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Didn't Jericho do a bunch of improv work while on his break? Maybe with that training he'll be ready for those Triple H one liner shoots.

I would love to have this but Time Warner or DirecTV doesn't carry it here. Hard to get subscribers.

Did you ever incorporate the floor-waxing into your act? No, but I waxed your mom's ass!!!! I MADE A LAME JOKE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAGAGAGAGLOOLZZZZ!!!!

I don't follow ratings so do Thursday nights produce the ratings on cable they once did?

I got real lucky. I jumped around for years stripping and waxing floors for bullshit money until one cleaning company put me in a biopharmaceutical plant and they liked me so they stole/hired me. I went from making $10 per hour doing floors to making $16+ sterilizing labs/process area's in less then three years.

WWE really needs to get Smackdown off Friday nights.

It's a house show report so I'll wait until Raw. Mickie was probably just selling a kick to the face. I'm gonna laugh when Mickie shows up on Raw with no cut or bruise on her face.

That's bullshit. The win is good for Kennedy but it's bad business for ECW when they job one of their most popular stars clean.

It'd make the most sense not putting Grisham on commentary at all.

Who cares what the current fan base likes, dislikes, knows or doesn't. I watch in hope that I can be entertained. Fuck everyone else.

She was dating Nitro and also banging Batista, or having three somes with both... I don't know.

Wasn't there an old rumor Vince McMahon locked himself in a room because Bad News was going to kick his ass over a payoff?

I doubt it will happen this week, but with the rumors they're going to make a GM position on ECW I'd like to see Matt Striker in that role.

I don't see at all how that could have been Melina's fault last night. It's Mickie's job to flip her body over. How are you supposed to protect the person doing the spot?

Why Kennedy?

I'm guessing they'll try to get Lashley over by celebrating with Austin in the ring.

I watched the George Lopez show for the first time in two years last week. What happen to the daughter?

I guess they're holding off on Orton being added to MITB?

Apparently there's a story to it: His wife died from thyroid cancer, and he took solace in WWE events. Somebody in WWE found out about it somehow (I'd guess a wrestler ripped up his sign or something, they brought him backstage to make amends/avoid lawsuits, and that's when they found out, but I don't know for sure) and they basically agreed to give him front-row seats any time he wanted them (hence why he's always in the front row). He pays his own travel expenses, as well as buying new hats (the wrestlers apparently like to wipe their asses/balls on the hats and then put it back on his head), so he's not exactly an employee. If I remember right, I think it was the Undertaker who ripped up his sign a number of years ago. Taker still had his gut at the time and "sign guy" was in the front row holding up a "Taker's Pregnant" sign. Taker snatched it out of his hands and ripped it up. I don't know if that's the reason he was brought backstage, though.

Also, it's getting sad how hard they're trying to get Bobby Lashley over. There is a picture of him on the front page of WWE.com stating this about the Top 25 ranking.

Classic Hogan. Take a vacation to the Bahamas and up your celebrity by attending a funeral.

double shot.

Which is why they also cut way back on the Canadian shows.