Sandman9000

As much sense as that would make, it would also be Jeter saying "A-Rod is a better shortstop than me," and that'll never happen. No athlete with an ego would ever admit that, no matter how true it is. So, someone needs to play 2B, Giambi is still a question to play first every day, and starting pitching isn't solid yet.

It's not official yet, and we all know what happened with Boston and Texas when they talked, and Beantown still has blue balls over that. ::Shuffles nervously::

What's a girl?

It appeared on the scroll on ESPN, saying the trade was agreed in on principle.

A breaking news thing appeared on the scroll at the bottom of ESPN, saying Rangers agree to trade A-Rod for Soriano and a minor league pitcher. A-Rod in the Bronx. HOLY FUCK!

From the CZW website, which is rarely updated at www.czwwrestling.com CZW announces that the Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal SABU will be debuting at CZW Aftershock in Italy on March 27, 2004. SABU will then make his debut with CZW at Viking Hall in May 2004. Get ready for the fallout in Italy and prepare yourself for what SABU plans to do in CZW. Oy vey. Oy oy vey.

Stop all the downloadin'! [/G.I. Joe]

::Administer's last rites to thread::

I'm not a big fan of the keeping players but forced to trade them rule. I'd rather keep two that I can trade at my own lesiure then keep three and know I'd have to trade one. That's my personal opinion.

I'd keep Jermaine O'Neal and Mike Finley, since they are 1-2 round draft picks anyway. Sure as hell beats picking Yao first.

You mean find a random sorority girl.

"Want to volunteer to show off your kissing skills? Think you and your significant other have what it takes? Then get on stage and show your stuff. " Goddammit, apparently they want people who have a clue and/or a significant other to show up and do their stuff, not random morons. Whitey will have to be killed another day.

It also involves a complete lack of pants.

I miss Evenflow.

http://www.elon.edu/e-net/Note.aspx?id=7632 I've heard back nothing, so I'm gonna assume I've been rejected. w00t I should go with the afro wig and the "Kill Whitey" sign anyway.

I had nothing to do with the gnomes, but let's just say CWM treats his gnomes the same way Richard Gere treats gerbils.

I can make this easy to remember, Barber. PBP = you at CZW fans, SoCal Uncensored, and whatever that XPW site was, I don't remember.

Don't make me draw what really happened with the gnomes.

So, Kellerman wanted an increase to 850K, so I'm guessing he was earning between 500K-600K before that.... THERE'S my incentive one of the most cutthroat industries in the world.

Just a couple quick ones, since I've been short on time lately. Now, those of you who are familiar with the board are familiar with TSM's first couple, Kotzenjunge and Agent of Oblivion. Kotz, or Spoon if you wanna be a showoff, is known mostly for his unnatural obsession with the moderately talented/attractive Australian pop singer Kylie Minogue. He also likes cars and some other shit, no one really fucking cares. AoO is known for being into supreme heavy motherfuck metal, as well as supreme motherfuck metal, supreme heavy metal, and heavy motherfuck metal. He also likes J-Pop, but won't admit it out loud. The wacky hijinx those two have done couldn't be recapped in a whole thread full of shittily drawn paint images, and also because I've forgotten most of them, but I remember the inital flirtations between these two.

They've got one out called "New Found Power." We've got it at the station, I've played a couple tracks and it's not bad, though I haven't listened to the whole thing or any of it real carefully.

I've got a couple plans in mind for this. A) My friend has an giant afro wig, so I'm considering borrowing that, getting a bucket of fried chicken from KFC, and making a sign that says "Kill Whitey" and coming out with all that. I'll get thrown out of school for general offensiveness, but it might be worth it. Odds are I won't do this. B) If the thing is going bad, I'll pull out this razor blade I'll have smuggled in and just gig my tongue. Odds are I'd probably do this if I got bored enough.

I went through the history to do that, and I've never had Lenard. I've tried to get him a couple times, but failed. On that note, can everyone stay out of this one so I can get him now? I'll either give you a cookie or not smack you with a lighttube.

#1: Yao Ming: Frustratingly inconsistent. Traded. #2: Pau Gasol: Underrated, but simply didn't score enough. Traded. #3: Ron Artest: A risk that payed off since he kept his temper in check. Traded, but begrudginly. #4: Lamar Odom: Played like crap at the begining of the season, so I dropped him. As soon as I do that, he starts playing ball. Motherhusser. #5: Tony Parker: Started the season on IL, solid point guard but didn't provide enough in the stats category all around. Traded. #6: Damon Stoudamire: A lot better then I planned on him being, leading my team in assists. Only person on my team whom I haven't moved. #7: Darko Milicic: Stupid Larry Brown. Waived. #8: Jamaal Tinsley: Wasn't playing at the begining of the season. Waived, but reacquired in a trade. #9: Vin Baker: Good when he was sober. Waived. I managed to draft enough #2-#3-ish guys, but was just lacking all around. That I started the season with three people who weren't playing didn't help. For fun: everyone who has been on my team at some point during the year: Yao Ming, Pau Gasol, Ron Artest, Lamar Odom, Tony Parker, Damon Stoudamire, Darko Milicic, Jamaal Tinsley, Vin Baker, Robert Horry, Jerome Williams, Derek Fisher, Charlie Ward, Jeff McInnis, Jeff Foster, Damon Jones, Ronald Murray, Bo Outlaw, Michael Finley, Devean George, Jermaine O'Neal, Tayshaun Prince, Earl Boykins, Dion Glover, Brian Grant, Darius Miles, DeShawn Stevenson, Kwame Brown, Penny Hardaway, Raja Bell, Maurice Taylor, Howard Eisley, Speedy Claxton, and possibly Voshon Lenard.