Crowe

Muahahaha! I'm sure you'll hand me my ass next time we meet. That match I look forward to, I love playing up the history between the two wrestlers, especially since it's quite emotional (in a way).

..... Ahahahaha. Va'aiga doesn't scare me, even though those tattoos are so freakin' FREAKY! Rad shit.

I think turning Va'aiga is probably the smartest thing Card has ever done. He should just be prepared for when I return...

Probably the best base pic for Crow...

Instead, use happy drugs.

Hardcore-Gamers Championship Hardcore Match WildChild © v. Quiz ~ The W to the C. Singles Match Va'aiga v. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami ~ The N to the S to the K. Tag Team Match The Boston Strangler and Xstasy v. Erek Taylor and Andrew "The Sacred One" Blackwell ~ Hm. The E to the T to the A to the.. ah fuck it, Muzz and Erek. Tag Team Match The Bemani Cross Wizards (Thoth and Ced Ordonez) v. Justice and Rule (Judge William Hearford III & Ejiro Fasaki) ~ With a name like Bemani Cross Wizards, how can I bet against them? Main Event The SWF World Heavyweight Championship Singles Match "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Dace Night ~ DACE FUCKIN' NIGHT! DACE FUCKIN' NIGHT! DACE FUCKIN' NIGHT! DACE FUCKIN' NIGHT! DACE FUCKIN' NIGHT! Yall better recognise SFC pride.

And I cry, for more reasons than yall realise.

