Art Sandusky

HHH and Michaels should both star in films after they showcased their "dramatic skills" tonight. God I hated that match.

The main event was laughable the moment it became obvious they were just trying to cram as much shit into the match as they could, despite having the cell around them to work with. The cell itself barely figured into the match, and all it did was take an announcer table spot from them and prevent any kind of run-in. All it added was a couple of times where they rubbed each others' faces into the chain-link. It got REALLY funny when all the obscene overselling started. The final ten minutes seriously felt like an hour, with punches that looked like they were thrown by drunk guys and a series of near-falls that were terribly predictable and SLOW AS SHIT. I was yelling at the screen for HHH to just let his arm fucking drop. I mean, once you've gotten your arm up, gravity can drop it. It doesn't take effort. It was an attempt at manufactured drama, and it failed miserably. The Benoit/Kane match, even though we all knew the winner the moment such a matchup was announced, had more drama than this match, and it was naturally done through ringwork and telling a story besides the usual "they hate each other and will use every ounce blah blah blah."

Day 5 of TSM Gang Wars goes to Team ChokenSault, due to them being intelligent enough to not post today when the other teams were scraping the bottoms of their barrels to get one up on the others. Teams Kotzenjunge, Zack Malibu, and FrigidSoul all tied in a losing effort on the day, but FrigidSoul's team was the worst of the worst, with DerangedHermit dragging his team down to unforeseen depths with his terrible flames on just about everyone and the frequency of them. Still, it was a lot of shit versus just plain shit, thus making it much worse.

Jesus, how can someone be this horrible.

What wouldn't he do is a better question.

Am I the only one that laughed his ass off at the idea of a Middle Eastern heel "blowing up in our faces," as JAxl said? Man, if you meant to say it like that, kudos.

Meh. Too much effort for too little a payoff.

I'd rather see the revolving cast of tits and ass, drunks, gays, angry blacks that will return to a Survivor ripoff show (that I don't watch, but I watch the programs they're on beforehand) and some skaters doing practical jokes on fat Italians.

But can he talk on a WWE level?

Don't trade in the old Game Boy, especially if it's a clear one. Those ruled. Even after trading in my other older game stuff, I refuse to get rid of that particular little gem.

FrigidSoul: REBEL AGAINST THE SYSTEM! I'm done. Enjoy Rip Taylor.

VH1 should just make the entire channel a 24-hour marathon of "showing clips of various events and people and having people who weren't involved in any of it try to make jokes." Seriously, there's the I Love the... series of programs, Best Week Ever, Best MONTH(!?!) ever, and the list shows. Sadly, the only program they have that doesn't fit that description is the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous ripoff program. VH1 has officially become worse than MTV about showing actual music videos.

Here's the funny thing: While you all think that I did that just to get FS interested in this, quite the contrary. I really legitmately dislike him and have since I kept having IMs popping up telling me how great his cancer mockery was. And while I insulted you using things that everyone here has seen, you made up some weird preconceived notion of how I am based on horror films (cornfield? In coastal South Carolina) and musical tastes. I could call you a destructive meth freak with ratty black clothes and a penchant for animal sacrifice based on your tastes, but I'm pretty sure you're not. The "get AIDS" insult was terrible in the first place, and it's one thing Mere Exposure Effect isn't working for either. I would think that by my considerable participation in this and in the board in general that I think of this place as much more interesting, instead of "a month or two ago," which, to my recollection, has never been confused with "now" as a possible synonym. Lovely homosexual jokes that turned into beastiality accusations. At least it's something sort of new. Yeah, once again, I talked about things everyone here has seen, you're just stabbing with your safety scissors (sharp things aren't allowed near you at times no doubt) in the dark, hoping you hit on something that might be remotely factual. And WOW, you even brought the tired "you probably got beat up in school" remark. If I was merely beat up in school, you must have been gang-raped by your entire graduating class to produce the laundry list of problems that plague you to no particular complaints of your own. And you saying that I'm trying to gain acceptance is almost as lame as leaving here, then saying you'll post sporadically, then using a gimmick for a few days, then posting more, and eventually annoying us all more than before you left because you're right back where you started. All this is of course after you valiantly challenge the moderating team and do more than your part to allow some issues that should have stayed in the OAOAST spread across the board, and gladly. Nothing screams "accept me" like that kind of activity. I put my number up on away messages because people call me when they see I'm not online. Pretty fuckin' simple if you ask me. "God knows what else" I put in my profile? I continued reading, and sadly didn't see this turned into a weak insult about homosexuality, pedophilia, beastiality, contracting disease, or "bright colored lights." Damn. I've always wanted to hear one of those. I hear they're killer.

