Art Sandusky

In both World Wars, we had countries to fight and clear-cut objectives and obvious enemies. This is completely different, and much more difficult.

No, Brock jumped to Smackdown the night after SummerSlam (remember the "taking the heart of Raw" business?), which necessitated the creation of the World Heavyweight Championship.

-iB- learned a word today, so he's going to use it.

What the fuck? That's it, I've given up on making sense of anything that you post. You're like all the worst posters we've ever had blended into one horrid stew. All you need for the Cutthroat element (all that's left really) is to post one-word responses or emoticons.

The Batmobile looks horrible, but at least there's good reason for it to look like something out of The Road Warrior.

What the hell are you talking about? "Too?" I am Patrick, dumbass. What did you do, see someone that someone who people actually like listed and figure we'd like you if you said it also? Goddamn you're terrible.

I don't think I'd feel bad about it.

Benoit: Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labours of men that as a result of the labours unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labours of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labours abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard (mêlée, final vociferations) tennis . . . the stones . . . so calm . . . Cunard . . . unfinished . . . HHH: ... what?!

I'd have to make sure I didn't wear any watches or rings or loose-fitting shoes that might get lost in his marshmallowy flesh.

Date : 06/19/2004 Time : 7:30 p.m. Venue : North Charleston Coliseum City/State : North Charleston, South Carolina Event Card : Updated June 18 World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit vs. Ric Flair Intercontinental Championship Edge vs. Randy Orton Chris Jericho vs. Batista World Tag Team Championship Matt Hardy & Val Venis vs. La Resistance Rhyno vs. Tyson Tomko Eugene (with William Regal) vs. Garrison Cade Triple Threat Women's Championship Victoria vs. Molly Holly vs. Trish Stratus Tajiri vs. Chuck Palumbo ------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Until yesterday, WWE was airing commercials promoting a Kane/Benoit rematch as the main event. Fortunately, WWE realized that this is MUTHAFUCKIN' FLAIR COUNTRY and gave us a Benoit/Flair main event. Benoit is SO going to have to play the heel tonight, because there's no way in hell he's getting cheered over Flair here in da C.H.S. Flair could take a steaming dump on a bible in the middle of the ring around here and get a massive pop for it. The card appears a little thin though, they may do an "impromptu match" or something. I wanted to see Shelton Benjamin against Randy Orton, but whatever. I get to see Eugene in person finally~ And finally, I get to see Victoria DANCE~ and I am SO going to cheer for it to spite all the smarky marks' objections to it. Yeah, just wanted to note that WWE does honor some local traditions/tastes sometimes, and bless 'em for it. It's decrepit Flair, but no one there will care. Expect a report later~!

Quit leeching off my heat. I'd bury you.

If you're going to the house show tonight, let me know and we can coordinate smarky chants.

Why the hell do you keep addressing me?

And it served as the Raw main event as well, since that was Brock's last PPV as a part of Raw.

Judgment Day 2003's Raw main event was Nash/HHH.

Damn, Kid Biscuit doesn't like me.

I said final title, not first.

I meant Kid Biscuits, sorry.

Hmm, surprised that high school hasn't gotten some shit for that mascot/name combination.

Sass, celebrate by banning someone who isn't me. A birthday that vanquishes -iB- is a damned good birthday.

... who would they be? I got the idea for this from an FS post in the drinking thread where he listed people he'd have a drink with from the board. So which three would you kick it with? My three: David Schwimmer Agent of Oblivion JSYK

I'd sit with my grandfather and share a bottle of Martini Rossi with him (his favorite) while asking him questions about the afterlife, what he thinks of how I've turned out, and telling him how much he meant to me (being raised by my grandparents made him my father, pretty much).

I did read his post, and you said your hair was burnt marshmallow. So you really are a marshmallow or what?

Interesting paper written on the viability of global language and how languages become extinct

I'm not saying they do watch again, but that they're at least interested for a moment is better than total apathy or outright rejection. Believe it or not, telling people Hogan/McMahon was a match at Wrestlemania XIX got people I talked to looking interested again.