Hitler Cubano

Hahaha, that's the greatest free agent signing quote ever.

1. Goldengreek 1. cabbageboy 1. RoHo 2. Enigma

I think the guy said he had to expand it to include a few empty spots on the map. Roswell, for example, or Gunsmoke. Looks like Wyoming, Idaho, the Dakotas, Nebraska and Montana are shit out of luck when it comes to TV exposure, though.

Ha, that blows. I work in the center that manages/works with those guys at my school. That's pretty bad service right there.

OVERTIME! This is a really exciting boring game! I mean both offenses have played like ass yet clutch shots left and right with five minutes left. No matter what happens, this is pretty impressive. Fourth game of a road trip, against the team with the best record in the NBA, second night of a back to back, with two starters out of the whole game and it's going into overtime. Awesome.

No Nicolas Batum or LaMarcus Aldridge tonight will probably mean a Lebron James suck-off-fest tonight. Owch.

Beck- "Loser" (d. "I Want It That Way," 21-10) Goo Goo Dolls- "Iris" (d. "Missing," 24-7) Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" (d. "Wicked Game," 24-7) Dee-Lite- "Groove Is In The Heart" (d. "Inside Out," 22-9) Warren G. (ft. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" (d. "Livin La Vida Loca," 26-5) Notorious B.I.G. (ft. Puff Daddy and Mase)- "Mo Money Mo Problems" (d. "Kiss Me," 22-9) Fiona Apple- "Criminal" (d. "End of the Road," 19-12) U2- "One" (d. "Dreamlover," 22-9) Nirvana- "Heart Shaped Box" (d. "Smells Like Teen Spirit," 16-15) Stone Temple Pilots- "Interstate Love Song" (d. "Plush," 20-11) Seal- "Kiss From a Rose" (d. "Crazy," 19-12) Cranberries- "Linger" (d. "Dreams," 21-10) Green Day- "Basket Case" (d. "Good Riddance," 19-12) R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" (d. "Everybody Hurts," 20-11) Tom Cochrane- "Life Is a Highway" (d. "Glycerine," 20-11) Blind Melon- "No Rain" (d. "Jealous Again," 24-7) Soundgarden- "Black Hole Sun" (d. "My Lovin'," 22-9) Skee-Lo- "I Wish" (d. "In The Meantime," 22-9) Naughty By Nature- "O.P.P." (d. "Shoop," 21-10) 2Pac- "California Love" (d. "...Hit Me Baby One More Time," 22-9) The Verve- "Bittersweet Symphony" (d. "One Week," 22-9) Beastie Boys- "Sabotage" (d. "Good," 26-5) The Offspring- "Self Esteem" (d. "Give Me One Reason," 21-10) Semisonic- "Closing Time" (d. "Walking In Memphis, 24-7) Radiohead- "Creep" (d. "Mr. Jones," 23-8) New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" (d. "All I Wanna Do," 24-7) Sinead O'Connor- "Nothing Copares 2 U" (d. "Counting Blue Cars," 23-8) Nada Surf- "Popular" (d. "I Touch Myself," 16-15) Lisa Loeb- "Stay (I Missed You)" (d. "Tennessee," 19-12) Hootie and the Blowfish- "I Only Wanna Be With You" (d. "Santa Monica," 22-9) Garbage- "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" (d. "The Way," 19-12) Meat Loaf- "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (first round bye)

Shame too, because the product is pretty good.

In all fairness, I just wanted to keep the bitching separate in another thread. But there hasn't been a bug jar yet that's been worth a shit. pbone-EHME was ass, as was gary floyd-Jingus. Flamewars get toned down when the spotlight is on them rather than just derailing a thread. EDIT: There I changed the topic title to better reflect the nature of this fight.

Smitty, I think he was basically saying that he's going to own his deputy premier (vice president- George HW Bush)'s son one day, aka Dubya. Pretty sure he knew that was Vlad Putin. I just like it because they made him look like a tourist.

Yeah, it's a browser thing. Which one are you using? You just have it saving your login info.

That's what I'm saying. Enigma pussied out, probably because he was afraid of advancing further in the Worst Poster Tournament. Little does he know that's just going to further his cause.

I'll do it. I'm on spring break.

Cuba was pretty much doomed to lose. Their biggest flaw was being overly aggressive and their only strength was in power hitting, which looks really impressive when you're beating the shit out of a mediocre Mexican team but it's completely neutralized in Petco Park. I saw a bunch of hits the Cubans made that normally would've driven in some baserunners- the hits discrepancy was very little in both Japan games, they just keep leaving people on base with 2 outs. If they had played in Miami, it would've been a lot better, especially for the attendance and controversy it would've brought down there. I can see that MLB was just trying to milk a possible USA-Cuba Final, though. Maybe if you lose once in your pool, you should get moved to another one or something, kind of like in poker tournaments where you have to switch tables at re-buy. It's gotta suck for the Cuban team, though- aside from losing something that's big on national pride as this, players on the team make like $550 a month and their allowance on food alone was probably way more than that these past couple days.

Fucking Japs. Cuba just can't seem to beat these guys. And it's over. First time Cuba hasn't reached the finals of an international tournament in 58 years. Wow.

Probably not for you fucking pussy Centaurions.

No one gives a shit about the Spurs or Cavs here. Oh wait I forgot Kinetic took over the Spurs fan thing here from razazteca. Illustrious company there. Either way, I think he should have at it.

The solution to that would be seeding the top five teams from both conferences in one playoff, not two separate conference championships. I hate seeing teams with losing records make it to the Eastern Conference playoffs year after year.

My suggestion to changing overtimes is to make it touchdowns only for sudden death, no field goal finishes the opponent off shit. If it becomes a war of attrition and no one can get past the goal line, it becomes a matter of field goals. Of course this could make it so one team tries to run as much clock as possible and kick a field goal to win it at the end, but I doubt that would happen much if at all.

You know, if the Lakers get swept in the first round, someone should pay him some money or make him a mod or something ridiculous. There's such a small possibility of that happening, it's really funny that everyone here took it seriously enough to get all uppity about it. Let's just treat it as kind of a dumb statement and move on, guys.

Maybe, like Belichick, they all need one awful round of head coaching experience before they go somewhere else and become geniuses.

The computer models are also picking UNC to go all the way.

Most likely from Europe or something. There are some places where caviar isn't exactly thought of as really nice food or anything.