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    Review Poll - Battleground '04

    /\ what he said.. but the 'fucktastic tag seems to be winning.
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    The New Chat Thread

    Fuck... because my mirc keeps saying "connection refused" when trying to join the phazenet server...
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    The New Chat Thread

    Is anyone else having a "Connection Refused" problem lately, or is it just me? This is like the 3rd straight day where I can't get in.
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    SWF Divas Unleashed

    *drool* ...best... ...production... EVER.
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    SWF SMARKDOWN, APRIL 19th!!

    I can talk down whoeva the hell I want... being here for 3+ years gives me that damn right!
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    SWF SMARKDOWN, APRIL 19th!!

    pfft... you lie.
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    SWF SMARKDOWN, APRIL 19th!!

    Well the problem is the only sports joints in Oakland are the football stadium where the Raiders play, and the baseball stadium where the A's play. those are both outdoor, and seat upwards of 50k. So instead of taking the time to look at the list and find an arena close to that area, TNT just took the cowards way out and created an arena for us to use... just like the arena in Fargo that King 'owns' happy?
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    SWF SMARKDOWN, APRIL 19th!!

    hm... inventive to say the least. notice: be on the look out for changing stats.
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    For all you control freaks.

    that is the most pointless website I have ever seen. furthermore... pzwn @ j00 tdk for reffing Daniels.
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    Birthday Salutations 2003-04~!

    Happy 19th Teebies!
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    Teh HOLT Report for Teh Smarkdown

    I beat X? Shizzy! What would be kinda cool is if you bring back OLD school WFers, JLers, and MLers to fight in the dark matches... ya know just to give them just a bit of exposure, even though they've come and gone.
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    SWF Storm Card, April 9th

    hurrah... a newb squash in my first match back! Look out Stryke... I'll be coming for you
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    The HOLT Report on SWF Lockdown...

    heezy. promos of me = ratingz~! and Toxxic... Eel = Elk. so by default he > j00. It's in his contract that he has to get bigger pops than a rook does. Nothing we can do about it.
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    Promo: "Intentions"

    Heh... If I had just a bit longer to think about it, I probably would have come up with a better excuse for him being gone, but meh... whatever
  15. first of all, no I'm not back yet... but Zed knows when to book me. This is just to add a little spice to the fire. The scene opens up to the elegant home of the SWF Wrestler Jacob Helmsley, located about 56 miles northwest of Calgary. Jacob is seen standing in front of a massive 2 story window overlooking the bare and seemingly endless valley of grass and shrubs. "Time is drawing near." Jacob begins to speak, stopping only to take a long sip from the half full coffee mug in his . "For the cocky little sons of bitches in the SWF to experience the downfalls of their careers." Jacob slowly speaks, turning to face the camera lense. Slowly, Jacob moves over to the couch in his large living room and plops down on the elegant green leather couch. "Toxxic, I'd be careful if I was you. Yes, you have beaten me twice before, but that was when I wasn't on top of my game. I was fighting injured. At Clusterfuck, when I was tossed over the rop rope by Michael Craven, and strained my leg. I thought I could continue on, and it wouldn't get any worse... but as time went on, I realized I needed to take time off, so I did." Jacob states. "But now, I feel just fine. The leg is healed to it's fullest, and I am merely weeks away from returning to prove YOU wrong. You are NOT the Rookie Phoenom... just some punk who caught a lucky break. Listen good... someday, somewhere, I WILL be coming for you." Jacob warns. Quickly Jacob pops up from the couch and begins to pace around the room, continuing on. "But now is not the time to talk about that. I have more pressing matters to attend to... getting gold here and now. For that, we turn to our good little jobber, Coy West. Yes, Coy... the one that holds the SWF United States Championship. Nothing personal little trooper... but I want that title around your waist. Mark my words... I will have it... like it or not. Prepare for the psycho... because him and the pipe will be coming full strength after your ass... and there will be NO stopping it."
  16. Another Season of MLB Fantasy Baseball is here, and I've got another SWF Fantasy League going for us to join and forget about~! It'll be the same set-up as last year... 10-12 teams, 27 players max, Head to Head scoring, and an Offline draft (1-3 wks before reg. Season). The SWF~! League ID: 8437 Pword: smartmarks JOIN NOW!
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    Hey Guys

    Because you had nothing better do do?
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    Birthday Salutations 2003-04~!

