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S! L! I! D! E! SLIDE~!

Sort of about race, and youth, but it was a TV movie, I'm talking about Crown Heights. Howie Mandel = best rabbi ever. Because he raps. Peace between the Jewish and black communities after the Crown Heights riots through that glorious thing known as hip-hop. I only saw part of it, though. But it had some rapping Hasidic Jewish kid, so, uh, yeah. I'll leave this thread now...

Quite a pickle. Atlanta is doing well, but Gonzales isn't. I want Atlanta to win, but I would like to see Gonzales win as well. Yay.

So you were never aboard a sub? Because I've been lead to believe otherwise. Oh well, what the hell.

Maybe she was thinking of Dr. Joel Fleischman. From Northern Exposure. Or something. Yay for promos!

*recalls when Stubby did something similar* Only I think he might have had a match take place before to see who he'd face. Or something. I don't know. So, WC, what was it like living in that sandwich? I bet it messed with your head. I know it would have messed with mine, and I'm quite insane.

Hot shit, I qualify! Even though I suck as of this moment, but that does not matter. Yay!

Guys, I just got some bad news. Someone just IMed me to say that they found out that Andrew Murrin, AKA Muzz, has died. Car crash, if I recall correctly. Totally fucking sucks, man. I say we dedicate Genesis in Muzz's honor/memory.

I noticed that Gonzales had not spring training results. At his age, you don't have to show up for spring training. I think he was in Tiajuana getting a fur transplant. Or something. *pray for Frost or someone to hit a ball back to Gonzales, breaking his face, ending his career*

Location: Uh, pretend this is like right after Lockdown. Because I say so, darn it. Andrea Montgomery is seated on the bed of a dimly lit hotel room, ice pack on her neck. She appears to be looking at a scrap of paper, while the television, muted, is going unnoticed. Andrea slowly looks up, exhales a deep sigh and walks over to a zipped up bag. She opens it, pulls out a cell phone and dials a number without thinking about it. After a few moments of ringing, the phone is answered. And because I feel like it, both sides of the conversation can be heard. “Vandelay Industries, how may I direct your call?” asks a surly voice. “Yeah, I’m looking for the janitor, Zutroy Montgomery.” Andrea says, laughing to herself at her brother’s zany antics. Well, not really. Just go with me on this. “Andrea, how’s it going?” Her brother asks. “Well, that’s why I’m calling you, bro.” Drea says. “I take it you’ve been watching my matches.” “Yeah, I have. You haven’t been doing too well.” Zutroy states matter-of-factly. “Well, I didn’t expect to have a losing record so soon.” says the Flop in Team Flip Flop. “Hey, you can’t get a title in three or less matches all the time.” Zutroy says with a laugh. “But that’s not why you called is it?” he asks with all the knowledge of a big brother. “You’re right. It’s not who I’ve faced, but who I’m going to face. Not sure if you happen to have seen what the card is for Smarkdown.” Andrea says. “Yes, I have, but I’m not sure I follow you.” The man formerly known as the GOAT says. “Well, let me put it this way. Have you ever been in a match with someone you were...” Andrea hesitates, not knowing how to best phrase the question. “Someone I what? Just say what’s on your mind.” Demands Zutroy. “Been in a match with someone you were you know...attracted to...” Andrea asks meekly. “Oh yeah, you know, that Bobby Riley was so hot in his outfits.” Zutroy says sarcastically. “Come on, be serious, man.” Andrea pleads. “No, nobody I was attracted to. I mean, I didn’t have matches with female wrestlers. Most people had a valet or whatever, but nobody like you, or Sarah, or whoever.” The male Montgomery says. “It’s just weird, knowing that I’ll be looking across the ring at him, and I’ll be trying to beat him.” Andrea says. “Who is it, anyway? It’s Cortez, isn’t it?” Zutroy asks. “No, it’s not him...” Andrea says, not really wanting to reveal the man she’s smitten for. “Van Siclen?” Shouts Zutroy. “Well, er...” Andrea stammers. “No. Tell me it’s not him. That masked dork?” “I don’t know, he seems very nice...” Andrea says. “But you can’t even see his face! What if he’s all disfigured?” Zutroy yells. “Come on, Zutroy! I’m not that damn shallow! He seems to have a good personality, and a great sense of humor.” Andrea says in defense of the Sexual Maskosaurus. “But...but he’s, you know, lame.” Zutroy states hopefully. “Look, the only reason I called you is to get advice, but you obviously don’t want to help me.” Andrea says tersely. “Well, I’m sorry. It’s just that I’ve never been in a situation like this. I don’t know what to say.” Apologizes Zutroy. “I admit, it’s kind of an odd situation, but that doesn’t mean I still don’t need help.” Andrea says. “Let me think for a second. You obviously want to win this match, but I take it you don’t want anything happening to...him. Erm, I hate to say this, Drea, but I honestly cannot say anything that could help you. It’s not like you can tag someone else in whenever he gets in the ring. You’ll just have to try to put it out of your mind.” Zutroy offers. “I’ll try, but it won’t be easy. I think he put some kind of Romanian voodoo on me.” Andrea says. “That makes absolutely no sense. Ugh, I kind of liked it better when you were after Divefire...” Zutroy says. “Yeah, well, whatever. Good talking to you, even though you didn’t help me at all.” Andrea says. “Sure, no problem. What I’m here for. Good luck with the match, and try not to make out or dry hump Masked Man in the middle of the ring, or anything.” Zutroy says jokingly. “Hey! That only happened once...” Andrea says, also laughing. “So, anyway, bye, bro.” Without waiting for a reply, Andrea ends the call and puts the phone back in her bag. Drea gathers up her things and heads for the door, not wanting to be any later in getting to Phoenix and Smarkdown.