Show reels back at the feeling in his arms as the chair bounces off the treadmill, and resorts to the one thing he knows will keep Show down. *DING* "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" "Superhero Dante reaching deep into his bag of tricks to discover the villainous Show's weak point!" Comet shills. "He kicked him in the nuts, Comet!" "Now now, Citizen Riley, do calm down with your infatuation about male genitalia." "I AM NOT GAY, DAMMIT!" Riley shrieks girlishly. The referee here can't admonish Dante, as the match can only be won by pinfall or submission. With Show down on the ground, the Sick Boy looks at the pair of steel chairs, then unfolds one and sets it up. Walking a short distance away, he waits for Show to get up and shakes his head to clear it...before bolting towards the big man and planting one leg on the chair, leaping into the air and wrapping his legs around Show's head for a flying headscissors! But Show grabs Dante's upper body and pulls him up onto his shoulders. And begins to rotate. The crowd begins counting along each time the giant of the tag champions completes a rotation! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! THAT'S IT! Show launches Dante off his shoulders and sends the Sick Boy crashing to the ground, before collapsing himself after making Dante Lose a Turn! Both superstars sprawl on the ground, one sore and one dizzy, before the instinct and desire to win forces both of them to struggle upright. As Show tries to shake the dizziness from his brain and sets up the other chair, Dante stumbles forward and locks his hands around Show's wrist. The big man turns just as Dante tries to whip him into the treadmill... ...a whip that Show reverses! Dante goes stumble-running up the treadmill, finds his feet up the top, and pivots before racing back down at double the speed, ready to take his opponent down! Unfortunately, instead of taking down his opponent, the Sick Boy finds himself airborne as Show sees him coming! The back body drop sends Crane up...and up...and down....STRAIGHT THROUGH THE SET-UP STEEL CHAIRS! The crowd shudders in sympathetic pain! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "Superhero Dante has fallen into Show's villainous trap, Riley! I cannot believe Show would be so dastardly!" "I can! I can! Pin him, this is over!" Riley giggles with glee. Show straightens up, seeing Dante crumpled against the steel chairs, and he stumbles towards the fallen Sick Boy, knowing that the end of the match could be right here. Kicking the chairs aside, he rolls Dante onto his back and pins him laterally! The referee drops down to count! ONE! ... .... ..... TWO! ... .... ..... THR... Show arches up, yelling out in pain! The referee stops the count, and sees a bloody gash down Show's back! Both the referee and Show lift their eyes to a pair of black boots. And black pants. A heaving abdomen and chest and a bloody hand clutching a large shard of glass... and Show knows who it is, as he lifts his eyes higher. Framed by wild black hair, Crow's eyes burn a bright, almost animalistic orange. "You DARE to put ME through glass?" the Antichrist Superstar hisses. Show powers to his feet and steps back, as the almost insane looking Crow swings the glass shard, trying to make Show bleed as well! The big man keeps away from the wild-eyed superstar, who stalks Show like a bird of prey, the glass shard held tightly in a blood-soaked hand. On the chairs, Dante groans and begins to sit up...just in time to lean forward and trip up Quiz before the game master can attack Crow from behind! Dragging himself upright, the Sick Boy takes up a position next to Crow, as Show drags Quiz to safety. Across the final zone of the Gladiators set, the two teams stand staring at each other. Two rather freaked out tag champions, facing an icy cool and a near maniacal opponent. Here, at this point, it could be decided. Crow and Dante looked at each other as Crow dropped the shard of glass. Quiz and Show looked at each other with half-confident smiles. "I think Crow's gone insane, Comet." Riley murmurs. "Citizen Crow simply has a unique fighting style, Citizen Riley. His partnership with Superhero Dante is obviously rubbing off on him. Look how the two villains are worried!" "They look confident to me." "To the untrained eye, Riley. But they fear Superhero Dante and Citizen Crow far more than they let on." An almost respectful silence filled the air, broken by Crow's tired, yet hard voice. "Dante?" "Yeah?" "Let's kill these fuckers." In perfect synchronisation, the duo leapt across the intervening space, pivoting and delivering a beautiful pair of roundhouse kicks to Double Jeopardy, slamming their heads together! Seeing the concerted focus in their foes' eyes, the tag champions do the only thing they can think of after having their brains rattled - retreat! Crow and Dante stalk the tag champions as they move around the Eliminator set towards the control area. Looking over their shoulders, the tag