Art Sandusky

So, to be informed, I'll advocate wiping the region out and using slurs. Should I start studying phrenology as well?

Nope, don't sound like it either. People around here ask me if I'm from New York or something.

Man, Shaq's gonna have to get all of his Laker-themed stuff in his house fixed then.

This is surprisingly accurate in the three cases I've smoked a cigarette. No idea how it didn't fly out of the holder. Sadly though, the corncob pipe doesn't go with anything I wear, because while it has Southern charm, I don't look like a Southerner.

Monkeys? (waits to hear "sand niggers" next)

No. I want to smoke one of the pre-embargo Cubans a store downtown sells, but I don't need to go down there and get one. 'sides, they're $13 each.

-iB- posting his picture here is going to give us YEARS of hilarity. AoO's Yohn-ness is pretty neat, considering I had him pegged almost like that.

Bring it, yo.

... but which side are the extremists on?

The male Osbourne child (people tell me I gank his style, so I must fix the problem) The guy that dumped Ashlee Simpson on the very first episode of The Ashlee Simpson Show (you've got a pretty attractive girlfriend that just signed a record contract with a major label, has a Lexus SC430, loads of hot friends, an MTV show, and will surely make even more money [at the young age of 19 no less] because of said show and her association with her sister, who made the entire Simpson family pretty damn rich on her own... yeah, dump her) Olivier Martinez (Kylie's current not-worthy-piece-of-scum boyfriend)

"At least lie to us. Call us and lie to us. Lying is a show of respect!"

Neil, shut up or I'll kill you.

Ugh, listening to Josh Matthews and Bill DeMott is brutal. Tazz is the best color man now so far as actually doing what the color guy would do in other competitions and explain why something is important or whatever. Don West in TNA, as far as I've heard him in the shows I ordered and matches I've downloaded, just screams a lot. All time, Monsoon/Ventura is the best team I've heard, with Monsoon/Brain taking second. Never got the Gordon Solie love (as with a lot of older stuff considered great) when I've heard him call matches. Jim Ross can still do a good job if he wants, but sometimes the Shill/Hype lever in his back is turned all the way up and it hinders him, thus making shitty matches seem shittier due to how much false praise is being given. When Ross has good material to work with, he can still call a good match.

To me, idiotic chants and stupid announcers are wrestling cliches that I need to hear to enjoy it more. It's all part of why it takes a lot to make me not like an angle or a show, because I'm so easily entertained, so long as I can understand the dumb shit. I can't watch a match on mute or in a different language. Call it a cop-out all you want, but I'd think I know more about what I enjoy than others.

I'm the king of the gravity bong whenever I do it. Whut.

Larry: Nice house. Susie: Yeah, come on. I'll give you a tour. Larry: Naw, it's ok. Susie: No, come on. Larry: No, it's ok. I.. I get it. Susie: You get it? Larry: Yeah, it's a house. It's new. I get it. It's nice. Susie: You get it? Ok, you know what? Get the fuck out of my house, Larry. Some guy (can't remember right now): Yeah, that's my brother. He died on September 11th. Larry: I'm so sorry, was he in the building? Guy: No, he was on 57th street. He was hit by a bike messenger. Larry: I'm... so sorry.

It's very disorienting to see AoO on at this time of night.

... Madonna?

Maybe ten times in my two+ years here I've gotten pop-ups, but about seven of those ten times it was a pop-up from the site I just left. I've gotten Jewish Singles pop-ups here before.

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I should add that I read it after being up for 26 hours. I think I was laughing at my double-jointed fingers by that point. I re-read it, and... um, yeah.

I SWORE this said "Tony Reali is black, which sucks" when I read it the first time.

I'm curious where Tennessee will stand in a preview for what will be a rebuilding year. I'll be pretty happy with a Cotton Bowl bid this season. I'm pulling for them to win it all of course, but out of the SEC (once again, YOUR National Champion will come from tha dirrty south) I see either Georgia or LSU.

What is the current plan for the film, ie. light or dark tone, who's supposed to play Superman, etc.?

I always liked the "I'll shove my foot so far up your ass you're going to be my new shoe" line.