Angel_Grace_Blue

Just a few things, Evo. You should change the link in your "personal website" thing, and maybe it was mentioned before and the idea was scrapped, but could you maybe list total Ks for pitchers? Come on Atlanta, kick some ass!!

Well, IGN boards went Insider-only, so you'd have to pay. But, I suppose I could PM you some old matches, if I can find them. Also, I wrote a single match as Kid Cools in the JL, which I think was for Wrathapalooza. It might give you a feel for my style, if nothing else... I'll go look for those matches.

Can Clark even walk after the Demonstar? I mean, is it physically possible to move after that? Oh, and huzzah for my first matchz0r backz0r.

No, Atlanta's fine! Come to Atlanta, Reddy. Oh, and does Gonzo not have the #1 pitcher spot in Atlanta? Or did he just have nothing impressive in the opening day? Just curious.

Damn. Frigid dropped in several categories. And Gonzo did well, as did DeSantis. This is the year for Atlanta. I have a feeling. Maybe...

HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY MR. G!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO G! GAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAATEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Evo, what about the trade I mentioned? Frost or maybe Big Red to Atlanta for some third rate left fielder. And also a good closer. I just hope Gonzo gets a lot better in spring training...which he won't.

Must you understand everything? Suspend the belief. I mean, how do all these cameras follow us to bars, our homes, etc? Oh, and Petey should load up a flipper, but then he'd be all heelish and stuff.

That's interesting. Atlanta and Vancouver are the only teams with winning records that have never been conference/league champions. And the Bums and Boston are perfect in the post season. Each time they were conference champs, they were league champs. Although, with wild card teams and such, that might not be true anymore. Let's go Atlanta! Draft some really awesome players and pick up some equally if not more awesome players in free agency and trades! Speaking of which, Evo, I want Frost traded to Atlanta for some crappy catcher or something. Have him and DeSantis batting back-to-back.

“Come on Ted, you can do it! One more, just one more!” *CLANK* The sound of metal upon metal is heard from every corner of the small gym. Ted finishes his reps, stands up and looks at the newest person to enter, a well-defined woman with a duffel bag slung over her right shoulder. “Hey baby, today’s your lucky day.” Ted says, staring at her. “And why exactly is that?” the woman asks, a slight southern drawl audible. “You’ve got free tickets to the gun show” he says, flexing his arms. She looks away, stifling a laugh, and sees the bar he’d been lifting. “How much does that weigh, one thirty?” she asks, finding it even harder not to laugh. “Yeah, right. One forty five, baby.” He replies, continuing to flex. She ultimately has to look down to stop from laughing. That’s when she sees something. Something awful. “Uh, you might want to tuck that in.” she says, pointing at his crotch and walking towards the back of the gym to a door. “It’s seven and a...” but Ted’s interrupted as she closes the door and sees a shoddy wrestling ring, two teenagers practicing various bumps as a large man watches on. “So, Andrea, you’re really going to go through with this and go back?” he asks. “Yes, Zutroy, I’ve told you before. You can’t talk me out of it. I’m going back to the SWF.” Andrea Montgomery tells her brother. “Okay, it’s just that ... You son of a bitch! You’re damned lucky this tequila is good or you’d be learning how to sell a bottle to the face right now!” Zutroy shouts at one of his pupils. “Look, I’ve got to go in a bit, so just go ahead and say what you want so I can leave.” Andrea says, a little exasperated. “Sorry, it’s just those damn punks. Anyway, you sure you want to go? I can’t teach these skinny bastards that flip-flop shit. You know I can barely walk after all of those surgeries. Like my new cart? It’s the Hummer of electric carts.” “Zutroy, it is a Hummer. It’s a kid’s car, like one of those Barbie convertible things.” “Yeah, well, it’s pretty kickass. But back to the topic at hand. You do know that he’s not going to come back just because you’re in the SWF, right? You do realize that, right? It’s not like he’ll be watching the BBC or whatever, see you in the ring and say to himself, ‘Hey, I should go back. I haven’t contacted her at all since I’ve left. I really should do that.’ ” “I know that, okay. I know I won’t make him come back or anything.” “Then why are you going back there? I don’t see any reason. You proved you could manage on your own with your first run. It’s not like you’re strapped for cash or anything, either.” “I guess I’m going back because I feel that I left against my will.” Andrea explains. “Oh, well, I’m so sorry that Mom got sick and I fucked up my knees and couldn’t take care of her so you had to leave the fed. Sorry for that inconvenience to you.” “That’s not what I meant, dammit! I don’t hold anything against you, and you knew full well that I had informed Grant that the second I heard something about Mom I’d leave, and that’s just what I did. I admit, I was selfish. Part of me wanted her to get better just so I could go back.” As Andrea is speaking, her duffel bag falls open, revealing something inside she tries to cover up but Zutroy sees it. “You liar! You said that you going back had nothing to do with him! I’ve already told you, HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE! If he did, you would have heard from him by now. He doesn’t care, so you haven’t. Get that in your head!” Zutroy screams. “You can think that if you want. I have a plane to catch. Bye.” With that last exchange with her brother, Andrea Montgomery goes back through the door, to come face to face with Ted. “Hey baby, where you going so fast? Come on, hang around a bit. The gun show’s still on, you know.” Andrea, still fuming over her brother’s comments, stares at Ted before shoving him into a rack of free weights and continues walking outside. She walks up to a parked cab and climbs into the back. “Airport, please.” As the car starts up, Andrea reaches into her bag and pulls out a photograph of her and Divefire, hanging out after an event. “I’ll show you how bright I can burn...”

