Sandman9000

Have you not seen the backyard wrestling videos?

Anything and everything; anyone and everyone.

This thread still sucks.

This thread sucks.

Blatantly jacked from the CZW Fans board without any financial compensation... DJ Hyde vs. Merc vs. Gutter: Lasted for about 4 minutes and was decent for what it's worth until Teddy walked in through the crowd and popped the crowd like none other. Teddy came in talked for a bit and did his moonsaults and out came Zandig. Zandig said he runs the company and it will be Evans vs. Williams vs. Hart. Ladder match: GQ vs. Jon Dahmer vs. Jude: Very nice ladder match, so many cool spots in this. Featured a german suplex off the ladder by Dahmer onto GQ. Dahmer then set up Jude on the outside and jumped from a ladder on the inside of the ring outside. Finish was Dahmer powerbombimg Jude off the ladder in the ring. This featured crazy head drops and was a great semi-opener. Arm wrestling match Rebel beat Hartog AMIL vs. Berk/Barr vs. CKNY: Was real cool until Berk/barr got attacked my rebel's army and got carried to the back. The rest of the match featured nice spots and some good sequences. AMIL vs Rebels army: Nice match until interference by Rose gave Frazier and Matthews the win. Another match that clicked real well, and was real good. CHIKARA 6 man tag, Wildcards and Hallowwicked vs. Quackenbush and 2 dudes (sorry): This was the 2nd funnest match of the night IMO as it clicked so well and it went SUPER SMOOTH the whole match. Sick combos and not any dead points in the whole match. Quackenbush's team won (i think) Joker, Sabian, and Ruckus vs. Cash, Sonjay, and Jacobs: WOW I really liked this match because it was constant action. It was really fast paced and the crowd dug the whole thing. Cash went for the cash flow over the ring post to a table below on the floor onto Sabian. Sabian missed the table but his face scraped against it lol. Sabian was set back up on the unbroken table and Sonjay sentoned onto it. Ruckus falconed arrowed Jacobs thru a table which was UNGODLY. Then Joker set up Cash and Sonjay (i think) onto tables near the entrance. Joker went up to the entrance and got on top and then got ontop off a desk and jumped off proceeding to foot stomp onto Cash. Sickening. That ended the match. Nick Gage vs. Roderick Strong: Strong is just great, he took STIFF chair shots. Gage got thrown into a propped up table but it didnt break. Gage hit 2 choke breakers but he kicked out. Gage recovered with a bootscrape and the hardcore drop for the win. Please come back chants for Roderick. Teddy Hart vs. Jack Evans vs. Petey Williams: What can I say? The best highflying match I've ever seen. Evans bumped his ass off and so did petey and teddy. A Spinning 630!?!?! jack missed it but it was a spectacle anyway. Also some amazing combos in this match I dont know what they're even called. Evans hit a almost douvle moonsault off the stage onto the flat onto teddy and petey. finish came when ted stopped the match to call out zandig where zandig leveled him and put jack and petey over a laid out hart. Words do NOT do this justice. B-Boy vs. Adam Flash: Worst match on the show and it was still good. (shows you how good the show was) This for some reason didn't clcik that well but i still enjoyed it, WB came in to save beat up flash after messiah ran in to give b-boy a fall from grace. Zandig vs. Messiah: Taipei death/boards of nails. Basic crowd brawling to start it off then some irish whips into the boards of nails. Zandig was then hitting him with the boards which was VERY loud and the nails were just sticking in him. Messiah hit a spot where he sunset flipped over the ropes to put zandig thru a table. Finish came when Teddy came in and hit a flipping variation on Zandig and messiah got the pin. this set up a HUGE war of words with the crowd. 1/2 was all for teddy and 1/2 was all for zandig. Then Zandig mfn bombed teddy onto the nail boards and busted him open HUGE. Crowd chanted PUSSY at teddy because he wouldnt get back in the ring. Zandig set up Teddy vs. Himself because he wants to kill him. Result from Zandig slamming Teddy Hart into the carpet tack strip boards... http://www.whacks.bizland.com/TeddysCut.jpg GOO! Early feedback says it's the show to beat for 2004.

I don't even think I have to point out the bad idea in this here quote.

^ fuck you.

