Art Sandusky

Ooh, how risque. Please, don't hurt him.

Only one man caused Benoit to lose his tooth. Who is this heinous individual? You guessed it... Frank Stallone.

I think it's funny how people actually try to logically argue with the guy. I just make a bunch of names up when I talk to him and tell him to disprove them. Oh yeah, sorry Banky... Umm... I agree, Jericho wins for Team Bischoff...

There's hardly any defense in this Packers/Vikings game so far. Fine by me, I'm happy with how it's going so far. Oh, and I second the McNair for MVP if he continues the rest of the year as he's been performing.

Actually all Florida State has to do is beat Clemson next week and they clinch the ACC and thus clinch a BCS birth. Remember its the six BCS conference champs and two at-large teams that go into the BCS. You can then pretty much slot them into the Orange Bowl then since they have the choice of the ACC champ or the Big East champ and if its between them and Virginia Tech they'll definently take FSU. I do agree though that I think Florida will beat them. Blast, I forgot about the conference winners who get BCS bids. Then they'll get mertilized by whoever they face in the Orange Bowl.

Florida will beat Florida State en route to a Citrus Bowl game against Michigan or Purdue. That'll put Florida State out of a BCS bowl for sure, and put them into the Gator Bowl or something. Meanwhile, Tennessee will be in either the Cotton Bowl or the Orange (wherever they put the SEC champ this year since the Sugar is the national title game), dependent on whether Georgia loses again or not. If Tennessee can get on a good roll beating Miami, beating LSU in the SEC title game is not that hard to envision. Then again, that's also being asked to defeat two top 10 teams in about a month.

This happened at my high school a little a couple of years before I started going there. It was public though, and the kids weren't expelled as far as I know. They transferred to other places reeeeeally fast though...

Is it just me, or is Florida State just not looking #3-in-the-country good this year? Top 10 sure, but #3? I'm not so sure...

Okay, I wasn't looking forward to it at all, but after today, I'm amped for Tennessee/Miami. 1. Georgia losing puts Tennessee right back in the SEC East picture. 2. Miami losing gives Tennessee not one, but two gameplans to study and dissect (the West Virginia game is a good study of how to beat Miami also). 3. Miami will be PISSED from being annhilated and Tennessee will be on a MISSION now that an SEC title is possible again and it's going to be ouchies all around. The Duke game was purely a looking forward to Miami game. There's really no other explanation for it to be so close for so long. Once the Vols woke up and realized it was fucking DUKE they were in a tight game with, it was over. Kinda helped that they had all 104, 772 of us booing them off the field at halftime. It was fucking HOMECOMING, man. They really should have killed Duke. (goes to bed after the looooooong day trip to Knoxville, entailing twelve total hours of driving)

Who is this Special K fellow? I've seen some ROH stuff, but never him. Well, its actually a group of kids. They're ravers, complete with glowsticks, baggy pants, and a happy fun fun attitude, until they get mauled by bigger guys. That's the thing though, I'm a raver with a very non-happyfun attitude. I've actually taken to going to local indie/scene kid events, because I'm almost like a badass at those things. They started tripping off of my clothes and I told them to back off before I snapped their scenester asses in half.

Who is this Special K fellow? I've seen some ROH stuff, but never him.

You're a fake Fonzie. No way that The Fonz didn't drink. And I don't care about CM Punk.

But I thought you were the cool kids... (goes to re-evaluate his belief system)

Boooooooooooring... boooooooooooooooring...

I just wish someone could explain why a banner I've seen in a couple of sigs around here has "NO BOOZE, NO DRUGS, NO FEAR" attached to it. What is there to be afraid of? Are there people physically coercing you to partake in these activities? Why can't these Party Bullies mess with me? I could use a good hedonistic romp.

I'm my evil twin, named Trickpat. My evil twin is a pretentious art school elitist/indie kid, so I'm wearing an untucked white dress shirt with my black dress pants, my sunglasses all day, a backwards-turned newspaper boy cap, and of course, the EVIL GOATEE~! I've had this "costume" on since this morning, and I must admit I look pretty good like this.

And another thing, if you guys are spending all your time here plugging the board, who's there to actually discuss anything?

You are my hero for the day for calling him "Tommy," and not only that, but saying "watch out Tommy!" DrTom's avatar is boring, but nothing worth getting worked up about.

I've never marked out for a sig before, but for this one I did. I just used this line today... Kotz is alive? Come to the UGS, you'll be right at home. I still don't understand what makes this new forum so great. It's all the same people I see on here anyway, so what's the point? If you made it to avoid the idiots that are here, making long threads where you post the link over and over again is only going to attract them. And a skull and crossbones? Come now. It's 2003, not 1703.

I've never marked out for a sig before, but for this one I did. I just used this line today...

Ehh, so far tonight only Heyman has really made me give a crap about anything.

OMG RUTHLESS AGGRESSION MENTIONZ~ It isn't too masturbatory because Heyman is trying to make a point that Vince is just pathetic now.

Paul E. ripping it up on Vince...

... Um, Vinnie? Come back to us, Vinnie. It's okay...

HAH! I have no idea why that's so funny, but it is.