Art Sandusky

It's because the plays we haven't gotten penalties in the second half have (for the most part) been resoundingly good on our part.

Gerald Riggs is our savior.

Goddammit. I saw that throw had too much air under it. For the best though. Had he underthrown that, one of the two dudes covering him would have intercepted it.

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY WE KEEP DOING THIS TO OURSELVES Clausen actually knows how to throw a fucking ball now, and we can't even buy some forward progress.

Our TENTH penalty!! FUCKFUCKFUFKCUFFUCKFUFKCFUCUFKFUCKFUCFUFUCK

MORE PENALTIES JESUSFUCK

I love when he says "You're already listening to Rush, so I know you're a smart person," or something to that effect.

See, no penalty, that touchdown doesn't happen. If we don't come back and score somehow and then take it to them on defense again on their next series, this game might slip away after being so tantalizingly close.

Auburn's rattled. As far as they're concerned (the media as well), the game should have been pretty much over by now. That's the only way to explain getting rocked on the line of scrimmage by HAWAIIAN POWAH~ and dropping balls when wide open and just standing and waiting for the ball. ANOTHER PENALTY ON THIRD AND LONG FUCK It's all good guys, just get back to rocking those big uglies up front.

WE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED MOTHERFUCKERS

Tennessee stops Auburn again, huge momentum on their side now. Arrowhead isn't even sold out for the Big XII Championship? Can't say I really blame people for not wanting to go to what was sure to be a lopsided win for whoever the South representative was. I actually thought Colorado had a decent shot, but neeeeeevermind. Looking more and more like USC/Oklahoma, the more and more Tennessee gives Auburn a game. If only our offense could wake up now, we'll be set. All the stinging of that 34-10 loss at Neyland is starting to flood back into our heads. FUCK YES 80 YARD TOUCHDOWN RUN

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ENOUGH PENALTIES ALREADY STOP FUCKING HANDICAPPING YOURSELVES EDIT: Good way to come back with a sack. Attaboys.

We finally make a great catch... and a penalty negates it. WHOOOOOOOOO FUCKING TOUCHDOWN

AND ANOTHER TURNOVER BY AUBURN Praise Neyland for our defense. Whew. Come on, guys. SCORE!

Leinart's cuter. White loses.

SOMEONE CATCH A GODDAMN FOOTBALL Get some Stick'em, just... SOMETHING!!!

Please don't hit Clausen too hard. We're running out of quarterbacks.

Southern Miss is playing like Texas is paying them.

Oh, come on. Just the shot of adrenaline we needed, killed by a penalty. Still a first down! And another! We're at midfield! P |-| 3 4 R TEH POWER FOOTBALL If anyone in an OU uniform wins a Heisman, it'll be Adrian Peterson. Bump Jason White again, after a BS win last year when Eli Manning was the better player.

Geez, that's how it was with Chris Weinke at Florida State. He played there for what felt like six or seven years. In other news, Southern Miss goes up 7-0 on Cal.

Nah, Bill just wants to know why beers are $8.

It was destined to slow down around this time anyway. Elections are over, it's the holiday season, not much is happening right now.

Last year, no. This year...hell yes. Agreed. I'd much rather see USC/Auburn or Oklahoma/Auburn. ... if Auburn keeps their lead in this game, that is. Our poor defense is holding on by its fingernails, trying to keep the game from turning into a complete rout because our offense can't do shit. Go Colorado.

Neeeeeeeeeevermind, interception for USC. Game over. Is it just me, or is a USC/Oklahoma matchup really boring?

HOLY FUCK! FUMBLE, UCLA BALL WITH A MINUTE TO GO