Angel_Grace_Blue

You're who again? Beezel? Iceman? Edit: So, did you really flip out and shit like Thoth said, who got it from Dong Longer?

*ring ring* "Hello? Is Charlie Matthews there? This is 'Grand Slam' Mark Stevens of the SWF wishing him a happy birthday!" Happy birthdizzle Supes.

Only three matches, but still, we can predict them. MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM EXTRAVAGANZA!!! Toxxic and Sean Davis vs Annie Eclectic and Todd Cortez HARDCORE NON-TITLE MATCH Andrea Montgomery vs Carnage HARDCORE-GAMERS TITLE SHOT FREE-FOR-ALL!!! Austin Sly vs. Christian Fury vs. Manson vs. Mike Hall vs. Danny Dagda vs. Evan Wolfe

Weather Report's pretty good. Parliament. Clinton rocks. Sly and the Family Stone have some stuff from the 70s, too. I think...

Serial killing doesn't sound bad, but I'll pass on smoking. One type of cancer's enough for me for a lifetime. Vitamin - give me your address, and you'll be getting something in the mail shortly.

Guy Lombardo Bridge - Black No. 1 (Instrumental)

MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM EXTRAVAGANZA!!! Toxxic and Sean Davis vs Annie Eclectic and Todd Cortez Okay, with Toxxic = Justin Credible, Davis = Roadkill, Annie = Francine, and Todd = Tajiri on ECW Anarchy Rulz for the DreamCast, it looks like FrAnnie wins it via a bronco buster on Davis. Or something, as I'm making this shit up. HARDCORE NON-TITLE MATCH Andrea Montgomery vs Carnage BORT! HARDCORE-GAMERS TITLE SHOT FREE-FOR-ALL!!! Austin Sly vs. Christian Fury vs. Manson vs. Mike Hall vs. Danny Dagda vs. Evan Wolfe Depends on who writes. Sly could take it, same with Manson. Dagda smells, Wolfe might be lying in a ditch right now, Fury's been sucked into a jet engine, and Hall doesn't exist right now...or something.

Chris Thomas King - "Hard Time Killing Floor Blues"

DJ Format featuring Abdominal "Vicious Battle Raps"

<Insert stuff about how cool Zed is> OHMYGODZY! GALIMAN!!!!11!!!!! Come back to chat, Galatea. We need you.

Well, JAxl, I suppose I could use it to maim someone. Anyone got a request of who I should throw it at? Either specific person or general type (Like a mailman, or the raving street lunatic) Oh, and Agent, there's no way I'll have the patience to get it up to several feet, as it's not much fun getting the skin on my hands rubbed raw from trying to slide tiny rubber bands on it. I was hoping I had more black bands to cover it, for no real reason.

Haven't read the show yet, as is my wont, but it might happen. Anyway, I'd like to say a few things. 1. Yes, it sucks that we're back to DNSes and limited promos. However, and you can trust me on this since I've been around since forever except for a bit in the middle when we switched to TSM from IGN, it happens. There's always a spot of ennui, especially during autumn and school starting back up, but interest, like the moon, waxes and wanes. We'll get more/new people, and they won't have burnout, so things will be good. Just wait it out. B. Uh, honestly, that was kind of it, but I do want to mention that Judge Mental wrote the commercial at the end of that match, not me. It's from a year back or so, and I've kept it, for use in emergency. V. FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP GAME OVER. GAME OVER. GAME OVER. FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP

Look, it's Luchawhore, aka Smelly's birthday. 16? Honestly, I would have guessed 9, just like what I'll say when Spike's birthday comes up.

So says that guy with four times as many posts as me and nearly 3 posts a day. Yes, I'm the one wasting time... And to Vitamin - If you need some, I'll send you a couple of bands.

I took some stuff, Mucinex, that was pretty good at thinning the mucus a bit so I could actually breathe.

"The ravages of puberty leave no-one unscathed!"

Huzzah for a show on my birthdizzle! Now, should I have an elk (No, not The Elk) or sasquatch perform a run-in...

No, Angel Grace Blue is the name JSP from sixsixfive.com uses when he wants to fuck people over on AIM, and being that at the time I signed up, I wasn't as creative as I could have been, I took that name, only with underscores. Mayhap I'll post a photo of myself... Oh, and I'd like to point out that I have possibly helped Agent out twice. Once with my limited knowledge of Spanish obscenities, and with "Get a Job", although he never said if that was the correct song. I've got the song I mentioned so if you'd care to take a listen, it can be arranged.

Wow, once again, I'm mistaken for a guy...you wouldn't think many guys would pick 'Angel Grace Blue' as a name, but there you go. Perhaps I shouldn't have shown my admiration for JSP and 665.com via my username, and my love for Tom Flesher in the sig might not help matters either...

Happy birthday to the person, who, according to TriviaBot, is a long-time chat member yet never joined the SWF, Crowe!

Green Jelly "Brian Boitano"

I'll sign up for a soul-crushing experience, even though I doubt post often enough for an evaluation to be made.

And he thinks we've got his pills. I just wish this one had a story of when Mark was wrestling back in ninteen dickity-two and the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty.

Will the giant douche be John "I can talk to dead people, honestly, I really can!" Edwards? It better be...

I was thinking about waiting it out and everything, but I think I'd like to get Tiny traded to a team that will use him as a closer, or make the changes if that'll get him to be a closer. Though having a 3-4 record with a crappy duration rating isn't bad, especially with Phoenix. Oh, and a Nelson Muntz-esque "ha-ha!" to Jacksonville for being at the bottom of the south division. GO ATLANTA!