    Spikes the keg Happy b-day Mark!
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    State of the Fed Thread

    holds a flaming lighter up into the air word.
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    The New Chat Thread

    Chat is still empty. 00ber cry.
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    State of the Fed Thread

    yeah, it's a bit late for this... but meh. Ejiro, that kind of stuff only happened on teh promo pages durring shows back in the ol' JL, before we had our own board like here. Even back then people were holding off on attacks durring shows unless the two had talked about it. can't blame me for trying though, Thuggumz but it's the same thing that Thugg said (eventually ) the fed was like 10 times more fun way back when no one gave a shit if their character got treated like absolutle dirt in a promo... that just gave them more incentive to write an even better comeback promo, and that's how almost 90% of the greatest feuds this fed have seen has gotten started. Now, you have to sit down with someone, and plan out every single thing that's going to happen... and you have to discuss how this angle will benefit each charater and stuff of that nature, when back in the days, whoever was the better matchwriter got the big push at the end, while the other character just moved on with life. What was fun about that is you just didn't know what would happen next... Perfect example~ GoldenEye -VS- D-Red (this took place before the ML-JL split back on IGNboards) D-Red posted an into promo with the usual stuff, taking shit about the locker room, calling everyone pansies, and things of that nature, and eventually called anyone out to face him. So, I took the reigns and replied, challenging him to a Tables match, and it took off from there. Six or seven promos later, He was powerbombed through a car roof, hijacked an ambulance, drove it back and confronted me at gunpoint, and it was a fkn blood feud... all before the first match. From there, we got the girls involved, and before long, we were both valet less... all with about 5 words spoken between eachother OOC. Who knows what would have happened if he hadn't gone to the ML and disappeared What I'm trying to say, is that with that type of system, anything can happen. You can have a simple match, where let's say Tom cheats to pin Thugg turn into a whole series of spontaneous promos where Thugg attacks Tom, Tom humiliates Thugg, Thugg steals Tom's ride, Tom revelas that it isn't his ride, and in fact is Kings, then King gets all pissed and gets into it, and before you know it Thugg -VS- Tom -VS- King is main-eventing Genesis, capping a 6 month long Feud of the Year... all started because Tom cheated Thugg out of one meaningless win on a pointless Storm Match. That's how it was in the old days... that's how this fed became what it is, and that's what made this fed so damn addictive for me back in the days... and I for one wouldn't be mad in the least if Jake got punked in the next promo I see on the boards. I'd just get pissed and write a damn good comeback. rant... is done.
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    Hey Guys

    Meh... look at it this way Riley... at least none of the wrestlers are slobby chicken-eating pigs thinking that they can just attack you and get away with it ah... memories
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    State of the Fed Thread

    A thing about the match limits... that's not saying that you have to write 6500 words... it's just saying that anything over 6500 won't be taken. Quality, not Quantity. I wrote 3 straight sub 3k word matches (with 4500, 5k word limits) against showing opponents down in the JL and still won the matches. Sure, it is different here in the WF, but not really either. I'm sure most poeple here can crank out 3-4k in their sleep... let alone 4-5 days. One thing that would be cool is to revert back to the old days... when anyone and everyone could attack anyone they please without being flamed, bashed, fried, baked, and hardboiled by the rest of the fed. That is what made this place so great to be in... plus it's how Jake found his calling as a psycho pipe-wielding maniac . If I were to go back to that now and start back on clocking random people with the pipe, I would be bashed beyond belief, since anyone I try to attack would yell at me and all for 'Screwing up their angle" and such. And hell... if someone doesn't like it, they can simply no-sell it. Other than that, I see no fault in the Booking or running of this fed from my standpoint. Anything and everything I need is answered gladly though PMs and chat.
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    Smartmarks Fake Baseball League

    Time to get myself into this thing again... First Name: Joseph Last Name: Corbin Nickname: The Bolt Number: 41 Origin: Iceland Birth date: 4/18/92 Age to start: 20 Height: 6’ 1” Weight: 212 Bats: Right Position: Shortstop Defense- 2 Speed- 1 Batting Average – 1, 1 Doubles – 1, 1 Avoid K’s – 1, 1 \m/ >_< \m/
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    Does anyone follow the NCAA?

    man am I happy I changed to Xavier going over today... that was awesome. my final 4 is still intact, but barely...
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