Art Sandusky

Well, the Toadies at ABC were saying it was a potential trap game for USC but expected to see a blowout. Didn't once touch on how the two teams are cross-town rivals and whatnot, and how the Bruins were a pretty decent squad. I admittedly had no idea UCLA was bowl-eligible.

Please stop throwing in Carlos Williams's direction. And another throw that's off-target.

So yeah, we really, really need to convert this third down.

It's cool. We were down 20-7 against Auburn in the SEC Championship back in 1997. ... of course, we had Peyton Manning then and not Rick Clausen...

UN-FUCKING-CATCHABLE BALL WHAT THE FUCK EVER EDIT: Okay, holding instead. I can live with that. Just so long as it isn't on the 1.

Ugh. SOMEONE COVER CAMPBELL

FUCK YEAH I'll try not to turn this into a Dama-style thread, but dammit, WE'RE ALIVE!

.... kay.

HAH! Auburn's rarely-used punting squad may end up being their downfall. Kinda like Indianapolis's punter in the playoffs last year.

Go UCLA! I loves me some upsets. What happens if all three of the undefeateds lose? Ooh boy, can't wait to see it if they do.

I thought it was Jim Neidhart.

We're just letting ourselves get pushed around. Our style is too methodical to really combat such an aggressive attack on both sides of the ball. Oh, and our free safety's out! Great!

Jesus, put Fulmer in there to play quarterback. He'll be better than Rick Clausen. Better still, sneak brother Casey in for the rest of the season. 'course, that first down bomb that got bobbled really stomped us in the nuts.

Phil Hendrie is the shit sometimes, when he's not doing actual commentary on some contemporary issue.

Looks like a name change is in order for the next few days.

I did some research on my own. It's consistently written across various drug sites that it's okay to do, s'long as you smoke first, then drink the medicine. Doesn't really work well the other way around.

Jesus, go smoke something.

Matt Young is starting to freak me out.

I actually encourage everyone I know to listen to Coast to Coast AM every night, if they get it. It's such insanely stupid talk from people and "experts," and since it's on late at night you get the giggles either from being up for too long or because you're wasted or something.

The year KSU lost to Texas A&M was the best Big XII Championship game ever, because it sent the Vols to Tempe to fuck up FSU for the national title.

Okay, I'll try that tonight I guess. The second plateau thing, I mean. I'm not on any prescription drugs, but would smoking in conjunction with it fuck me up beyond repair, ruin the buzz, destroy some vital neurons?

Sure, why not.

I'm 21 on Monday. I wanted to celebrate for a good few days including the day itself. 'sides, it's the weekend of the SEC Championship game, Packers/Eagles, and the last day of classes is Monday as well. I would have stopped there, but this bartender I know demanded I come back to see her on Tuesday night, since that's when she works again. I guess I'll be getting hammered that night also. I probably could have gone today until 11pm without being in a different state of mind, but I inadvertently took way too much Robitussin and felt really weird all day until I hit the green.

I just grab the controller and play. About all the scouting I do is looking at my opponent's ranking and win-loss record.

It's not like I'm sober or anything. I've been at least slightly buzzed since Wednesday night.