poor writing. Try again next time...Wait, no, don't ever try again.

Wow, that's really racist. Congratulations, if that's what you were going for, jackass. Aside from that, it really sucked in about twelve different levels.

I'm in chat, too. Or, some version of chat. Sorta. I think.

So I re-found my copy of Einstein's Quiz a few days ago, and being bored, tackled it and solved it roughly an hour, give or take several units of time. I thought about posting the link, but I figure someone would cheat, which is lame, so no dice. If you do solve it, use spoiler tags, I guess, so as not to ruin it for others. There are 5 houses in five different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. These five owners drink a certain drink, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet no owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink. The question is --- who owns the fish? Hints: - the Brit lives in the red house - the Swede keeps dogs as pets - the Dane drinks tea - the green house is on the left of the white house - the green house owner drinks coffee - the person who smokes Pall Mal rears birds - the owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill - the man living in the house right in the center drinks milk - the Norwegian lives in the first house - the man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats - the man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill - the owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer - the German smokes Prince - the Norwegian lives next to the blue house - the man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water *** Einstein wrote this quiz last century. He said that 98% of the World could not figure it out. ***

More banners? Herbotronical! Firstly, Danny Williams: The mostly-mute JJ Johnson: 'The Franchise' Mak Francis: I was going to do another, but since four made things load kind of slowly before, I'll wait and such.

Like I said, if someone wants these contained in one thread, let me know, but until then, I'll be posting a new thread for every three new banners. Jay Hawke: Commissioner Tom Flesher: Austin Sly (For old-school IGN WCBers only):

Is chat broken or something?