Man, just for the smilie at the end, I have to commend a nikjohns authority-related post.

GM would never let a Holden beat a Corvette. Even if they modded the hell out of one (and it would take a LOT of modification and an act of God) to where it could beat a Corvette, GM would tell the Holdens to take a dive. No GM car is allowed to beat the Corvette.

AoO's my favorite poster, plus I've never made it further than the quarters before. I've wanted this final since the beginning. I'm almost willing to just forefit the win should I end up in the finals with him.

The Corvette C5-R wins 1st AND 2nd in the GTS class, as well as 5th and 6th overall, the highest GTS finishes ever. All that after no less than THREE wrecks and almost running out of replacement parts. Show 'em how Americans do it, aw yeah. The burnout in front of the main grandstand rocked, shame the LeMans officials stopped a donut attempt. Audis took overall for the fourth time in five years.

Kotzenjunge Agent of Oblivion (the finals dream lives on~!)

Speaking of Colin McCrae, they mentioned that the last time an AWD car was at LeMans was in 1985, a Porsche 959 that was in its own class as the only AWD car, and it finished 7th overall I think. Those 959s are tremendous vehicles.

Speak for yourself, bubs. The moment Banky feigns some kind of aggression towards anything, there you are again. Going the "I'm above this stuff" route when all you can do is repeatedly harp on Popick and say some of the most flagrantly stupid things about him one can imagine ("You should be a Jew in Nazi Germany," I mean, come on) sure does smack of being above things. Or is being above things harassing someone for no real good reason about their dead mother? Maybe being above things means going and creating a REBEL E-FED MESSAGEBOARD~ where no one really cares much to follow you over there. Then again, I could start PMing people to ask about girls I'll never meet. Nah, I should just ask for people's phone numbers on messageboards that I'm arguing with. Perhaps alienating myself from everyone else with my gloating over a professed lack of remorse over actions, making it sound as if I'm the biggest sociopath this side of Gheyme, not only at this board, but at every messageboard I visit is the path to glory that would lead me upon the golden stairway to being "above things." Bah, it's all so clear to me now, I never was quick with things, silly lil' me. Being above things means that I hover in threads as an anonymous user and wait for someone to post something remotely related to me so I can IM them immediately and make a comment on it, or IM them just to draw their attention to my latest senseless and antisocial posting adventure. Come one, come all, see FrigidSoul the amazing meterological buoy, he can gauge the climate and bob up and down with whatever the current is at any time, lacking any kind of propulsion to send itself against the current, not for want, but a lack of want for it. Doesn't help that it has that big-ass psychopathic weight holding it down either.

Bah, Ferrari deserves what it gets. Team Power Drive insists that their 550s are running quicker than the Corvettes, but even after they fixed everything back up with a second trip to the garage, the Corvettes are STILL pulling away, and the #66 Ferrari is in third in the GT-S class now. If they can't put their money where their mouth is, they need to backdafuckup and recognize the American skillz. I love how the American analyst/commentator on LeMans radio said about the Corvette leading "Oh, so one of ours is in charge." Then an American team car took over the LD-1(?) class (the Audis up in the lead are the 2's), and he said "Oh, so now we're leading two classes." The British dude got audibly irked and said "For now, yes. For now." The 3rd overall is an American team car as well, with the top two being British. Since the GT-S class isn't interesting anymore with the, barring some kind of mechanical slipup or wreck, Corvette victory, the race at the top of the pack is extremely interesting now. The announcers said Aston-Martin would be represented at LeMans next year. And the #66 Ferrari went back into the garage AGAIN just now. Wow.

Correction: It is NOT Father's Day. I got confused because Father's Day was the same day as Bad Blood last year.

Team Kotzenjunge is running like an Audi at LeMans. The rest of these teams are just the Morgan. (flames that require people to do research to be offended by rule)

The Corvette left pit row just as the Ferrari was getting out of the garage, and the Corvette is about 10-20 seconds ahead of the Ferrari. In a race measured in laps between you and the next guy, this is extremely tight. And Porsches are ruling the GT class, as expected. Both TVRs are in the garage. I have no idea why I kept calling the LeMans cars champ cars. It's way too late/early.

I figure you people know the card anyway. It isn't my job to tell you everything, especially when a match-by-match prediction thread is RIGHT THERE below this.