Angel_Grace_Blue

Nope. What's the fun in that?

In my younger-ish days, I thought of getting together a pirate crew and raiding cruise ships.

Bah! That's all, just: Bah!

What do you know, retired jobber? Liquid nitrogen and mercury > Pepsi Random idea: Tryst vs. Toxx Battle of the Nottinghamians!

CO-MAIN EVENT TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis CO-MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Wild & Dangerous (Johnny Dangerous © and Wildchild ©) © vs. Martial Law (Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix and Todd Cortez) TAG TEAM MATCH Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) vs. Manson and Arch Griffon MIDDLEWEIGHT GRUDGE MATCH-O-RAMA! “The Tigris Express” Muhammed Koran vs. Austin Sly OPENING BOUT Lord David vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt

Doesn't having sickle cell mean no chance of malaria? I can't remember what it cancelled out, but I'm pretty sure it cancelled something out. Or maybe I'm thinking of some other disease.

It'd be funny if Dama went crazy and beat the crap out of student for not covering up his beverage, possibly putting the kid in the hospital before realizing it's some future OU superstar.

Wouldn't it be JJ stamping his feet? Or will he carry a dog around and poke it to make it bark? As long as it's not violent poking, that might make him sympathetic. And he could get the dog drunk. *has an odd feeling that this thread has gone off-topic* Wait, it's just the wind. Never mind about that off-topic thing. Continue on with thinking up ways for JJ to communicate with others.

No, judging from his past anger problems, Dama would tip a shelf over onto the kid. And then start pummeling him once unconscious.

Wait. I've got the best idea ever! Give JJ that backpack thing from the movie Congo that allowed the gorilla's sign language to be turned into spoken words. Either that, or Johnson will be doing an Elk impression a lot. "..." "Really?" "..." "Damn." "...!" "He did?" "..." "Awesome"

He could get a SideKick and text message people. Like Snoop Dogg! And Paris Hilton! Or not! Exclamation point.

So, we had a food folder, but it sucked, so it died. Then we had that "What are you eating right now" thread, but I guess everyone has gone on hunger strike, so it's nearly dead. Hence the reason for this thread: What are some things that you can cook the shit out of? Meals that, were you to have a restaurant, would be featured. What would people say to their friends? "Man, if you want ___, you've got to go to ___'s" So, I figure I'll start things off. I can make, so I'm told by friends and family, pretty kick ass ribs, beef or pork. Fudge is no problem for me. Standard barbecue fare is also easy. Potato soup, too. Chicken strips/tenders/fingers/whatever are easy, when the deep fryer is working. Chicken-fried steak is also good. I'm sure I'll come up with more later.

No, but he's going to some college in Utah.

But come on, Denver is a big city. What big city in the US doesn't have some form of gang activity? Salt Lake City, maybe. But Utah, as Raynor will concur, does not count.

No gangstas in Denver? Didn't you see that one South Park where Jimmy and Timmy went to Denver to get the Bloods and the Crips to get along? Yay for pop-age. Course, if he goes against a face, I presume Buck would get heat. That's what he gets for being all tweenery, though.

I was going to comment, but right now, I'm working on a super-secret thing that I've only told the people who've been in chat today. Or have I? Seeing as how I tried to help Pretzler spiff-up his match (Though my contributions were to tell him to make tons of pornographic references), and my match won, there wasn't too much for me to read. Fuck it, here are some comments: No rematch clause? But that's what always happens since forever! Tag match of yay! Probably due to my mind losage, it read weird in a few parts. Or maybe I didn't. It was good, though. Tortoise, often. Pretzler amz more dooing thing stuff! I don't see how Griffon v Koran will be fair. I mean, body of a lion, head of an eagle? Might as well give Archie La Parka if we're going to be unfair. Where's Pooch...I mean, Pretzler? Match of Wildchild and Maddix, of which, I have not devoted enough time to read thoroughly and comment on. Go me! This Pretzler is making me thirsty! Blood thirsty! Or, not.

Chat now, mother bitches!

You play the viola? Cool.

No show for Lil' Buck means he'll get drunk off his ass and show up during the second half of the show. Or not.

CO-MAIN EVENT TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke CO-MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Wild & Dangerous (Johnny Dangerous © and Wildchild ©) © vs. Martial Law (Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix and Todd Cortez) Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke TAG TEAM MATCH Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) vs. Manson and Arch Griffon Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke MIDDLEWEIGHT GRUDGE MATCH-O-RAMA! “The Tigris Express” Muhammed Koran vs. Austin Sly Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke OPENING BOUT Lord David vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke

And of course, Iceman vs. Noka, Stairway to Hell.

Might be a little late, but how about a Sean Davis vs. Jarrod Banks in a "Help, I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up" match taking place in the hospital? Or HiICU (Hell in Intensive Care Unit).

What about trying to undo all of the things you claim to be responsible for?

Some of the 1% must be less than one, since added up, it comes to 101%.

I thought I heard Butters say "I'm seeing dead people" or something very similar. Also: What, no addition of Con in the thread? Oh wait, it sucks.