Art Sandusky

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

Or until people start coming back here tomorrow and 0wn you to the point where you'll actually be put on back order.

So you quit? Guess you know do when to quit, you just don't know what to call it.

They can have a meeting of the mi... umm... vacant cranial cavities.

Spiny Norman is reading this thread. He's gotta represent somehow, I expect some good stuff from him for Team Kotzenjunge. You know MO1M, if you could actually coordinate your headless chickens somehow, you might have a shot at beating us after we get fatigued from the late hours. Wait, I'm the only person on my team on Eastern Standard that I know of... Okay, so you don't have a chance. Might as well try~!

That's right. This bitch sees the threat we present. Don't you mean represent? And you guys are still Team ChokenSault, and none of you are mods so you can't go back and change any of the roster posts. ABSOLUTELY NO TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL... ... maybe later, if we find it funny enough.

Your leader is actually Choken One, and you don't really have to listen to me. Amazing how awful Team ChokenSault is. Its members take orders from anyone. It's like an army of lemmings. And Malibu could use those three girls to take some pressure off of CanadianChick. Her poor vagina is probably a pair of dangling skin flaps by now. Wait, that makes the assumption that any of the members of Team Malibu have big dicks, or that they'd actually be able to score with a girl, even one on their own team. Guess they'll stick with their team instead.

Oh. Well then. Carry on. (moment of civility feels strange after flaming other posters for the last six-seven hours)

iB, go into the Gang Wars thread, you know you want to... REPRESENT YO CLIQUE, MOTHAFUCKA!!

I think Rant bumped this because he felt left out.

I know your brother likes to back you up in fights, but this is the i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t.

That's it? Get the fuck out, cockburglar. Go represent Team ChokenSault in the main thread.

Don't test the Wild Card, he could be of use to us.

No, he'll talk about how he sliced his penis off and tried to smoke it. And what's up with insulting your own team? Don't you want iB's help later on?

The last really worthy entrant into classics (despite what I may have said in the threads themselves) was probably the Rawmvp thread, and that's debatable still. Just about every wrestling-related one shouldn't be in there, even if the Vince McMahon Ladder Legdrop thread was a riot when I was posting in it.

Ooooooooh, iB's gonna get you for that, CWM. He'll come with his crew from Team ChokenSault:

Silence, fuckbutter.

Nah, he's on a quality team. Team ChokenSault actually did a lot better for itself today than I expected.

Well, I'm sure it's a tasty thong. I'd eat one too, so long as there wasn't a dude wearing it beforehand. That's our essential difference, Mr. Morrison.

Can Man of 1,004 Modes properly apply burn cream to himself?

I'm sure Zack loves it, JAxl.

NO ONE CAN READ THAT THE DRAFT ENDED. If you want to be on a particular team though, just say so. Each is pretty even right now, even though mine still rules all. EDIT: And now we have a banner. Come on, can you beat us for sheer organization and talent? I think not.

Those were the draft results. The actual rosters are on page 1 of the Gang Wars thread. Jesus, can anyone on Team FrigidSoul READ?

Nope, he'll probably be on overnight to crap up all the greatness that's been in here tonight. Making all this good suck is what Team ChokenSault is for.

He actually does a good job of looking like a soccer hooligan.