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Nah, buy him a dirty anal gobbie slut.

Janus is/was Dante Crane, but since the board won't allow any new members to sign up, he offered his D. Lucretia name to the new guy (he's a mate of mine, see).

... Ahahaha. Ahahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! YYEEEEEEESSSSSSS! Word to the new tag champs.

The things you hate, it seems. *goes to critique women's programming*

Fuck you~!

... Well, I fucking hate marks. Tune yourself in to some wrestling knowledge.

My biggest mark out moment was when Raven returned to ECW to save Tommy Dreamer from an attack by the Dudley Boyz. That cheer was honestly the biggest cheer I've heard at any event.

I could have outwritten you. Too bad I was so intoxicated when told about the match that I completely forgot about it. ... I demand a rematch.

Pft, the on-topic discussion got boring pages ago.

Heh. The space is always left open just for that chance of makking one of those huge-breasted women and taking her home, eh?

Yeah, whatever, dude... I'm just not a prick. I know for fucking sure that I'd rather drive three potheads home than three drunks. If you believe otherwise, then you have no idea what effects these drugs have. Why would passengers get tested? As long as the driver is not under the influence of alcohol, the passengers can be. Why do think people are designated drivers? Or take taxis? As long as Toxxic isn't a maniac driver, there's no way he'd get pulled over. At least you're not one of those guys who is all like, "STOP USING DRUGS NOW, THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU, I DO NOT NEED DRUGS TO HAVE FUN etc", you just avoid behaviour you dislike. Word. Exactly. Toxxic, say a mate has been smoking weed and has the common sense not to drive home, would you still deny him a lift home because of your ridiculous rule? Would you let him drive home and put his life and other people's lives in more risk? Or would you let him walk home and run the chance of him getting mugged, attacked or raped? If yes... then you're really not a good friend.

Number two and three I can understand, but I think you're just being a little dick about the first one.

Everything I was involved in.

All this is insignificant. You should all just fight.

*drools* God, I love Border Runs.

Drugs. Lots of them.

*throws a tissue into thread*

Pft. You're superior to us all.

*scratches head* This makes no sense to me.

More people should reply to this promo.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I don't know why, but I liked this. It's got that drug-addled, alcoholic JD vibe to it and also gives everyone a look into how the character of JD is working nowadays. Plus... it tells me that JD is leaning towards babyface. Ooooooo.

Bump, join chat.

Aha, a sound promo. You have promise and I think that you will be someone to watch in the near future. Some advice though, try spacing out your promos for legibility.

*gives Atlas a chainsaw* Breathe the free air again, my friend.

Hey, I have no talents either. (Y)