Huzzah for the Fraisers! Too bad I got traded before they became the power-houses they are now. I've got mixed feelings regarding Giant Gonzales. On one hand, he's old and I kind of want him gone to bring in a new, hopefully better player. On the other hand, he had a hell of a season, and I'd like to see him go out with a ring. I guess I'll see what happens and whatnot.

Is it just me, or does Lex Longer sound like some type of porn star? Charro Guarro? Is that the crazy Mexican woman who says "Cuchie cuchie!"? I think "Randy Often" is a question Austin Powers would ask. 'Are you randy often?' It's kind of weird that he's selling just parts. "Triple H's head". Hot shit, I have to get that! That's all I got...

Happy birthday, Sir Tom of Flesher. May you always have a plentiful supply of people short of stature to rest your beverage upon. Huzzah!

Damn. If only I had stayed in Seattle for my whole career. But I suppose that my leaving freed up the money for the Fraisers to sign Frost and others.

Yes, fear my return (Until it turns out that I'll no-show everything). Smarks Boards name: Angel_Grace_Blue Wrestlers Name: Andrea Montgomery Height: 5’8” Weight: 143lbs. Hometown: Biloxi, Mississippi Age: 20-ish Face/Heel: Face Stable: None Tag Partner (optional): None Ring Escort: Zutroy Montgomery (Her brother. He was teh GOAT, but now kinda sucks) Weapon(s): Balsa wood versions of common weapons/opponent’s favorite weapons Quote: Nothing, yet. Looks: Brown hair that reaches the middle of her back, but either braided or in a ponytail for matches. Very fair skin, decently toned, but obviously not cut/ripped/buff. Attire: In the ring- A black sleeveless shirt with the Wild Cards logo on the front (A fan of cards, jack through ace of spades), and the names of the members on the back (Montgomery, Divefire, Molock, Angelous, and Grimedogg). A pair of green sleeves like Allen Iverson wears, but a bit thicker and her first name on the left and last name on the right sleeve. She wears a pair of dark pants (Any dark color works) with her initials in white lettering on the back and standard wrestling boots. - For important matches (Title on the line, feud blow-offs, PPV, etc.), Andrea wears a black leather jacket and dark-tinted shades, ala Divefire. Ring Entrance: The lights dim and an explosion of green pyrotechnics rock the entrance area. The lights come back on, but with green filters, bathing the whole arena. Andrea steps out as No Doubt’s “Just a Girl” plays on the stereo system. Funyon says his stuff. Andrea steps through a shower of green sparks, walks down, greets the fans, etc. When she gets to the ring, Andrea launches herself in via the ropes. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 2 Speed: 10 Vitality: 5 Charisma: 3 Style: High-flying stuff, with a good array of striking moves that are obviously quicker than they are powerful. Signature moves: 1. Leg scissor takedown (Normally a counter to a big boot or thrust kick. As the opponent extends their leg, she leaps in the air and scissors their leg, occasionally holding on to their foot. Twisting the opponent’s leg, along with her body, she forces the opponent to the mat, sometimes locking in a leg-based submission, i.e. ankle lock, single leg crab, etc.) She knows better to try it on a huge guy like Janus. 2. Running cartwheel/handspring phoenix splash 3. Sentons - 630 (450 with another half flip to land back first) - 630 corkscrew - 810 twisting (Phoenix Splash but with an extra half flip, so after the moonsault twist it does a 630 senton rather than a 450 splash) 4. Tuckerman and Roll (Andrea goes into a forward roll, leaps up and hits a jawbreaker) 5. Coast to Coast moonsault (Moonsault from one side of the ring to the other. Can be springboarded) 6. Coastal Combo (A combo of at least 4 strikes to the face/mouth, ending with a 270 degree dropkick) 7. Grind Sessions (Just about every basic striking move, done after a top rope ropewalk. After taking a few steps on the top rope, Andrea slides, on the top rope and performs the move, whether it be a spin kick, clothesline, etc., often with a slight bounce off the rope for more momentum.) 8. Magnolia Bloom (Andrea does an armwring, which causes the opponent to bend forward. She then kicks out the opponent’s near leg with both feet while driving her elbow into the back of the opponent’s neck. So it’s kind of like a single arm DDT with an elbow across the neck.) 9. 