I've told this to Zack. As long as the OAOAST exists, and Angle-Plex, Supes and Popick are participants in the e-fed, the bickering will always continue, and it will keep the negative stigma that the OAOAST has. I told Zack, as a friend, that the best thing to do is to leave the OAOAST and start up his own e-fed with whomever he wants. The only way to end all of the bullshit is to kill off the OAOAST. Thanks to certain people (of which I myself have a very large role), the fed has completely changed from what it used to be, and if the entire image and meaning has changed from the begining, it might as well be time to bite the bullet and change the name. Although that might not be good enough. Something drastic has to be done if this BS is to stop happening. And fuck Rob Feinstein.

This thread sucks.

This thread sucks.

Don't worry. He'll screw up somehow. And by under the table, he means paid in crack.

Sounded like a decent show. Not terribly surprised at the B-Boy/Hart bait and switch, don't waste a match like that at Allentown. And that shirt that Teddy's wearing has gay written all over it. I've got no problem with homosexuality but c'mon, that's queer as fuck.

From espn.com, the worldwide leader in something. http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=240305015 PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- For one night, the Philadelphia Flyers turned back into the Broad Street Bullies. Claude Lapointe and Mark Recchi scored 30 seconds apart in the first period, helping the Flyers beat the Ottawa Senators 5-3 Friday night in a game that featured five consecutive brawls in the final two minutes and set an NHL record with 419 penalty minutes. "We're not scared of Ottawa and we're not intimidated by their talent," Flyers goaltender Robert Esche said. Officials needed about 90 minutes after the game ended to sort the penalties. The previous record for penalty minutes was 406 by the Minnesota North Stars and Boston Bruins in 1981. The Flyers had 213 minutes and Ottawa had 206. After the game, Philadelphia general manager Bob Clarke, captain of the Broad Street Bullies teams of the 1970s, went toward Ottawa's dressing room, but was stopped by Flyers officials. "Their tough guy (Rob Ray) got beat up and then their next two lines fought guys who don't fight," Flyers coach Ken Hitchcock said. "I don't care what it shows them. We played a great game." Danny Markov, Kim Johnsson and Alexei Zhamnov also scored for Philadelphia, which snapped a five-game winless streak (0-3-2) against Ottawa. The Flyers were eliminated from the playoffs by the Senators the last two seasons, and were 3-10-3 against them since a 1-0 victory in Game 1 of the 2002 Eastern Conference quarterfinals. Philadelphia remained tied for first place in the East with Tampa Bay. Chris Neil, Zdeno Chara and Peter Bondra scored for Ottawa, which fell four points behind the conference leaders. "I thought we competed hard and I don't know what happened at the end," Senators coach Jacques Martin said. Philadelphia enforcer Donald Brashear and Ray started the fighting by dropping their gloves with 1:45 left. As they skated off the ice, the rest of the players joined in, including the goalies as Ottawa's Patrick Lalime skated the length of the ice to go after Esche. Once play resumed, all the players, except the new goalies, immediately went after each other. At the next faceoff, Philadelphia's Michal Handzus and Ottawa's Mike Fisher went at it. Another fight broke out 30 seconds later. Finally, Philadelphia's Patrick Sharp and Ottawa's Jason Spezza finished it off. The bad blood between the teams stems from Senators forward Martin Havlat hitting Recchi in the face with his stick in a game last week. Havlat played his first game after being suspended two games by the NHL. He sat in the penalty box while the fights took place. The Flyers had seven players remaining and Ottawa had six as the game ended. "Why wouldn't I start it? Did you see the last game?" Brashear said. "I fought a tough guy. They went after guys who don't fight. I could've fought one of their good players and hurt them, but I didn't." The teams meet again in Philadelphia on April 2. "Obviously my teammates didn't forget what happened last week," Recchi said. Lapointe tied it at 1 midway through the first period with his fourth goal. His shot from the side of the left circle near the boards went off Lalime's glove and in. Recchi scored his 25th goal into an open net a half-minute later after Lalime failed to control rebounds on consecutive shots by John LeClair. The Flyers took a 3-1 lead later in the period when Markov took a slap shot that Neil deflected with his glove while trying to knock it down, redirecting it past Lalime. A power-play goal by Johnsson, his third goal in two games, made it 4-1 early in the second period. "It wasn't a great game, but our guys stood up there," Senators defenseman Wade Redden said. Neil gave the Senators a 1-0 lead just 4:07 in with his eighth goal. Chara one-timed a shot past Esche for his 15th goal, cutting the deficit to 4-2 in the second period. Zhamnov made it 5-2 with his 10th goal in the third period. Zhamnov has nine points in seven games with the Flyers since he was acquired from Chicago last month to help fill the void at center created by injuries to All-Stars Jeremy Roenick and Keith Primeau.< ^Notes: Flyers D Chris Therien left the game with a left shoulder strain and didn't return. D Joni Pitkanen didn't return after he was shaken up. ... Flyers F Tony Amonte played in his 1,000th NHL game. He's the 201st NHL player to reach that total and the 12th player to do so in a Flyers uniform. ... Markov's goal was the 10,000th goal in franchise history. ... Zhamnov's goal was his 700th point in the NHL. ... The Senators have allowed 10 power-play goals in the last eight games. ... Lalime has allowed nine goals in the last two games. 419! Damn. And with the goalie fight, call this the greatest game ever.

