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It worked for Jerry Ford...

Area 51 is a very large area...it contains all of the following items that require acute secrecy: The Face on Mars (this incredible artifact is kept in a massive storage locker) Classified documents on the left wing plot to incinerate Waco, TX The bodies of all of Bill Clinton's murder victims JFK (alive and well in an air conditioned cabana) The airplanes that didnt really hit the Twin Towers Also, the lost city of Atlantis is buried underneath Area 51 and is accessible only by a lengthy series of elevators...however, this location is merely coincidence.

Im really enjoying Porcupine Tree at the moment.

The holding cell gimmick is fucking lame.

At least there was one really cool debut at Survivor Series 1990.

Oktoberfest (Had that LOD/Warrior-Demo match) Undertaker face turn Hogan-Andre Savage-HTM Warrior-DiBiase Rockers-Brainbusters HBK-Bulldog

He gets RKOed and then Randy talks about how his family is burning in hell. And he still wont be over.

Pretty awful car wreck, actually. Hit by a dump truck. Holy shit.

Horrific factory accident?

Has any other sitting VP ever been sued and shot a guy in the same calendar year?

I wouldnt say I was aiming at humor/wit/observation so much as 'crude mockery'.

So you just made a ridiculously stupid comment without really thinking about...cool. A quick synopsis of what you might've missed in this thread - Tyler & I disagree on whether there is poverty in the US. I say there is and that apparently cemented my role as a resident Crazy Liberal. Slayer - Care to give any reasoning as to why I am The Bleeding Heart Liberal from Hell? You do realize that my opinion that we could handle our lives under a much smaller American Govt does not mean that I hate corporations, right? Is it safe to assume that you just sometimes, like Czech mentioned, simply turn retarded during attempts at humor/wit/observation?

Czech, if you can be troubled to stop licking the sweat from slayer's balls for a moment, could you show me the error of my ways? Please tell me how Im being a megaultra-Liberal and how I can stop...I too want to fall in love with the miniscule govt that this current administration has enacted.

Bill Clinton murdered dozens of people and blew up the Oklahoma City building.

So, if Im keeping track of the thought patterns around here correctly, my dislike for the Giant Govt we have means that I hate 'evil corporations'...and, since I think (crazy as it sounds) that there are poor people in America, I am King of Liberals. Wow.

Dragonforce has to be one of the cheesiest names for a band...I honestly thought it was a joke the first time I heard it.

Jesus wasnt really poor! He wore Nikes and had air conditioning! Viva America blu fluh! If you dont agree youre a communist sympathizer dar dur!

Dur evil corprations make people poor! In other countrys tho cuz everyone in America has air conditioning!

Wasn't the meth addict underage as well? I'd much rather have an drunkard for a girlfriend than a junkie.

I hear that there are these establishments where adults over the age of 21 can meet and discuss plans for the night over a few beverages. Matt Young chooses to continue trolling the local high schools.

Sorry gipper, I am not going to argue whether or not there is poverty in America...saying there is none was among the dumber things Ive ever read and Im going to leave it at that. Occasionally I will mock your quote though.

There are no slow people in USA!

Cool.

David Ben-Gurion was a Jew-hater? Someone's being ultra-PC. Vyce thought it was cool when Peter Jennings died (because he thought he was Dan Rather)...dont expect brilliance from him.

Because theyre famous! Cant take me apart!