Firestarter

<raises eyebrow> So you are admitting that socialists and the Democratic Party are, indeed, threats to America? Thank you.

Nah, we're all sitting on the sidelines reminiscing about good TSM fights. This one's just pathetic. Hey, remember the 9/11 thread where Marney had that great quote from "Mr. Belloc Still Objects" and Johnson walked right into it? I'm surprised anyone still remembers that. Though I think it was some Confederacy thread or something which somehow morphed into an evolution thread, not anything to do with 9/11 - that was a whole different thread. But I'm flattered. Ah yes, here's the link for the Belloc quote.

Pissing me off has been demonstrated to be dangerous to your health.

If there were any justice in the world, Katharine Hepburn would still be alive, that old Arab bitch Helen Thomas would be dead instead, Ayers would have been shot long ago, and you would have been slapped repeatedly across the face with that fucking towel - or, preferably, a baseball bat. You worthless piece of shit. Amazing that God would waste perfectly good skin on you.

...sadly, I cannot dispute the accuracy of the flowchart Y2Jerk posted.

What's the margin of error on that poll? The two participants were too busy making out to check. <mournful> Only in my dreams.

Leelee poll: Palin 100% Biden 0%

No, y'know what? I changed my mind, because Leelee's hot. Palin won.

Dick Morris is NOT a Republican. He's just a fucking idiot with a toe fetish.

Dick Morris? bwahahahaha

This.

Fine.

<raises eyebrows> Oh do explain. Is that you, BPS? So when did you start hating me, and did you have a reason, or did you just follow the crowd? I resent that. I wasn't just following the crowd. ... I also fealt it was a smartass comment. And that's my go to. Good for you then, I guess. I thought we were friends. Guess that was another of my mistakes.

Yeah, I'm sure this is hilarious from a liberal perspective. eh, I suppose I shouldn't expect anything more than shit-jokes out of you people.

<raises eyebrows> Oh do explain. Is that you, BPS? So when did you start hating me, and did you have a reason, or did you just follow the crowd?

...actually, I think that's a pretty dumbass interpretation.

Jesus God, if I were given just one fucking bullet for every time that fucker says "my friends..."

Isn't he the dude who creates all the Republican buzzwords like "climate change" and "death tax?" He does polls on Fox, right? Their results were similar for the Obama-McCain debate. Their audience is mostly conservative. We all know that. Luntz is a Republican like McCain is a Republican. Don't think that people like me are lining up to claim his ass.

Really? Wow... then again I thought B.O. Hussein kicked McCain's ass too, and no one agreed with me; even CNN said Obama lost.

Palin spoke WAY better than Biden. She just didn't have as much good stuff to say.

Biden was anything but smooth IMO... but I think that actually helped him. When he mentioned his kid it actually made my eyes sting briefly.

Luntz has always has horrifically bad samples. No one really listens to him. I'm amazed Fox keeps him on - it must be just to piss off people who actually follow the news.

This. Jobber nails it.

Palin wasn't bad... Biden was just better.

I saw that too. I wouldn't wish the death of a child on my worst enemy. I couldn't imagine what kind of a personal hell that must have been for him. I didn't miss it. And that was one of several things which won it for him. Um no. In case you haven't noticed... pretty much everyone, including me, thinks that Biden won.