As another former member of the oaoast (something which I am not putting on my resume), I can confirm that this bitching and bullshit has been happening for the past two years, which drove me out a year ago. I can confirm that a) Superstar is an asshole, b) Agnes isn't close to bitter enough, c) popick has no sense of humor whatsoever, and d) the oaoast doesn't deserve the bandwidth it is wasting. I call for the entire thing to be deleted and it's members permanently banned.

Means there's a gag order on. They won't say anything until they release their official statement. Punk finally responded after about 15 mins., maybe slightly less... "no he didn't, go away." That's probably as much as anyone will get out of them until they decide to speak.

Means there's a gag order on. They won't say anything until they release their official statement.

Things to notice: Last time RF was in legal hot water, fairly recently I might add (he wanted a copy of this movie that the Oscar screeners get, which is illegal to copy), there was an immediate denial and life went on. This time, everything at ROH has shut down. Then again, whenever you don't immediately throw up some kind of comment, even a "This is fake, we'll say more later," people immediately assume you are guilty. The real test is if we get an announcement in the next week or so that the 3/13 show has been cancelled, or changed drastically. If that happens, we can pretty much call RF guilty. Also, the only board that hasn't exploded with this is the CZW Fanboys board. Reason being is that when Messiah had his thumb cut off, the board exploded with all kinds of comments that could have easily gotten the board sued by Black and Co. Since that board isn't known for having the highest average IQ due to a couple of fuckasses, smart of the mods to extinguish anything before it starts.

Jay mentioned this to me.... What if this turns out to be true, and RF sells ROH to Court Bauer? And if that happens, what's the odds of independent wrestling just spontaneously combusting? And me shooting myself in the head because of it? The irony's too good though. As is whomever would own ROH getting a distribution deal with Smart Mark Video.

Leave my pictures alone.

If an undefeated team can be overrated.

What I mean is... Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior? jesus is gay Jesus did it for the chicks.

The ones I'd wear: That last one doesn't belong in the Worse Than Hell category. It's too tame.

Let me say that this shit is what causes people to quit things. It causes me to quit this place. And since I see it isn't over, I'm glad I'm gone and I haven't returned.

Is there a reason that I'm literally worth half of some of you?

My team: Benito Santiago (KC - C) Richie Sexton (Ari - 1B) Jeff Kent (Hou - 2B) Rafael Furcal (Atl - SS) Scott Rolen (StL - 3B) Jim Edmonds (Stl - CF) Torii Hunter (Min - CF) Raul Mondesi (Pit - RF) Kevin Millar (Bos - 1B, LF, DH) Wil Helms (Mil - 3B) Bernie Williams (NYY - CF) Matt Stairs (KC - 1B, RF) Bartolo Colon (Ana - SP) Derek Lowe (Bos - SP) Troy Percival (Ana - RP) Matt Mantei (Ari - RP) Kaz Ishii (LA - SP) Francisco Rodriguez (Ana - RP) A.J. Burnett (Fla - SP) Tom "Flash" Gordon (NYY - RP) Ugh.