It's not that you've created a bunch of fake MySpace accounts in order to have gobs of friends, just that anyone who puts that much effort into the place really can't call anyone else a kid. I put it to you, the reader, to consider this.
On a more direct note that gives you greater attention (and really, when haven't you enjoyed more of that precious commodity), I was disappointed that Orton's theme wasn't the #1 song on the playlist. It's actually kinda cool in a background noise way.