Art Sandusky

But... but... he didn't care!

I'm actually kinda jazzed for Pittsburgh/Jacksonville. I've always liked Leftwich.

Oh man, never make Tennessee a double-digit underdog. Bad things happen to the favored team when Vegas gives up on us...

I knew who you were talking about when you said "Punk Rock Girl." It was on an old episode of Beavis and Butthead. "A real punk rock girl would break this guy's skull." "Yeah, and eat his brains."

Whew. I was hoping I was wrong. Virginia Tech/Florida would be interesting. That's a pair of year-in-year-out good teams you never see cross paths.

So it's Florida/Florida State II in the Peach Bowl? Man, FSU's got more rematch clauses than anyone in college football.

I don't think Orton's not meant to be in a main event role, but they really needed to wait longer to pull the trigger on a title run for him. Then again, you have to wonder if Batista would be in the great position he's in if Orton hadn't been seperated from Evolution, allowing Big Dave to assume a more prominent role.

"At The Gates of Kiev."

What a disgusting website.

I rather like it.

People ask me if D-Generation X is a band when I wear that shirt, so the original DX shirt wins. As far as the shirt I've worn ragged, "Wanted: Dead" is the one.

DON'T FUCK WITH MY CHICKEN SELECTS BRO HEY BRO I SAID TO LAY UP OFF OF MY CHICKEN SELECTS

I never got sick from it.

Superstar would just be an angry drunk and demand we watch DVD sets of horrible television shows.

Why can't they just have the McRib around all the time if they bring it back every year.

The more I think about it, a meeting of AoO, IDRM, GTD, Inc, Edwin, and myself really would kill the board.

National Treasure actually plays off of a lot of currently held beliefs that there's all kinds of stuff hidden in our national documents and seals based on the idea that many of the founding fathers were Masons and members of other secret societies.

How is Angelina Jolie in the film. She was another reason I wanted to see it.

I smell another Gathering-type thing that never manages to come together properly.

Geez, why don't the Bears just sign Dr. Tom while they're at it...

There's a NARRATOR in this film? Fuck.

I can't even have sex in my dreams. It was that time of the month for her, dammit.

The actors actually said that. Wow. How do they think we could even make a film about the guy in the first place? We made it all up? IT'S CALLED WRITTEN RECORDS, PEOPLE

Even if they aren't considered good by some now, they certainly will be next year. Louisville won't completely walk over the Big East. I actually think the conference has a better long-term look than people give it.