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Here's another one I made. It's a bit of a classic between Thoth and Supes.

That's the thing, Norman, I'm not sure how things go for non-US cities, as that wasn't addressed in the book...but from the looks of it, I guess it applies. We just need some British and Canadians to reply and see what kind of numbers they've got.

No, the lower the number the better...

Finished with 7,103. And former world champion Toxxic had this to say (12:41pm) (Toxxic) Seriously Drea, it looks really solid. (12:46pm) (Toxxic) And may I say, if I beat Johnny and you choose to face me, and you write like that... I could lose the title even quicker than the first time (12:54pm) (Toxxic) Oh damn (12:54pm) (Toxxic) My head's bleeding That's right. This match makes people blade, sometimes against their will. So, uh, yeah.

Maybe happy birthday (Maybe) to Harvey BIIIIIIIIIRDMAAAAAAAAN, who may or may not be an attorney at law. One thing I do know is that Tom Flesher (As featured in my sig) is studying to be a lawyer. And he's also very drunk in that picture. So very, very drunk.

Well it does say in the article it gets about seven miles per gallon of diesel, so draw your own conclusions. To me, some of the features don't go together. 20 tons of towing ability and a dump truck-esque tilt back bed doesn't seem to fit with DVD players and satellite radio, but that might just be me.

Here in Auburn evil commie Ivan didn't do too much. Power was out for a while, but nothing has been destroyed. Such is the power of college football, it would seem. Although with the amount of panicking around here, one would think Camille was coming back, the dolts. I used to live in Petal, MS, which was about an hour from the coast, and Petal/Hattiesburg was the site people in Biloxi would evacuate to when a hurricane came through. Auburn is like 4 hours from the coast, and people that have lived here all of their lives were wigging out.

Kramer reprised his "Pennypacker" from the Cinco Mayo's episode. I don't recall Jerry's, but I would assume George would go with his old standby of Art Vandelay... I do remember seeing this several weeks ago on TBS, but as it shows, I cannot recall the names used.

First off, I want to bring this to everyone's attention: Frisco's e-fed Go ahead, take your time in reading through the joining info, then check out his stat template. Every single part of it, don't forget the description of each point value. Done? Good. Those with young children would do well to usher them out of the room. If you are at work/school, and profanity is frowned upon, wait until you return home to read this. Okay, now that that's taken care of, on with the main reason behind this. FUCK YOU, FRISCO, YOU THEIVING BASTARD. Are you that much of a fucktarded lazy son of a diseased whore that you could not come up with a template of your own? For fuck's sake, rip off Oat Toast and the EWR stats, you herpes-riddled excuse for a person. If you would have taken ten seconds to credit the SWF for the template, things would have been okay. I personally would have been a little upset that you took it, but at least you would have given credit where it is due. But nay, you are too much of a fucktard to do such a thing. It is kind of funny, though, that you include the reference to Kibagami. Who, other than people from the SWF, would even know who he is? Do you even know who he is? I doubt it, considering that typing out "I took this from the SWF" is too hard, then looking back to past matches must be a fucking impossible task. And if my theory that you are a lazy bastard holds true, you didn't bother to read this, so I'll reiterate my point in large, bold words, so you can't miss them. FUCK YOU FRISCO! YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

Is it odd that I did not know that Team Flip Flop, of which I am a member, has a finisher? Also, Birdman, why, oh why did you write that horrible electric slide move in? It sucks on Ketchum-levels. Now, for actual comments about other things! - OHMYGODZY!! RAYNOR SMASH!!! - Toxyo X! He amz teh lame! - Xero! I now demand that the G5 theme be changed to "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath!! WAR PIGS, MOTHERFUCKERS! - Maskosaurus scheduled to fight against two bears for Genesis? Tune in! - Tom loses his ashtray? NOOO!! - OHMYGODZY!! ENGLAND!! Must be for Danny Vigilante!! - What amz this? ER, or SWF? I'd prefer Night Court, all things considered... Oh, and would someone please read my promo? The one towards the beginning, prior to my match, which had Birdy not sent to me, would have consisted of me taking out Dagda with a pie to the face. That, or getting Kibs to write another duet.

I believe that's who it was, but I'm not entirely positive, as that was, of course, Pimp Daddy Sarp's match.

I'm not writing it that way, Fury. But she's getting dumped on her skull. It's fool-proof.

I think I might have to change all of my picks to Manson due to the lollerskates, roflcopter, and the lollercoaster. They own all of us. Manson gets every title, ever, forever.