Hey! This thread has quickly gotten off-topic. I do not see as many posts praising Tom Flesher. That makes me sad. Sad enough to litter the community and WF board with transvestite pictures? That is for me to know and you to find out. YAY TOM! TOM IS THE AWESOME!! WHOAT! *blades and whoats for Tom at the same time, which is known as whoading*

There was a "We Want Ken" chant? Must have missed writing that one in. Anyway, yay! I AMZ TEH POP!! Also, I guess it does not matter that I know a black guy in his early twenties that knows the difference between a punk and a goth, what with him being kind of goth-y. Yeah...BORT!

I've been asking to have Gonzales retired for a long time. But I see he's signed through 2018, so maybe that'll be the last season for him. I hope so, anyway. Then I can bring in the possibly unstopable Tiny Gonzales! Or something. Go Janes and such.

Er, wouldn't this message have been better suited to a little thing known as a PM? Sure, the community board is for whatever you want to talk about, but I'm not going to start a thread and say "Hey, Tom Flesher. You are cool. I like you. You are funny. Yay for you." Then again, maybe I should...

Well, as per usual, I have not read the entire show, but I've skimmed a good portion of it and such, so let's begin at a perfect spot, the beginning! Promo by Frankfurt: Okay, let's all bring back titles! I want the ML Jobber Crown! You know, to give to certain people... Bowers fight, yay! It should have been Tokyo X. Just because Kid Cools kicked his sorry ass at that one JL PPV where some other things happened... Teh Candace match...oof. First off, I really hope that you actually know the circumstances behind Clay changing his name. If not, then why in the hell would you mention it in the first place? Also, it's segue. Segway is that human transport thing. Good for hardcore situations, but not for talking about a transition to something else. Ever. I don't want to point out the other spelling errors, but just run a spell check, then re-read it yourself, since things like "They're/their/there" aren't always caught. WHOAT Yay Drazon! Yay Duran! Fight, yay! Promosky from Masky. And stuff. Yay Casablanca reference! But an "Assablanca" reference would have been better!! YAY! I tried reading it, since Spike was like "Read it" in chat, and stuff. But, honestly, not right now. Perhaps later. Who knows? Kind of skimmed past Birdy/Cross. That should get a read through later... Didn't read Vlad/Hunt. I suck, I know. Who let this next match in? Blech. Anti-whoat Spike be angerful! RAAR! Yay Tom! I like Blargledyargyle! I now know who Spicer is! And because of that, I wish I had friends. YAY! Wish I had friends... Once again, my sucking prohibits me from reading the last two matches right now...

The Teebler's Mall Brawl was a one-time deal. Mark may be marking, but it's not like it's his own matches. Countless active WFers marked for the JL back in the 80s. And Kibs hasn't exactly debuted Levy yet. So whoat to you, Citrus man. Good promo-ski, Kiiba. Yay for Levy! Yay for things! WHOAT!

Hmm, maybe I should join...if I do, I'll draft the oldest player(s) at each position. I would find that neat. Yay! But if I don't, and I probably will not join, someone else should go through with my plan of drafting old players.

No. Thoth rocks. He propelled me into the penultimate match for Ground Zero. Plus, he said he'd job me forever because of that promo I wrote. And that's always cool. And Thoth is probably the only person that would book the SF tag match. Which was fun (Even if Muzz no-showed the co-write at the last minute), because, and stuff.

By interesting, you mean it'll end up as a DNS, right? Right? Anyway, good promo, but IL in the finals? That's stretching things a bit much. Kidding, of course. Yay balloon!! Scouting is always wise. And stuff.

Devo - The Essentials 1. Jocko Homo 8 2. Mongoloid 7 3. Come Back Jonee 7 4. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction 10 Great cover. Completely Devo-ized. 5. Secret Agent Man 7 But only because Satisfaction overshadows it so much. 6. Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA 10 Devo-tastic! 7. Freedom of Choice 8 8. Whip It 8 9. Girl U Want 8 10. Jerkin' Back 'N' Forth 7 11. Working In the Coal Mine 7 Too standard a cover from Devo, in my opinion. 12. Peek-A-Boo! 8 Eh, I might have been too generous with some of those, but I like the album, and I like Devo. Because they are Spud Boys. Yay for them!

