Art Sandusky

You're -iB- as long as you're on this ma'fuckin' board. No name change is going to help you escape your reputation as one of the worst posters we've had in the last year at least.

I'm not answering that question. Way too difficult to choose between my love for Kylie and my love for the Mustang, but I figure if I pick Kylie (and since she just came on my Winamp), she could buy me a Mustang, so Kylie is indeed better than a Ford.

Hey JacK, you're a GM mark and all (and my condolences for that), but you want on Team Kotzenjunge? You can flame the shit out of -iB- and it be sanctioned.

Edited for correction. -iB- is fun because we can flame him anywhere on the board we want and get away with it. Woot.

Gayles? Gayles?!

Simply because of the fact that most of the Australian hotties I've met were from there, I'm inclined to push Western Australia over the others. Queensland lost the moment -iB- was conceived.

Umm... what else do you suck on?

There's something in the Australian water, I think. As a penalty, the 2005 Mustang will be withheld from Australian buyers.

I wish they'd make a good WWE game for X-Box. One of my few regrets about buying one.

More like this: Perengrine represent. EDIT: The pilgrimage has yet to come, and I know about the cars thanks to posting on several car forums, GM and Ford-oriented, where both lament how the Australians get the more powerful cars. I'd almost take a Falcon over a Mercury Marauder if I wanted a full-size four door performer.

No, but it involves a lot of "Ford" and "Falcon."

Guess that's what the SUITS OF DESTRUCTION are...

Tell 'im Powder!

I thought it was changing one's name to Beau.

ShootersBeau: Are you a Brady Bunch fan? Kotzenjunge: ... ShootersBeau: Sorry, of course you are - you're Team Kotz. Kotzenjunge: What?!

Your cover of that last misstep gets a D-, because you aren't iB.

What the fuck was this all about? Survey says? X

HA HA You must be a one minute man *waves at Tyler* 0WNED Man, EugeneMark is single-handedly SAVING Team ChokenSault.

Tyler frowns as his innermost desires are made public.

And -iB- is trying to gain a new lease on life with a new screen name. Sorry iB, you're still awful.

(sells JacK a new belief system)

They're already here. Why do you think we didn't pick other people?

Tyler's masturbatory habits have made him a veritable marathon man, being able to last SEVEN HOURS before orgasm now. He's shooting for seventeen before the end of the year.

Its continued existance alone shows that there must be some God they're praying to.