champions look between shadows and equipment, trying to see their foes as they retreat between TV screens. Seeing the burning orange eyes of Crow, Quiz nearly jumps - but it's a pair of power lights. Show points to a ladder, and the tag champs make no mistake about quickly climbing it! However, the challengers come along moments later, having spotted their opponents, and find the ladder as well! Double Jeopardy look down, spotting their foes, and climb faster! But Dante and Crow will not let the tag titles get away, and ascend the ladder as well! The crowd begins to just cheer spontaneously as the foursome climb higher and higher! Double Jeopardy discover just where they are as they take careful steps out along the lighting rig above the entire set, stepping out over the slide. "It seems Double Jeopardy are out of places to hide, Citizen Riley!" Comet comments. "They can climb down a ladder!" "The one that they came up appears to be the only one, fellow citizen." And as Quiz and Show stand on the lighting rig, Crow and Dante reach the top of the ladder, blocking off their escape. They were thirty feet off the ground, maybe more, standing atop the slightly rocking metal structure, from where a fall could seriously injure anyone...the tag champions or their opponents. The crowd hushed as the two teams just stared at each other. One false slip, one wrongly executed move, and a superstar would go plummeting down onto the stage below. And by the nearly psychotic grin on Crow's face, that was exactly what he was planning for Double Jeopardy. Showing absolutely no regard for his own safety, the blood-soaked Antichrist Superstar threw himself along the rig, tackling Quiz to the ground and punching him in the face! Show reaches down to drag Crow off, but Dante sprang over his friend and flips, locking his legs around Show's neck! "He wouldn't!" Riley shuddered. "I think Superhero Dante plans to end the villainous Show's chances once and for all!" Show desperately attempts to counter, but Dante swings his body around, grabbing onto the lighting rig to prevent his own fall, and tries to swing Show off the lighting rig! Meanwhile, Quiz shoves Crow off him, but quickly grabbing the rig prevents Crow's demise! Adrenaline surging through his veins, the Antichristian Phenomenon flips his body up, white hot pain burning through his back, and he locks his legs around Quiz's neck! Dante pulls with all his strength....as does Crow. And Double Jeopardy falls. All. The. Way. Down. *CRAAAAAAAACKWHAAAAAAAM!* The slide shudders under the impact, several large cracks appearing in the once-solid structure. Crawling back up onto the lighting rig where it's safer, Dante and Crow slowly stand up, staring down at their foes far below. They exchange looks, Crow asking Dante something. The Sick Boy steps to the edge of the lighting rig, looking down. Crow turns his back on the slide....and both of them slowly extend their arms in a crucifix pose. The crowd hushes, staring at the twosome standing on top of the lighting rig. After holding the crucifix pose for a seemingly interminable moment... ...they jump. Crow arches himself back, body aching as he pushes his body into the flip known as the Evenflow Moonsault. Dante, falling almost right next to the Antichrist Superstar, flips his body back in one full rotation as if for a shooting star press...but adds that little bit extra...as they slam into the unmoving bodies of Double Jeopardy... "EVENFLOW MOONSAULT!" Riley shrieks. "FALLING STAR BOMB! THAT WAS MY OLD FINISHER! THERE IS NO DOUBT! DANTE CRANE IS A SUPERHERO!!!!" Comet almost explodes. ...the slide crumbles and collapses, fracturing and falling to the ground in a heap of plastic shards and bodies. Amid the rubble, nothing moves as several referees move in, pushing bits of slide out of the way. They find the superstars, still breathing...and Dante with his body back-first across Show, and Crow chest-to-chest with Quiz in perfect pinning predicaments! No one moves, and then the senior referee Brian Hebner steps forward, and drops down... ONE! ... .... ..... TWO!! ... .... ..... THRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *DING DING MOTHERFUCKING DING!* "Ladies and gentlemen.....the winners...and NEEEEEEEWWWW SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....THE TEAM OF DANTE CRANE AND CRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" The referees brush the carnage out of the way, helping everyone to their feet. Double Jeopardy are out cold, and Crow has bled enough blood to keep a blood bank stocked for a year. As paramedics come out, Brian Hebner drapes the tag belts over the shoulders of Dante and Crow. The two, barely conscious after that stunning impact, share a smile and look at the camera. Through all the inanity of Double Jeopardy. Through all the bizarrity of the Gladiators match. They'd come out on top and were the new tag team champions. And by the fucking Gods, they were going to stay there. Fade out to SWF PPV Commercial.

