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He didn't learn everything he knows from Glen Beck until about 3 weeks ago.

Lincoln was a sitting Senate-race-loser when he was elected. Eisenhower had no political experience. None!

Like when her staff over at Saturday Night Live used "bitch' to near-comedic effect?

I'm pretty sure he was referencing something else entirely.

I was hoping Russ Feingold would do that. And I agree.

Did they have Jonah Goldberg on in some kind of 'legitimate news' role?

Marvin isn't just actively terrible, he also posts nothing less than 50 times every single day.

Considering it was just a screenshot from their business' website, I don't think it was the same as showing Kobe Bryant's rape victim or something.

I seem to remember Tully Blanchard retaining a reflexive wiping of his nose throughout his interview.

Thesmokinggun.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/2874687 Five more dead.

I liked how MSNBC actually showed a lineup of the possible hookers involved.

Even an invisible man that lives in the sky is no match for Obama's charms and spells and other voodoo shit.

Who gives a shit what Gary Hart says? Edit - Eliot Spitzer probably should have.

Hillary could be Majority Leader if she doesn't win/come out too damaged.

By publicy, repeatedly, offering him the vice-presidency, Hillary is offering plenty of new material for Obama. Nice to see him take advantage of this Clinton blunder.

I'd pick day one of Sasquatch.

Procol Harem - Whiter Shade of Pale

Who would have thought a place like Pakistan and guys like General General General would be important?

You're our man for Illinois politics, Czech. Tell us about this guy.

Ever notice how nobody here quotes or even seems to get any of their inormation from Keith Olbermann, Marvin? Whereas you actually look up to Beck as your sole personal educator, those of us who do watch Olbermann's program do it for the entertainment that we might sometimes find.

The first time I broke my nose was a backyard wrestling mishap. Clothesline right to the face by a considerably larger pal. The stupidest thing I have ever done (and I really hope to never trump this) took place back in the late summer of 2001. I stopped by my dad's house in the country with a couple friends. We were going to just hang out and all, then they would leave and I would spend a night or two there. Unfortunately, the doors were all locked when we got there. This annoyed me greatly as it was known that I would be arriving and would not have a key. There were still plenty of reasonable options left, though. Call him to see when he'd be back to open a door, find a window to sneak in, wait around outside, forget the plans and go elsewhere, etc. Since this is my dumb injury story, none of those choices were picked. I decided to punch my way in via the window in a side door. I felt something of a pinch on my arm and decided not to look at it. The others with me heard the winow breaking and, upon quick investigation, demanded to look at my arm. It didn't look like it felt very good. I made it to the hospital just as I was starting to go into shock from loss of blood. Exciting times. Now I have a few scars on my wrist area that will never go away. I look like a psychotic self-loather but really I'm just kinda retarded some days.

Greg Valentine, Vladimir Koloff, Sandman, Francine, Big Dick Hertz, Jerry Lynn, Bill Alfonso, and a few other rasslers. Superstar Billy Graham called me to borrow some old wrestling magazines when he was writing his autobiography. Ray Nitschke, Forrest Gregg, Paul Hornung, Willie Wood, Herb Adderly, Antonio Freeman, Adam Timmerman, Craig Newsome, Darren Sharper, John Michels, and a few other Packers at various events/training camps. I passed Lou Reed on a sidewalk once, but he's A-List.

Has a ban been officially announced as the grand prize yet?

Sounds like the "new" John Ruiz is just the same old worthless sack of shit.