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Final set of predictions (From me. King needs to pick up the pace). ::Six-Man Tag:: (With some Golden Oldies) - OHMYGODZY!!! Zenon amz roforeee! And I amz not spell correctly~! - Fleshy flurry~! - Team Heel amz cheat! I am shocked at this turn of events. - CHRIS SMASH! SMASH EDW...SMASH ED!! - ED SMASH! SMASH CHRIS!! - Three of Clubs is being cocky! My whole outlook on life has changed!! - And everyone amz hit his finisher on someone else!! - Maddix comes back and says "Sorry about not hitting my finisher. I had to poop. I'll hit it now, though." and he does. - Cue sad walking-away music from The Incredible Hulk series as Flesher leaves... ::Title Match:: (Not just a grease compound anymore!) - Exchange of blows that sadly did not deteriorate into a slap-fight. - Johnny tries for the MI Slam, but it amz block!! - If at first you don't succeed, try a while later after hitting the guy a bit more, but no, Toxxic amz block!!! Erm, that's all I've got. BLORK!!

Fury, you'll learn in due time that it's Jacksonville screwing up the plans of Atlanta in the realm of fake baseball. Those damn Jackoffs.

-The Bra & Panties match ruled. -Where's Tom Flesher? -Dagda and Sly amz ANGERFUL~! -Why isn't Tom Flesher around? -I want more Tom "Poochie" Flesher, damn it! -Zed amz gone!!! -Seriously, where's Flesher?

He is? No wonder I haven't been getting responses to my fan letters. I am not know what I do for Lockdizzle...or am I?

Oh Manson, you so crazy.

If I say I did it, will you comment on the other matches? Phase 2 must begin!!

At first I was upset that Atlanta lost, then I remembered I don't play for them any more. Yay Charlotte. Actually, I cannot in good faith type that. I've lived and died with each of Atlanta's failing seasons. Blork.

I've never been to such an event, nor would I as I don't drink, but I just think it's kind of funny that some cities need a reason for people to be drunk on the streets, but in New Orleans, the only reason is because it's Thursday.

Yes, Welcome Back, Kotter. I mean, Fury. Nifty promo. BORT.

I wonder if Manson knows that we now expect him to include beams of MANSONOSITY in his ultra-rare moves. And that he needs to come to the ring in a pair of lollerskates. In other news, holy shit, gremlins are trying to eat my face!!

He wanted to help you even after you salsa-ed up the CW belt? Just goes to show, Flesher can make anyone do anything. Yay Tom!

More comments, brought to you this time by various Thoth Reports/Rants. I think. ::Duran vs. ???:: (Brought to you by Jostens. Go Jostens!) - Oh my fucking God, you're kidding me. It's Charlie Matthews!! - John Duran will be henceforth referred to as Biggie Smalls. Or B.I.G. And stuff - OHMYGODZY!! Neck snapulating action!! - Bah @ finish. I wanted to see something where both guys' heads popped off. Now that's entertaining!! ::HB vs. R0:: (GREMLINS!!) - Fast-paced, hard-hitting ACK-Shun~! from teh challengifiers. - Spike 'n' Sean amz go WHAM on Todd. And not the good 'Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go' WHAM. - Cortez amz duck (AFLAC!) Yak. kick! - Is it because Cortez is strong that he won't stay down, or because Spike smells? I'd like to think the latter, no offense to Todd. - Another duck (AFFLECK!) because Sporky amz dumb! - Maskosaurus with a lead panda? Nifty. - I Just Broke Your Neck? That's the name? Spork, Spork, Spork, that is a stupid name. Change it. Now. ::Canadian Death Match:: (Even more gremlins!) - Yay for this match! - I'm still confused about the rope breaks. What can the ref do in a no disqualification situation? Threaten to take away the person's pinfalls? - Ace amz teh cheat!! - Steve amz teh cheat!! - Ace amz not hit discuss punch. <Insert sad panda> - Crossz0r amz win! Huzzah for justice! Now put on the AquaMan outfit, David. The final two matches will be commented upon soon. Or later. Or maybe never!

These partial comments brought to you by me listening to a continual loop of 3 Rush songs. RRRRRRRUSH!!!! ::Ladder Match:: (Of doooooom!!) - I agree with King about multi-man ladder matches being hard to write, as the four-way involving Storm, ELM, McCheese and myself was quite the bitch. And stuff. - The only problem I had with the ladder match (And it may just be due to all the blading I do in chat) was the lack of selling. It seemed like people were falling off ladders, but getting back up after a few seconds. But overall, a very good match. ::Battle Royale:: (With cheeeese!) - I smell. That is all. - Well, this is all. I now realize that I should have had Annie deliver a couple dozen Hollowpoint Drivers, but you know what they say about hindsight. ::Hardcore Match:: (Now with 1/2 the gargoyles!) - Uh, this match is short. Because Sly smells and no-showed and because Jackie had REAL LIFE PROBLEMS!!!!! - I would like to say this, though, as it is very minute and insignificant: For golf, one would say 'fore'. As I mentioned in the battle royal section, I know, I smell. ::Caged Fury:: (Of BORT!) - GO MASON!! - Nice work of the cage, what with the throwing people into it. More comments laterz! Boyee

Eh, might as well try to do this for what had better be Gonzo's last season. Pure Stuff - 4 Pitching Velocity - 10 Pitching Control - 1 Stamina - 5 Can't have him be known as 'Beanball' with semi-decent control... And if I could remember what you said 'Pure Stuff' was Evo, I might have given that some more, but meh. Well, GG is a Harlot...wacky.

Well, I'm still in shock that Gonzo won an award, short of "Bottomless Pit of Sucking". I'm also shocked that he still won't retire. I'm kind of shocked that Atlanta grew some brains and didn't resign him, which is for the best. Come on some random team!

Ah. Now I amz understanding! Good promo, and yay for closure. BORT!

Okay, I don't know everything behind the Turner/Duran thing, so I'm a bit confused about a lot of it. I do know one thing, though, and that is there is no smoking in airport terminals! I think... I'm sure if I knew the backstory, this promo would make a lot of sense and would be really great.

Only you aren't as talented or feared as Silent. But yeah, other than that...

Is it bad that I do not know any of your analogies? I mean, I read them, and I was like "Who? What? BORT!" Actual Genesis comments forthcoming...

Candace? I suppose I should make that challenge for a belt...maybe the EUS...

Well you exhibit so many robotic qualities, like drinking large amounts of alcohol. And such...

This one has Tom and Kibs, having a conversation sort of taken from chat.

I forgot to add the "K" to my total. So, take what I posted earlier and multiply it by 1000. Seriously, do it.

Actually, Evo, Supes has stated that he was talking with his sister at the time. Now, it's true, he may in fact have been trying to mack on her, but I didn't think he's that kind of person, so I left her out. Besides, if I did put her in there, I'd have to have drawn Tom macking on her as well.

MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH WORLD TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs Toxxic HANDICAP MATCH The Suicide King, "The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Chris Raynor vs "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens, Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix... CANADIAN DEATH MATCH USJL CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Ace Lezaire© vs David Cross TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Hollywood Boulevard© vs Revolution Zero SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs ??? CAGED FURY Manson vs Max King HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Sean Davis© vs Austin Sly BATTLE ROYALE Candace vs Danny Dagda vs Andrea Montgomery vs Jamie Drazon LADDER MATCH CRUSERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Ryan Dustin vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs The Birdman