3Rs - Rana Rana Revolution. Any manner and type of rana you can think of. Somersault, reverse, satellite, and any combination. Don’t forget the front handsprings into a rana. Common moves: 1. Leg lever takedown 2. Any non-lifting (i.e. implant) DDT or it’s reversed/inverted equivalent 3. Heel kicks to the knees (Especially on hossier opponents) 4. Sky Twister Press (Or corkscrew moonsault) 5. Springboard tornado DDT/shooting star DDT/moonsault DDT 6. Corkscrew moonsault legdrop 7. Bulldog hangman (Side headlock, run up to top or middle turnbuckle. and jump over top rope, dropping opponent throat first across top rope. 8. Spinning neckbreaker 9. Various roll-ups, and other pin attempts. 10. Low-impact takedowns (Such as hip tosses, drop toe-holds, arm drags, etc.) 11. Monkey flip (Used on charging opponents) Rare moves: 1. Delta Cutter (Either from a straight back flip or after a front handspring into the ropes, back flip combo Tajiri does. On the back flip, Andrea locks on a ¾ facelock and continues to propel herself backwards, almost usually becoming vertical, then falling forward into a Diamond cutter. Doesn’t do it often, as is countered by nearly everything, but if the opponent is either distracted or near unconsciousness enough, she’ll use it, sometimes as a finisher. 2. Falling Star Bomb (Shooting-Star Press with a half turn in mid-air, with a senton-bomb ending. Stolen from Comet, so, uh, yeah.) 3. Ganked! (An assortment of moves stolen from long-retired wrestlers. This changes every so often, but not drastically.) - Turn ‘n Burn : Reverse headlock into a dropping elbow across the chest. Ganked from Divefire. - The Hamburgular : Full nelson bulldog. Ganked from Mayor McCheese. 4. Holy Pin (When an opponent is spread-eagle on the canvas, Andrea stands on his/her shoulders and adopts the ‘Buddy Christ’ pose, thumbs up with one hand, pointing with the other and a wink. Reserved for big matches and the most evil of evil heels.) Finishers: Done and Dusted (Starts off in position for an STO, but she wraps her leg around her opponent’s once more, placing her ankle against her opponent’s shin, locking it in place. Andrea then does a double underhook and falls backwards, driving her opponent’s head into the mat. In short, a modified double underhook DDT, with the leg used similar to a leg sweep.) Springboard 450 splash (Formerly Fallout's Nuclear Bomb or Nuke, so the commentators should make a note of it. Especially Comet.) The move can be reversed, inverted, or done as a backflip. Handstand neckbreaker (Andrea leaps onto the shoulders of a groggy opponent, performing a handstand, facing the same direction as the opponent. She then lets go, allowing her and the opponent’s shoulders to meet, her head on the side of the opponent’s. She grabs his/her head and falls backwards, performing a neckbreaker.) For no raisin at all! Name: Zutroy Montgomery Hometown: El Paso, TX Age: 30s-ish Status: Tweenery face. Surly might be a better description. Height: 6'10" Weight: 270 Weapon: Empty liquor bottles (Though often thrown at Andrea for doing something wrong. Quotes: Often complains about what Drea's doing. Many obscenities. Looks: He's tanned to the point of leatherdom. At least a three day growth of beard, if not more. As for head hair, that changes. Could be a buzz cut, might be longer, who cares? Attire - nothing fancy. Jeans and a t-shirt, if that. Stats Strength - 9 (Punching power is still top form, and that's about it. No leg strength to lift much. But he'll punch your goddamn face off.) Speed - 1 (Not really confined to his power wheelchair/scooter, but it's a lot easier to move with it than walk) Vitality - 4 (Grab his leg and he'll most likely tap. But his upperbody can with-stand many, many punches...or something. Fuck, why'd I bring him back, anyway? Oh, yeah, TNT was high on ether and gave me the opening promo spot) Charisma - 6 (Chalk this up to strong drink, mostly.) Move -Punch Notes: Check out Hoveround.com for some of the power wheelchairs and scooters he uses. Also, for no reason, he might use on of this battery-powered children's cars. You know what I'm talking about. But something cool, like a Hummer, or a BMW. Or something.

