Use Your Illusion

Kid, please, SHUT UP.

Bullshit, I'll believe it when I see it. If it breaks ** then I'll happily admit defeat. I'm not 'bitching' about anything, I'm being realistic. UYI

Those of you who are looking forward to Kane/Benoit need your friggen heads checked. The match is going to be sub-par, *at best*. Benoit is great, but it's KANE for fucks sake. HBK vs HHH makes this one a one match show for me. UYI

Two. Fook & JSYK. Do not try to comprehend my love, infidel. You love CWM too, apparently. And I can comprehend your love if I use my illusion. Hey look, he's trying to be witty.

Two. Fook & JSYK. Do not try to comprehend my love, infidel.

What?

What is it with posters sucking who use your first names as handles?

Classy.

Holy shit, he's got stop signs.

The irony here is crippling.

Penis.

You're being awfully quiet, Fook.

Two.

Don't want what? The moniker of being a fucking retard? I wouldn't want that, either. I fucking love you.

You're implying he could actually become a janitor? Sometimes, I think you're a little too nice, CWM.

No way, that bitch is hot.

JSYK is such a turn on.

Despite seemingly mixed feelings on VR everywhere I go, the album has been selling really, really well. I've also heard that Contraband has shipped over 250k copies in the first week alone. Wether this holds up or not is debateable, but it looks as though VR may be debuting at No.1 in several countries. UYI

Edit

You might as well crack your skull open and prove Kotz right now.

Oh, please. Queensland is kept awesome simply because I choose to live in its capital. Let's just call it all even and say every Aussie here sucks dick except me. Settled. Carry on. UYI

Get it? It means you're a virgin. Ha.

THEY HAVE A FAN FESTIVAL WHERE I CAN MEET THE UNDERTAKER!? *dies*

I think we're supposed to have sex now.

These zany one liners from Kotz, Beau and Fag are killing me.