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I dont care...although I probably should, since I'm the 'American Bacon!!!1'

Biggie, Biggie, Biggie can't you see?

I'm going to guess that's what he was implying...

You forgot to call him a 'pinko', Archie.

Why do some tards have such a hard time spelling 'hippie'?

He only said that buttsecks with a female isnt all its cracked up to be...presumably he enjoys it with other genders/species.

That joke really hit home with me.

That is his job.

You have almost as many post as I do in less than a year. And you had about a million with your previous screenname. You should say, "Jeez...my fingers hurt from posting on thesmartmarks all day...can somebody look for battle royal videos for me."

I prefer them to Sparta, for whatever that's worth...I don't go out of my way to listen to either of them. If they're as fun to see as I'm told they are then they will at least make for a good opening act. I would like to be so fucked up when RHCP plays that I actually feel like I'm 15. Good times. I hope jobber doesnt think less of me.

Well I'll be damned.

Jagerbombs have a special place in my heart. A few too many of those sweettreats one evening and I puked in three different neighbors' lawns then passed out in the freezing rain.

And it had a pretty good Wrestlemania.

Youtube.com has a 'search' option.

But hes so dreamy! Omg ur just a ugly internet jealous guy! Go randall!

Apparently people will actually pay good money to watch this... Ticket sales are very brisk for the upcoming Evander Holyfield vs Jeremy Bates fight, scheduled for Friday, August 18 at Dallas' American Airlines Center, according to officials of Real Deal Events and the American Airlines Center. Lester Bedford, the spokesman for Real Deal Events, said over 3,000 tickets have been sold to the general public and an additional 2,400 are out to suite holders, for a total of over 5,400 tickets distributed. That is a number far beyond his expectations with over a month to go before the event. "This is really a very, very good start," confirmed Bedford, who's company -- The Bedford Agency, was hired by Real Deal Events to manage and market the event. "Considering that we announced the event on the Thursday before the July 4th holiday, didn't put tickets on sale until more than a week later (Saturday after the holiday) and haven't started our advertising campaign, this is way more than we could have expected." -fightnews

You forgot "Randall"

Straight edge...more like gay edge...hahahahahah

"Yeah, bitch, you suck a good fucking dick. Would ya mind lickin my bunghole? I swear to fucking God I cleaned all the shit offa there. You haven't seen that motherfucker Goldwater around here have you sugardoll? That sonofabitch wants to tear my goddam head off." -LBJ

justpassinby didnt care to respond to all those quotes of Republicans opposing Bill Clinton's military action against Kosovo...funny that. How is it patriotic to support warfare only when your political party of choice is in charge? On a personal note, I have had at least one good friend in Iraq since 2003...in about a month the last friend will be back home (hopefully) for good. After a brief reprieve from worrying it will get tough next year when my younger brother ships out to the desert. Too often it is forgotten that war has a 100% victim rate in that even our soldiers who are thankfully left physically unharmed will carry emotional scars of what they saw and whatthey had to do for as long as they live. Sad as it is to comprehend, it is necessary to think about this stuff when dealing with the war in Iraq...it provides a far different, and more painfully realistic, perspective than to simply wrap yourself in a flag and insult the supposed lack of patriotism of those Americans who disagree with this war. Its really easy for someone to disregard people as hippies who blindly wish for peace...it is just as retarded to blindly support whatever decisions a chosen political administration makes and label it 'patriotism'.

I have noticed I definitly drink less since I turned 21. I really enjoy just socially guzzling down Guinness from time to time. On mornings after finding myself in the sad position of drinking redneck garbage like Budweiser I often convince myself that a 'sxe lifestyle' would be pleasant...soon later I mash up some Oxys and stop thinking like a little bitch.

Im a straight edger. Its really cool...I feel healthy, dont puke black/red crap, and can just feel the prideful eyes of my community beaming upon me...also, I touch children.

"Not possible." -Choken One.

Jeff Jarrett doesnt care whether he draws or not...so long as he keeps his 'main event' spit.

No way, fo realz?! I thought it went without saying that I was refering to his re-election bid in '76. Guess not.