And yay, here it is, the other Gladiators match. After losing this match, I've been contemplating my worth in this federation and just been thinking really. The loss stung me like I've never been stung before, and right now, I'm trying to decide about my future in this fed... Anyhow, read on and if you can be bothered, have a comment. --- SJL GENESIS 2003! GLADIATORS MATCH! CROW AND DANTE VS DOUBLE JEOPARDY! OMGODZ! But first... a promo. --- The screen fades to black, but quickly fades in and the fans around the world see a familiar sight. That of Smartmarks Wrestling Federation interviewer Ben Hardy walking a hallway as Gus, the ever steady cameraman follows him along. They're walking at a brisk pace and Ben Everytime he reaches a door, peeks in and looks around. Finally speaks up, "Hello fans, we're here at the studio warehouse where the upcoming American Gladiators match for the tag team titles will soon take place!" Ben keeps walking forward and looking back to the camera talking, "I'm trying to find the challengers Crow and Dante Crane to ask them about their thoughts on the match and their opponents... but I'm just having a little difficulty." "That's because you're a moron," comes from behind the camera and Ben Hardy stops walking to put his hands on his hips and stare at Gus with a pissed off expression on his face. But his expression soon changes as looking past Gus, he sees the two men he's been looking for, the Antichrist Superstar, Crow and the Sick Boy, Dante Crane. "Look! It's them!" Quick, come on, Gus!" Instantly, Ben Hardy charges past and accidentally (ssuurrree) knocks into Gus, but the cameraman, being tough veteran he is, manages to sustain his footing and turn around and follow Ben. As he runs, he keeps the camera remarkably steady and the whole world can see the chiselled figures of Crow and Dante Crane in the far distance. Dante looks at Crow and shakes his head, but the Avian puts his hand on his friend's shoulder as to say that he'll handle this. Ben Hardy finally approaches and sticks his microphone in front of Crow's face. "Crow, can I get your thoughts on your upcoming match?" asks Hardy with an eager tone. "What would you do if I said fuck off, Ben?" is Crow's nasty reply. This stumps Ben and he's lost for words, "Umm.. uh.." Dante chuckles a bit as Crow says, "I'm just kidding, Ben. What the fuck you want?" "I'd like some comments on the match, your opponents and well, anything you have to say," responds Ben. Crow scratches his head and with a smirk begins, "Well mate, firstly I'd like to talk about Double Jeopardy. I respect their wrestling skills, but for the fuckin' life of me, I cannot understand why they're such FUCKING TOOLS!" The crowd in the Madison Square Garden cheers at the top of their lungs for this comment before Crow continues, "I mean god, let's look at Show for a moment. There's a promising talent, Charlie Matthews, hell, I drove to many places in the JL with that guy! And what the hell's happened to him? He's let Quiz turn him into an ass!" After completing his sentence, Crow reaches into his pocket and pulls out his deck of Dunhill Red cigarettes. He pulls one out and offers one to Dante, Ben and Gus... they all, except Gus, decline. Crow lights the cigarette and continues, "But fuck man, me and Dante here, we really don't care about our opponents at all, we've studied their matches and everything like that, so we're just gonna go out there and fuck shit up." Dante steps in and adds, "Best not forget that we're going to win the tag team titles, Markus." "Ha, of course not, my man," replies Crow. Ben Hardy ducks into the conversation once again, "And what do you think of the stipulation, Crow?" The Antichrist Superstar takes a rather large drag as he cocks his head at Hardy, "The stipulation? I think it's absolutely fantastic!" Ben blinks at the response, "But I thought you've never seen American Gladiators before?" "You're right, Benny Boy, I have never seen that American Gladiators before but I remembered something whilst I was having a fuckin' session with Jessica the other day. I have seen such a program before... the Australian version of the program! And an idea hit me on that day and today, Dante and I pulled some strings and put that idea into works." Ben Hardy is confuzzled, "What idea, Crow?" "Fuckin' hell, man! Where you been, take a look inside the warehouse! Look up at the flag hanging from the rafters of this warehouse!" says Crow with his Australian accent running through. Hardy turns towards Gus and motions with his arms for him to go look and the cameraman obliges, mainly to satisfy his own curiosity. We follow the camera that is being kept remarkably steady despite Gus running furiously fast. He approaches some double doors and kicks them open to reveal the live studio audience and the Gladiator set! Gus looks up at the ceiling and the camera spots what Crow's been talking about... ... Hanging from the rafters is a huge blue flag, with the Gladiators symbol on it and below it... in huge bold text. <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>AUSTRALIAN GLADIATORS!</span> Gus runs along to get a look at the course and it's differences as Crow's voice can be heard in a voice over, "That's right! It's fuckin' Australian Gladiators! It uses the same obstacles as the American Gladiators set but it has a few small differences. The first of which is that the course itself does run in a rectangle, it runs in a straight line, meaning each obstacle is right after each other. And the second difference and the one I like the most... there’s less padding. Less padding means more danger... and that’s just how we like it." The camera focuses on the first obstacle in the race, "First and foremost, we have the Versaclimber! A twenty-five foot high stairmaster!" Gun moves out wide to get a shot of the huge obstacle that follows the Versaclimber. Crow continues, "And secondly, we have the slide, a 25 foot descent straight down!" Gus then close in and looks upward, revealing a pair of bikes pedals it seems. "Next, we come to the hand bikes, where one must use their arms and hands to pedal them like a bike across to the next platform." "Once you get past the hand bikes, the torture doesn't stop because the next obstacle is the spinning cylinders. These are dangerous as one slip up and you fall!" says Crow as Gus gets a good side view of the cylinders. Gus then