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Very nice work everyone. It was nice to see no double no-show matches for a change. As much as I would like to take credit for the promo at the end, it was actually Pete who did that one. All I did was give the emphatic OK to use me. This joint was a lot of fun... and I will miss it, but now we've got an even bigger pool to pee in.

pfft... clean slate! time for some new op's

Sweet... this should be hella fun to write. Good luck everyone, and here's hopin for a decent showing of the 'Fuckers!

Dude... what the hell is with chat... is it just my mIRC or is the server all fucked up, because I can't get in for shit anymore... it always tells me "connection refused" when I try to get in. This isn't just a random occurrence either... every time I try to log in before, it takes 10-15 tries before I can sucessfully log in, but this time I can't even get connected to the server. Is this just me or is everyone else having this problem??? Because it's REALLY fucking frustrating.

Well, that's good enough for me Rando... since Jake really isn't much of a talker in the first place... let alone one to make up a catchphrase. Nicely done.

$25,000 SIGNING BONUS MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Jacob Helmsley ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD MATCH Aecas vs. Manson STIPULATION CAGE MATCH Todd Royal vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ALL THE CARDS MATCH Alan Clark vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Special Referee: Insane Luchador

fkn dbl postz0rz

Let's just make this bitch one for the ages gents... whadda ya say?

$25,000 SIGNING BONUS MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Jacob Helmsley ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD MATCH Aecas vs. Manson ~ ACEAS! ~ STIPULATION CAGE MATCH Todd Royal vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~ SPOOK! ~ ALL THE CARDS MATCH Alan Clark vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Special Referee: Insane Luchador ~ MADD MADD MADDIX! ~ SJL... we hardly knew ye...

w00t! another OAOASTer jumping ship to the good guys~! (j/p )

so... how many duckies are we talking about? Any specific set number, or is it just up to the writer's imagination... because Todd knows THAT baby's gonna get a work-out this match

hm... no matter... I can change it. I only did the Disney stuff for the entrance and a few references in the commentary, but easily fixed.

Triple Threat Match for the US Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs. Linchpin vs. Mike Van Siclen ~ LINCHPIN! ~ Four Corners Tag Match for the SWF Tag Team Titles Justice and Rule© (William Hearford and Ejiro Fasaki) vs. Wild and Dangerous (Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous) vs. the Unnamed (any two members) vs. the Unholy Trinity (any two members) ~ W & D! ~ MAIN EVENT Singles Match for the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Title "Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven ~ DANNY! ~

*grabs Crowe's ass* mmm... squishy...

I'm assuming my match versus sir Clark is non-title... ...but if it is... ...but if it isn't (more than likely) then (Y) neways.

See... the thing is... I had the match pretty much done... there's just the thing with a hit and run on my wife that kinda kept me from actually getting the match in. To ease your mind, yes she's fine... she's just got a broken leg that'll keep her in a wheelie for a couple months, but I was in the hospital nearly all day yesterday, and the match didn't even cross my mind once. still, nice work from Landon and the rest of the kroo as usual.

Wow... Tez bumpage I was looking for... ...sort of... and not even a mercy bump either... ...in a way... rawk. sad to see the JL leave us... it's been a good friend to all of us... memories will be kept dear though. Look forward to quashing some and getting quashed by others.

w00 @ j00 Stryke (Y)(Y)(Y) SINGLES MATCH “Fruitie” Frankie Deed versus The Daredevil ~ DD! ~ EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Landon Maddix vs Alan Clark© ~ ALAN CLARK! ~ TAG MATCH The Ghost of Sean Casey & The Known Jacob Helmsley vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins & Todd Royal ~ MEZ0RZ! ~ ~ OMG! ~ ~ WTF! ~ ~ PWN! ~

Uh Thoth... UW is Jacob... been so for about a month now... unless there's something else I missed...

Xstasy vs Va'aiga ~ X! ~ Stryke vs Michael Craven ~ STRYKE! ~ HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs Crow ~ TOM! ~ TITLE FOR TITLE, ICTV vs UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP Linchpin© vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© ~ LINCHPIN! ~ TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH, NO-DQ Dace Night & Terry "Janus" Bailey vs Wild & Dangerous ~ DACE & JANUS! ~ Mike Van Siclen vs The HVille Thugg ~ THUGG! ~ WORLD TITLE MATCH Danny Williams vs Ejiro Fasaki© ~ DANNY! ~ ~ OMG! ~ ~ WTF! ~ ~ PWN! ~

wooo... par-tay~!

A blanket of snow completely covers the rolling hillsides of Rural Canada, A bone-chilling wind howls across the empty countryside, and sitting alone in the back of his forest green Dodge Ram, a psycho sits silently in the bed of the truck, staring out at the clear night. "Just why did you come back?" With the thoughts raging through his head, Jacob takes a long puff from a long cigar in his mouth and exhales, blending the smoke from the cigar and the clear smoke from his breath almost completely. "Just what do you think you'll accomplish?" Tyring to shake the negative thoughts in his head Jacob grabs a hold of his skull and begins to shake his head back and forth in place. "How long will it take this time?" Jacob lets out a deep, long scream that echoes out into the dark night as he continues to shake his head violetly, trying to get the thoughts of failure out of his head. "This won't be like last time..." He slowly says to himself, momentarily soothing the demons inside of his head. "This time I will make a difference..." He continues causing himself to feel better with every word from his mouth. "This time... I will get to the big time." He finishes, once again raising his head up to the chilly night. "In less than a week, a new year will be upon us." Jacob begins to say, with the camera inside the warm cab of the truck catching every word. "What kind of resolution will I be making, you wonder? Will I resolve to be less violent? Will I resolve to take a cat-scan? Will I resolve to be more..." He shuddders slightly as he utters the next word. "...freindly... to my fellow wrestlers?" He asks himself as he continues to stare out longingly at the snow covered hillsides. "No." He answers himself. "I will not be making those types of resolutions." he coldly states as he turns to the camera to speak clearly. "The only resolution I will be making this year... is to be even more violent... even more demonic... and to show even less mercy than I have. The coming of this new year will be an elightening experience for everyone in the SWF. No more will I sit idly by and watch the piss-poor talent of the SJL reach the big time before me... no longer will the 'Next Edwin MacPhisto,' or the 'Next Hville Thugg' be talked about before the current Jacob Helmsley." Jacob utters, once again turning around to face the cold night of the Canadian countryside. "The only resolution I make this year is to become all that I am destined to be. The only resolution I make is to get to the SWF now." Jacob promises. "I am making this guarantee from my own heart... and from my own feelings. I WILL be participating in the 2004 SWF Clusterf*ck... and mark my words... 2004 will be the year that everyone remembers the name... Jacob... Helmsely." He completes as he continues to stare blankly at the night, not even moving a single muscle as he finishes.

Come on Spike... Well, sorry for no-showing... again... The wife was sick as a dog for the whole weekend... so of course I had to take care of her. Not too much I could have done about it.

It may be a little obvious, but meh... Kids, remember... Rule (Ejiro) beings the NEW SWF Champion! So use that accordingly in all your matches

I intend to fly down to Adelaide, kick Crowe's ass, steal his weed, steal his pipes, kick his ass again, and maybe swipe his X-Box and all the games he has. huzzah.