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\m/ Junior Heavyweight Championship \m/

Va'aiga is such a heelish bastard. I'm coming for you and I'm gonna be wanting some cocktail.. fruit! GRAPPLER!? NOT USING RESTHOLD!??!?!?

Yeah, rock on, zero points!

*throws a brick at Clark* Hey, I just wanted to get in on the fun.

*actually got round to reading the rest of this* Bwahahahahaha @ Blazenwing!!! And that after show bit with Annie and Va'aiga was very well done, that stupid fucking maori.

I remember it... probably because I wrote it. (Y) WORLD TITLE VODKA SHOT MATCH Crow© vs Viktor Tarakanov Description: Viktor Tarakanov earned his shot in a tough 3 way match... and now he faces the World Champion... with a twist! Every 90 seconds in the match, each wrestler must stop to do a shot of vodka. This match won't just be a test of strength, but of fortitude as well! Will the Russian have the advantage with his native beverage? Or will Crow, that fucking alcoholic, reign supreme? Rules: See match description. No DQ, no countout. Win via pin, submission, or knockout. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: Thoth A link to the show thread, if you would like to skim it again. I think that's the only match I've written where the word count is exactly the limit. The main problem I had with this match is the time factor, having shots every ninety seconds was a bitch and I think I neglected it often and just ended up including it where ever I deemed it appropriate. Chugging along, the weirdest thing I've ever been apart of was a punishment match laid down by TBS/LDP (I forget which, I know Pete marked it), it was called the Ball Crawl match. PUNISHMENT MATCH #2 - THE BALL CRAWL MATCH Crow vs. Insane Luchador vs. Spike Jenkins Description: This team turned in nothing for the Metal main event and will now be forced to suffer the consequences in this punishment match. Anyway, you know those little Ball Crawl areas at McDonalds playgrounds? The ones with hundreds of multicolored little plastic balls...? Good luck trying to wrestle when you're maneuvering through those. Rules: Once all three competitors enter the ring, a ten-foot-high hard, thick clear plastic cage wall will descend over the ring, trapping the competitors inside. Then, millions of multicolored plastic balls will be released into the ring, filling to a depth of about three feet. Every five minutes after the match starts, more balls will be released from the ceiling, making it that much harder to move about in the match. The only way to win is to escape the cage with both feet touching the floor outside. The plastic wall has no handholds, but competitors can likely escape by standing on the top turnbuckle and climbing up and over. Word Limit: 4500 Minimum Word Limit: 2000 Send To: Longdogger_Pete Amazingly, I actually turned out a good effort for this match, using almost all of the word limit (4,406 to be exact) and wrote three classic promos with Janus in the show. Fun fun fun. And now, gone.

Oh well, more gold for the lezzo and I. Sounds good.

That's just legendary.

... Aecas should really beat Janus up.

You did that just to spite me, didn't you!?

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh, so now you come back when I'm not active!? Bah. I was wanting to write that chauvinistic sex-crazed male and cock-hating lesbian tag team.

Yeah, shaving is the work of the devil. Or god, whatever's worse in your book.

Come back...

This community board is in need of a little arousal, don't you think? Hence, the creation of this thread. If you would so kind as to tell us all who your hottie of the moment is and why she/he is just that. A photo is not necessary, but of course, it's much preferred. For myself, after seeing Underworld just this morning I have fallen in love with the gorgeous Kate Beckinsale. My god, hhoooooooootttttttttttttttiiiiiieeeeee to the max, and that leather fucking suit she wears in the movie. Orgasm. A photo for you. Now, post or be damned to the furry kingdom of Janus!

Also... is it just me, or is one of April Hunter's tits bigger than the other one?

I have plenty more, I've just been lazy. Check tomorrow.

!!!!!!!!! I MARK OUT FOR THE APPEARANCE OF CHRIS CARD AND NATASHA!!!!!

bne003w.webcentral.com.au is stable, currently.

This motherfucker has more mood swings than my ex.

He's about the right size.

I love it too, it's excellent, but it's too big and it's annoying constantly coming up between the posts.

Does this mean I have to come back and beat Janus dead again? Sigh.

Nice card, good work, sonny boy. By the way, lose the signature when posting shows!

First of all, two more photos of the gorgeous Kate... Kylies makes me go ga-ga... Shannon Elizabeth... Tara Reid... Liv Tyler... it's hot when she speaks Elvish. Anna! Cameron Diaz... Famke... good ol' Jean Grey from Xmen. Mariah, she's got huuuugggge tits... And that's enough for now, look for my coming at dawn on the fifth day, I will have Jessica Alba, Holly Valance, Alyssa Milano and Alyson Hannigan amongst others.