I am bored often, so I stole this idea from Duran. I looked through the HOLT reports starting from Feb. 1. If your name was in the top pops/heat list, you get points. 5 for first, 4 for second, etc. And away we go! Most Pops 1. Dace 33 points, 2x most pops 2. Danny Williams 27 points, 3x most pops 3. Charlie Matthews 23 points, 3x most pops 4. Alan Clark 20 points, 1x most pops 5. Annie Onita 17 points, 2x most pops Honorable mentions - WildChild 14 points, Johnny Dangerous 9 points, Coy West 9 points Most Heat 1. John Duran 33 points, 4x most heat 2. Va'aiga 29 points, 5x most heat 3. Toxxic 20 points 4. Tom Flesher 16 points, 3x most heat 5. Todd Royal 15 points, 1x most heat 5. Landon Maddix, 15 points Honorable mentions - Hville Thugg 14 points, Mike Craven 8 points, The Masked Man 6 points, Janus 6 points. Note, I did combine tag team and stable pops/heat to individual tallies. And stuff. Another note, I just went with the search feature, and I didn't find any HOLT reports from around May. It skips from April to June. I could me missing something, and if so, if someone will kindly point that out to me, I'll edit this. And stuff.

Come on people, let's get into chat. You know you have nothing better to do. Sly, Jake and I are just staring at each other. And when boredom sets in, bad stuff happens. Especially when I'm involved. If more people don't show up, expect to see some very bad things on the boards. Very bad...

Since it's been no-sold up to this point, happy birthday Erek Taylor. I do not recall you. But, I don't recall what I had for breakfast (Actually I do, it was nothing). Huzzah for being older, I guess!

That's because I wasn't available to write the HOLT Report between April and June. Yeah, but Maddix took over for a few shows, so he could've stepped up. Damn slacker. Kind of interesting that Toxxic got so high without being first in heat at any time. Edit: Also interesting to see the amount of love WC gave himself and Johnny. I guess it might have been more, but people would've been suspicious. That, and like I said, Maddix took over for a few shows...

Bah! Give me DVD and the Fallen most days of the week. Anywho, good promo, but you should have kept the make-out scene, Mike. That really sealed it for me that MVS and Cortez are a true team. I'll run over here now...

Come to chat. I mean, even I'm in there. Amazing, I know it. But seriously, get in da chatz0r.

So, I see topics regarding basketball, baseball, hockey, football, etc., but, and unless I'm horribly blind, none on the sport of rugby. I figure there's got to be at least some fans of the sport, so let's discuss. I mean anything. Thoughts on the upcoming Tri-Nations, local stuff, how sad the northern hemisphere teams looked against the southern hemi teams, who's looking good for the 07 cup, memorable 6 nations stuff, whatever. I'll start if off. Do you think that the Pacific Islands team (The combination of Tonga, Samoa and Fiji teams) should be allowed as a world cup-eligible team, or perhaps included in the Tri-Nations, or should they be more of an all-star type team, similar to a Barbarians team or the like (The Harlem Globetrotters of rugby. They just need a Washington Generals equivalent).

So, I figure I've got a decent amount of time so that I can show about as often as a Muzz/IL/Stryke hybrid, which I suppose isn't bad for someone who's been out for a few years-ish. Because we're our own fans, I'll let you decide if I should bother with everybody's time by making a returnz0r. Or something.

Damn right! Crazy Sacred was teh awesome! I still have the 4-way last man standing match in which I wrote you to dunk your head in a vat of nacho cheese sauce. Because NOBODY EXPECTS SACRED'S INQUISITION!

Speaking of trades, I would like for whomever my next player happens to be become a Jane. I swear, I shall help snare a title for Atlanta. Around the 2046 season...but it shall happen! Of course, having other quality players on the team would help too. I would be anger-ful if Atlanta wins big after Gonzo and DeSantis retire...which of course will happen. Think I'll shut up right about now.