Just a small tiny nitpick. Seeing as how you cannot grasp anything grammatical, you probably missed the comma I placed between 'Tarantino' and 'Quentin', which is how that name would be listed in an index, glossary, encyclopedia, you know, things with information, also known as things you have not had any contact with in your entire life. I would continue, but I grow weary of belittling the mentally feeble. Plus, it's not very nice to do. So, I shall, instead of arguing any more, will provide something we can all appreciate.

MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH WORLD TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs Toxxic Since I don't have SD5 or anything, I'll use my DreamCast version of ECW Anarchy Rulz to sim this, with Dusty Rhodes portraying Johnny and Francine as Toxx. And Toxx takes it with a low blow or something...yeah. HANDICAP MATCH The Suicide King, "The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Chris Raynor vs "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens, Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix... I think I'll go with Team Feel. No, Hace. I mean, the guys with nicknames. CANADIAN DEATH MATCH USJL CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Ace Lezaire© vs David Cross Ace! Ace amz teh yay! TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Hollywood Boulevard© vs Revolution Zero Err, whoever wins, there better be more tag defenses...that's all I'm going to say... SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs ??? Well, QMM has a good PPV W-L, so I'll take him. Or her. They. CAGED FURY Manson vs Max King MANSONOSITY and lollerskates pween you. HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Sean Davis© vs Austin Sly Go Sly! BATTLE ROYALE Candace vs Danny Dagda vs Andrea Montgomery vs Jamie Drazon Candace because we amz all stuck to teh potty!! Help, we amz not get up!! LOL! Seriously, uh...I bet IL will no-show, so it might be down to Drizzle and I... LADDER MATCH CRUSERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Ryan Dustin vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs The Birdman Dustin, I suppose, since Jenk smells, which will knock out Birdy.

I know that "Monkey asshead" made me cry, Kibashi. Cry a lot. It was only through Manson's lollerskates and roflcopter that I've pulled myself together to post this. Thanks, Manson.

Okay, I'm involved, despite Candace and I having no history at all? Neat...I think. Good thing I haven't written too much of this match, or I might have to edit. Then again, I might just go the route of having Candace fall on her head... Oh, and "Andrea Monkey asshead"? OHMYGODZY!! CANDACE AM PWEEN ME!! This post has been brought to you by 'pween', which is what Mark Stevens typed when he meant 'pwn'. He says King pronounces it 'pween'.

Where to begin...how about from the bottom up? I never said you stole from yourself. Unless you happen to be named Tarantino, Quentin. If so, I would have thought that a respected filmmaker would have better grammar skills, but I digress. I am in no way paranoid, nor insecure. I just don't like people taking the easy way out and stealing something because said person is too lazy to come up with ideas for him/herself. As I said, simply giving the SWF credit would have been fine, but what's done cannot be undone. It doesn't matter if you're a "freebie" site, it's the fact that you're stealing. I'd continue, but from reading your post, you've left, so I won't waste my time arguing with you.

Now I feel bad. We should lay off. He's obviously mentally challenged... Oh, anyone notice the character he made for his fed? Another tiny Asian woman. At least this time he's admitting his Kill Bill rip off.

I didn't get swerved, Kingly. I'm good like that. Check the Lockdown comments thread. I amz teh smort!!

Nay, King. I'm honoring it by copying it. If you're going to copy, copy the best. Actually, it's sort of theft of the match Silent wrote for that house show that never happened, where he was to face Judge Mental. He referred to his match as not the greatest match in the world, just a tribute. The tribute being to your match. And stuff. So, what does everyone else think about my Fugue idea? Horrible? Stupid? Who's Fugue?

Yes you are, Thugg. I mean, I remember all those times you were in London. Eating 'crisps' and taking the 'lift' to a 'mate's' 'flat'. Wacky. Let's see, should I write, or should I just use the old standby of Boom! Explosion! Everyone leaps out of the ring except Andrea. Nah, I'll just have a few thousand words of the following: Danny Dagda cheats! Jamie Drazon no-sells! Danny Dagda cheats! Jamie Drazon no-sells! Danny Dagda cheats! Jamie Drazon no-sells!

Is it just me, or would it be appropriate for Fugue to conduct the orchestra? Because I'm writing him doing as such.

Yay for facing off against two people I've already written against, one of whom was in a four-person match. And yay for a new opponent. Yay for a stip I haven't written since returning, and a final yay for not another tag match (No offense to Birdman, but a change of pace is good). Good overall card, but where's the bra and panties match between Levy and Chance Silver that the fans were clamoring for?

One hit wonders with only one song at this moment, Supes. Keep that in mind.