Art Sandusky

Guys, stop fighting over me.

Don't make an example out of me.

Fuck, I still can't see straight. The weed effects are gone, but the other stuff persists. Whoa.

"'sides," THE LAWD added, "it's his 21st birfday in less than 17 hours."

And THE LAWD said that "y'all ma'fuckaz better treat mah boy Spoony P with respek and shii."

AMEN!!!

CAN I GET AN AMEN??!

PRAISE JESUS!

CAN I GET A PRAISE JESUS?

Seriously, people. How mean is that?

I knew you'd do that, dammit. Why so mean. I thought I could trust you... whateveryournameisicantrememberitrightnowbutithinkitshippysounding!

It looks like skin and tissue grew there, but didn't know what it wanted to do.

Afroman - "Light the Weed, Tap the Keg." It's all I got right now.

Auburn and Tennessee put on such a good game. Man I'm proud of 'em right now.

That title is too confusing right now.

"We haven't liked you as long, so you don't get to go to Florida for holiday."

noooooooooooooooooo

WOOF

I don't think I could handle the phone right now. The computer is pinching itself horizontally.

Everyone will say that Auburn has no place in the Orange Bowl because they had a hard time with their opponent. Let's ignore that they had the hardest opponent by FAR of the three undefeateds. Also, I'll say it now: Had Erik Ainge been playing, this would have been a Tennessee win.

Well, Tennessee fails to convert a fourth down, and barring a fumble or something the game's over. Clausen's inaccuracy ended up being our fatal flaw. Hey, if Auburn fails to score again, they didn't cover the spread. I told everyone not to put them down by that much.

Yup, it's times like these when I'm beaming to see such a great game put on a national stage in prime time like this.

I also had a feeling this would turn into a shootout earlier.

These penalties are just getting out of hand now. 12 penalties for 96 yards thus far for Tennessee.

WHERE'S THAT AWESOME RUN DEFENSE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS 31-28. Whattaconference.