I'm sad that there were no predictions for Storm, but whatever. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH Toxxic vs Dace Night SINGLES MATCH Johnny Dangerous vs Landon Maddix CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Tom Flesher vs Austin Sly TAG MATCH Andrea Montgomery & Blanka vs Ace Lezaire & M. Bison USJL CONTENDERSHIP MATCH “The Corona” Vladimir Everheart vs Martin “Big Country” Hunt HARDCORE TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH David Cross vs The Birdman FOUR WAY ELIMINATION TAG MATCH Hollywood Boulevard (Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen) vs The Wayward Sons (Ced Ordonez & Edward James) vs Sean Davis & Spike Jenkins vs The Masked Man & "The Icon" Max King SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Jamie Drazon SINGLES MATCH Nathan Xavier vs Candace SINGLES MATCH Justin Bowers vs Mark Kinxx

Sly, Sly, Sly. You must learn that Spike does not think before he types something and posts it. We've all pretty much gotten past it. In time you will, too. Yay for Storm and stuff!!

Well, Thoth threw together Flip Flop on a whim (Well, actually there was some background. The background being we faced each other the previous show), and we didn't do too badly... And yet another tag match for me! This time with BLANKA!! Yay! I wonder if Edward James has Blanka's stats, as they did have a match and stuff...

I really like that return promo I wrote and Thoth was all like I'd job forever and face a brickwall on the next card. Good times. Uh, other things are good. Like stuff. YAAAAY! And so ends this shameless act to promote my new sig. Picture selected by Zed, caption from Judge Mental. Yay!

Since I have no life, I figured I'd try to find out how accurate Thoth is in his audio show predictions. However, when I started up the first one, I found out he didn't make predictions until half the card was over. Undaunted, I figured I'd try to do it anyway. 7-19 Show for Lockdown Petey vs. Paladin Thoth Prediction: Paladin could pull off upset, no actual prediction Actual Outcome: DNS Dace Night vs. Vlad Thoth Prediction: He notices the typo...no prediction Actual Outcome: Dace Nigt Manson vs. Masked Man Thoth Prediction: Manson ready for a roll. Dinosaurs are dead, Charlie. Actual Outcome: Manson Andrea Montgomery & Birdman vs. Martin Hunt & Max King Thoth Prediction: Hunt's team could pull it out. But don't under estimate crusiers. Actual Outcome: Andrea & Birdman Alan Clark vs. Ryan Dustin vs. Austin Sly vs. Rob Gilbert Thoth Prediction: Heh, crazy little weasels...Austin Sly. Clark if zapped in BUTT could win. Actual Outcome: Austin Sly Jamie Drazon vs. Ace Lezaire Thoth Prediction: JD sucks. Ace wins if motivated Actual Outcome: DNS Janus vs. Ced & Munich Thoth Prediction: Janus is Janus Actual Outcome: Janus Bonus prediction: Toxxic is next world champ Thoth's record is hard to determine, as the DNS's and non-predictions are hard to tally. Eh, if he predicted a winner, and the match actually happened, I'll count it. So he's at 3 for 3, I guess. 7-25 Show for Smarkdown Tom Flesher vs. Spike Thoth Prediction: Tom as new champ Actual Outcome: Tom wins Paladin vs. Candace Thoth Prediction: Candace by default Actual Outcome: Candace by default Max King vs. Vlad Thoth Prediction: Max King Actual Outcome: King Andrea and Bird vs. Wayward Sons Thoth Prediction: Another roll for cruisers. Can take tag titles Actual Outcome: Andrea & Bird Sean Davis vs. Ced & Munich Thoth Prediction: Bemani Cross Pride. Depends on who writes Actual Outcome: Davis Landin Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire Thoth Prediction: Ace Actual Outcome: Ace Janus vs. Toxxic Thoth Prediction: Toxxic to win and win world title. Actual Outcome: Absolute clusterfuck. And Thoth with this show alone is 5/5 and I guess 8/8 total. 7-31 Show for Ground Zero Mall Brawl Thoth Prediction: ??? Man Actual Outcome: ??? Man Candace vs. ??? Thoth Prediction: ??? Man Actual Outcome: Candace Ced vs. Munich Thoth Prediction: Ced to win. Actual Outcome: DNS Martin Hunt vs. Sean Davis Thoth Prediction: Martin Hunt Actual Outcome: Davis Manson vs. Max King Thoth Prediction: King Actual Outcome: Manson Johnny Dangerous vs. Maddix Thoth Prediction: Maddix Actual Outcome: Maddix Jamie Drazon vs. Ace vs. Dace Thoth Prediction: Voting for Ace, but Dace to go on a streak Actual Outcome: Dace Andrea & Bird vs. 42nd Street Thoth Prediction: Andrea & Bird because "Is Charlie Matthews there? This is 'Grand Slam' Mark Stevens of the SWF!" "Oh my fucking God, you're kidding me." Actual Outcome: 42nd Street Janus vs. Tom Flesher vs. Toxxic Thoth Prediction: Toxxic Actual Outcome: Toxxic Thoth's record for GZ = 4/8. His total so far is 8/12. Not bad, I guess, given that he didn't predict a few matches and some were DNSes. Or something.