Art Sandusky

It's not likely, but hey. Ohio State makes its players better men than USC so I hear.

Aw shucks, it's a metrosexual color paired with that Texas-sized tan. He can work with that.

Turns out the problem is that we can change our own names now. I need to be told these things, guys. Name changing used to mean something. Isn't Amnesia the wee limey puss that looks like he'd shit himself if I just looked at him?

Pff. Of course you couldn't. I wouldn't be up to that task either, I kinda blow with the whole account switching thing.

^^ And then there are people you remember for their ability to hang around for a while... and that's it. I'm might be the same way with you, person reading this post. Nah, you dig it.

Get him to cut a promo on McCain using the same listing style before he yells.

I noticed something when I was reading CE and the Sports Folder: I've been back and posting and reading the place regularly for a few weeks now, and I still can't figure out who most of you were a year ago. I blame the faggy MMA sigs mostly. At least the Civil War banners were all different. Maybe this is a reflection of how awful most of you were a year ago and continue to be. I dunno. Discuss.

P-Man!

See how well that works? Immediate recognition.

They always have, it's just that that particular load is swallowed more often when they're shooting it.

I want to go ahead and discourage "A-Rod" for Aaron Rodgers now before it gets out of hand. Please try not to infect the NFL with the awful MLB/NBA nicknaming. "Purple Jesus," that's a damn good real nickname.

When I said it wouldn't be the best game of the week, I meant that with either team winning. I think Ohio State could rock USC as well. It's got maybe 35-45% chance of happening (USC being the ones blown out/beaten soundly), but one team is going to rape the other with one of the uprights.

There won't be a McCain Presidency. Might these bounces for the Republican ticket might be due to, I dunno, their convention being last week and post-convention polling data coming in early this week? The most recent message is the most vivid. They're boned and freaking out when the election isn't for another month and a half (and it isn't as if McCain suddenly opened up a 15% lead, so quit with the "Americans are dumb! We're doomed!" talk) is betraying the basic faith that "liberals" here should have in this cycle and in our country's ability to eventually figure out when we're being fucked.

Kansas/USF will be a better game than Ohio State/USC.

Only humanity could come up with crashing things into each other as a solution. I'm not awfully worried about this until I start seeing time and space bending around me toward a certain point. I'm screwed then anyway, so I'll yell "YOU DID IT, YOU FINALLY DID IT!" as I'm crushed into nothing.

It won't be. McCain'll have a good showing in the town hall-style debate (mostly because the media has decided he's better in this environment), but that's it. The domestic policy debate will shred him to pieces and foreign affairs debate will be a draw at best. There's a lot happening on this planet that concerns America other than in Iraq, and Johnny B. Good can't even keep the people in that country straight. The VP debate will be considered a resounding victory by RISING STAR SARAH PALIN (see what I did there Czech) because she won't burst into flames.

Ten shots in one hour?! I'm a lightweight apparently. Fortunately, that means I don't spend much.

909 put one over on us all, boy howdy!

"If you go after her you increase her relevance." I wouldn't go after her on this, I'd go after McCain for such an awful pick as symbolic of his judgment. I actually believe that the answers to questions that Jerk cited were honest, and it's not underestimating her to say that she knows bupkis as far as anything outside of Alaska goes. What a farce of an ideological cardboard cutout of a "hockey mom," or whatever bullshit demographic the talking heads have come up with for this election season. Write your own damn speeches, answer some fucking questions on issues, and stop making your Presidential candidate look like a categorical retard for picking you as his running mate. He's got some problems with his age in people's minds, don't make him look like an old coot by getting caught with your skirt up by basic informational media treatment for the American public. "Drill baby drill!" does not an educated executive make, and don't get me started on that revolting chant. If elected, you have a damn good chance of being promoted so try to act like you understand foreign policy or the global economy outside of the value of crude. Even the even-minded people I thought dwelled here are buying all the rationalizations, all the bloviating on the part of "liberal media" talking heads recruited from the ranks of Republican campaigns and think tanks that stand in defiance of basic rights for our own citizens and cling (yes, cling!, that awful awful word) to the America of the 19-fucking-50s.

People usually scoff at the notion of the kneejerk "that's racist!" reaction, so I expect this to get a similar treatment. The debates can't come soon enough. All the conventions did was piss me off.

Don't mind these people, Jericoholic82. They're just jealous of a guy with a steady job who does his own thing.

I wouldn't really call a quick few seconds of video "groveling to wrestling fans." I think your family doesn't vote because it's full of conclusion-jumping retards with unattainable expectations like yourself. Holy crap, candidates pander? Fuck this! This isn't the country I signed up for!

do what now

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/04/rnc...ests/index.html "The police said not to do anything! They deserved it." There, I posted that before the usual random spineless fuck did. "After we've won, we're going to reach out our hand to any willing patriot, make this government start working for you again." What happened to just plain American. Patriot my ass. Fuck you. Saying to the American public that you've been a colossal fuckup and begging for another chance won't cut it. It's no admission of guilt, it's an appeal of indescribably ballsy proportions.

The mod folder does a great job of explaining why. I wanted to unban him until he talked for days about how much he didn't care about TSM. I do agree that Mike's conduct in the Pit did not help his cause at all. But I think he should be unbanned on principle, since other questionable bannings were lifted, and his was very questionable. You're right. It was questionable in how long it took to happen. What a piece of dogshit. People like Mike should be banned from daily life, let alone the internet.