Angel_Grace_Blue

Which episode was the guy at the very end in?

I get the feeling from his posts, that a few more years (Or maybe less), this will be Rando:

Warner should have been wearing his SB ring in that picture.

Blork. I think Tom said I should do this, so I am. Or something. I could tell you folk about the backstory to it, but I honestly don't care, and I doubt you guys do, so fuck it. Suffice it to say, I used to, every PPV, tell the fed I was heading down to Mexico and if anyone wanted anything Mexican or Central/South American, I'd bring it back. Then it got stupid and shit, but I think there's been enough time that this time it won't suck. As much. So, tell me what you'd like me to pick up on this border run, and if you win, or are a marker/retiree, you'll get it. Guys named Chad living in Chad are prohibited from entering. Sorry. If you request something non-Mexican or South/Central American, like say, a Kit-Kat bar, there will be severe consequences. So, get to requesterin'.

Dylan, I mean, Johnny spits hot fire.

You need to listen to Guy Lombardo Bridge, man. Galatea spells it out in the song "Muzz is Evil, Crowe Sucks". Here's the lyrics I'm talking about: Muzz is Evil Crowe Sucks

Because he didn't know any other arena. And on that subject, what the hell does "Somewhere east of Texas" mean? Toxxic's from there, too. Hell, California is east of Texas if you go east enough. Remember Damien Diablo? He was a slightly better Iceman, I think. Then he was the Messiah and killed Fallout's dog, which before that was his sister, but it was edited to say 'dog', but her dialogue was still kept in. And that's why Fallout's record reign should never be broken. A guy killed his sister-dog thing person.

GRIMEDOGG IS HARDCORE!!!!

Sorry, WC, but paragraph 8, section 3 states that either: 1. A midget, 2. A luchador, or 3. A midget luchador must be requested.

He picked up the extra height that Outcast shed. Cast seemed to drop some inches and pounds every few months. Osteoporosis is a bitch.

SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis Blerg. Mak is angerful over people talking about no-showage, and anger can help. Toxx is good, though, too. Toxx as Maxi, and Francis as Voldo in Soul Calibur says Toxx takes it with his mad nunchuk skillz. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Johnny Dangerous (SWF International Champion) v. Landon Maddix Maddix, for no raisen. MYSTERY MATCH ??? v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins I know who ??? because of my mind powers, so I'll say Spork. But maybe not. SWF WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER MATCH Wildchild (SWF World Cruiserweight Champion) v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler Pretz is a weird kid, and WC is angry at things. Tough call, but it seems WC would rather lose his genitals than part easily with this belt, so I'll go with Blanka. SINGLES MATCH Lil' Buck v. Lord David Vin Diesel. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP JJ Johnson v. Insane Luchadore Smelly is cool, but Triple Jizzle has some good skillz. J to retizzle. RANKINGS MATCH "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. Ejiro Fasaki FOOG SMASH! Sak man to take it in a close match. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jay Hawke v. Manson MANSONOSITY! BAR ROOM BRAWL Arch Griffon v. Mohammed Koran Archie, thanks to W hitting Mohammed with a cowboy boot.

Or Silencer. IT'S MY LIFE! Bon Jovi, for a heel badass guy in Prime Evil? That is not right.

I don't know about Chicken. I mean, then, I'd have to shoot Galatea a lot, and G's cool, plus I don't know where he is. Maybe I'll be Angel and start getting world title shots every other week, despite no-showing all the time. I'd have to, though. I mean, Angel actually showing for a world title match? That cannot be!

Nope. Just checked. 160 on the old IGNWF stat page from the website. I should come back as Madrac one day. Or Nervous Sheep.

And, I could be wrong, but I think Divey was originally about 140, too.

Often.

Psst, it's 'luchador', no 'e' on the end. Speaking of which, how about El Luchador(e) Mediocoro? If I cared enough/had my Spanish-English dictionary, it would be the actual word for mediocore, but, meh.

Back in the day McCheese was 135. And damn it, he did not have a hamburger for a head! It was a large foam mask thing he took off prior to the match.

Write in a nut bite, Munchie.

*joins Muzz in being nostalgic and surly*

Scoundrels - 4 Ever Gullie Good group out of Columbus, Georgia. Check 'em out if you can.

We're going to yank Divefire out of the cloning vat, so all should be good.

You guy's can't put clues together at all, can you? It's obviously the Memphis Eel.

Yeah, but neither show the writer that said promo has been read and that the angle/storyline presented is known by a good portion of the fed. I did read the promo, but honestly, I had nothing other to say about it then "Durr, good promo. Johnny talk phone to man!" and that shit gets fucking old, so I simply helped it devolve into what it is now, so it could be seen that you are taking our off-topic discussion about means of communication for JJ off-topic. For shame. But like Munch said, it's very rare that a promo thread will stay on topic for very long.