Sandman9000

Hoff.

First thought: Sweet jesus this is the greatest thing ever... Second thought: This is gonna be the most expensive game ever... Third thought: No keyboard? How the hell am I gonna play Journey now?

"Sooo, are you Detroit or Atlanta?"

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patr...?p1=MEWell_Pos1 ::Standing ovation::

I hear they'll let anyone be a lumberjack these days.

How can anyone take pride in these kind of trades? "Trading Iverson for thirty cents on the dollar was so good, I get to run the Phillies now!"

IPB Support | Mouth Cancer | Mobile Phones | Loan UK | Home Loans

I'm rather disappointed that my warning level has dropped back to 8%. Alfdogg will be getting a nasty PM soon.

I'll be more impressed if my outfielder doesn't act like a dog chasing its own ass. Along with baserunners that actually follow the commands.

No Ryan Hollins or James White can kiss my ass. Why the fuck isn't James White in this? His stuff in the college dunk last year was ridiculous. Hell, the only reason he's in the league is because he can jump out of the gym.

OH, SNAP! Sorry that Wisconsin doesn't eat its own when it comes to sports stars. Now when it comes to Milwaukee-area homosexuals, yes, Wisconsin has been known to eat its own, but at least they're not so damn fickle about sports. Favre earned the right to keep his job as long as he wants it, and they have a better chance to make the playoffs with him than without. Yeah, they should just ignore the 1:1 TD:INT ratio. Brett Favre can cure heartburn for nine straight days, so slap some cheddar on your dome and go team! Would you want to be the one who has to break the news that Favre has been relieved of his duties? Yes.

Is Salmon still down? Have they scraped his ass up yet? You wanna talk about being out before you hit the ground. Yeesh.

Most of your posts are two sentences too long, if that. I can't help it... I have a short attention span and I I anxiously await the other sentence and the conclusion to this post.

Most of your posts are two sentences too long, if that.

Ripper's in twice to keep the minority quota up.