moves along and positions his camera so it looks up at a rope net, and Crow continues, "Then the obstacle a lot of female contestants have trouble with, so Quiz watch out, it's the cargo net!" "And the cargo net leads up to the platform where the next obstacle is located! The deadly zipline! This is the most significant difference between the American and Australia courses, as below the zipline in the Australian course... there is NO PADDING AT ALL!" Gus moves frantically to get shots of each obstacle as Crow speaks. "The next obstacle is the glass wall! Attached is a rope that is used to climb over the wall, so the next obstacle can be reached!" "The second to last obstacle is often to one most have trouble with, and it is, THE TREADMILL! It's a reverse moving belt that can cost a contestant's lead very quickly!" "And the final challenge... the rope swing through the AUSTRALIAN Gladiators paper. What a way to finish." Crow laughs, "So Double Jeopardy, are you ready for a real challenge!? Less padding means more pain! More fucking pain you guys! Both Dante and I, look forward to your company. Come on, man, let's go warm up..." The voice of Ben Hardy takes over, "Well, there you go folks, that's a swerve and a half! But we do not have to wait long to see how Double Jeopardy handles this surprise, as the match is coming up... NEXT!" Fade out to SWF PPV commercial. --- Fade in from SWF PPV commercial. Cyclone Comet poses before hollering, "Welcome back citizens of the wrestling viewing public, you are watching S! W! F! GENESIS! I am the one and only CCCCYYYCCCLLLOOOONNNNEEEE COMET! Sitting beside me, is superhero wannabe Bobby Riley! Coming up right now is a battle of justice and of pride, as we are going see the evil of this world face its punishment at the hands of two SUPERHEROES!" "...what? Stop confusing the fans, Comet." "Confuse the fans!? Never. They understand me perfectly! They realised I was talking about the tag team match between Double Jeopardy and Crow & Dante Crane, but a slow dim-witted person like yourself, could not!" Riley shakes his head, "God help me. Comet, why do you think Crow and Dante Crane are the next coming of yourself?" "Because Dante Crane and Crow have been show casing their phenomenal skills to fly high and to fight through tremendous pain and adversity, just like me!" responds Comet. "The only reason they fly high and fight through tremendous pain is because they're always heffed up on morphine. Oh, right, I see the resemblance between you and them now," Riley smirks. "Silence! It's time to cut over to the studio warehouse for some Gladiator action!!" The screen fades out, but quickly fades back into an image of the LIVE studio audience in a warehouse close to the MSG! They scream and hold up signs, ranging from the very funny, to the very shitty, to the very gay. Cut over to the starting line of the course where referee Anthony Michael Hall stands with whistle ready to go! Funyon announces on voice over, "The following contest, is an AUSTRALIAN Gladiators match for the SWF Tag Team Championship! The rules are as follows, the four competitors will wrestle on the set of Australian Gladiators. There are no disqualifications, anything goes, and the only means of winning is via pinfall and/or submission. You may notice there are multiple referees around the course, this is to count the victory regardless of location." The voice of Rod Roddy blares over the loudspeakers... "QUIZ! SHOW! COME ON DDOOWWWNNN!" Vicky Black is present in the studio warehouse and she stands next to referee Anthony Michael Hall. She turns over the words "Double Jeopardy" on the Wheel-of-Fortune board as "Come On Down" by Crystal Waters begins to play. Quiz and Show walk out of door and into the course area! The two both have microphones, Quiz dressed tonight in a black suit with a bright pink tie! Quiz raises his and speaks. "Welcome to tonight's show! We have two contestants in the studio WAREHOUSE tonight, and their names are CROW and DANTE CRANE! Show, the answer is: The thing that all of these beautiful people in New York are going to see tonight!" Show, with the crowd's booing behind him: "WHAT IS AN ASS KICKING!" "You are correct, sir!" Vicky Black reveals the words "Ass Kicking" on the board as Quiz raises the mic one more time, "These contestants have tried to swerve us! They’ve tried to worry us! Australian Gladiators!? HA! An inferior product to our American Gladiators, yet it does not matter at all! Show, the answer is: The thing that Crow and Dante Crane are still going to experience, regardless of set!" Show answers, "WHAT IS PAIN!" Quiz and Show throw down their microphones and pose for the studio audience, of course, boos are the response. The warehouse falls to darkness and Dimmu Borgir's "Burn In Hell" begins to softly omit from the speakers. However, it soon changes... *BOOM!* The song explodes into a much heavier guitar riff! The studio audience roars in approval as the lights turn back on and walking towards the starting position is Crow, the Antichrist Superstar and the Sick Boy, Dante Crane! Crow lights a cigarette and with Dante Crane beside him, take their spots on the starting line. The two men laugh between themselves at how clever they've been to trick Double Jeopardy, but manage to withhold it for a bit whilst the referee explains to them the rules. Cyclone Comet's voice is heard once again, "The battle of valour is about to commence and my oh my, do Double Jeopardy look angry." "They have every right to be angry," begins Bobby, "Crow and Dante must have paid off King or something, as the set is now of the Australian Gladiators, where the course does not run around in a rectangle, but in a straight line! Each obstacle is followed up with another." "I fail to see why that would affect this match up at all, Citizen Riley!" "Don't you understand!? It's all about home court advantage! Without turning left or right in the course, it's severely disadvantages Quiz and Show because they're unfamiliar with it!" Cyclone Comet poses before shooting Riley down, "It has the same obstacles as the American Eliminators set!" "That it may, but it has far less padding than the American one! Those Australians are insane I tell you!" The referee has finished explaining the rules and he makes the four men line up across the line and hunch over, as if they were running the course. "GLADIATORS, READY!?" The tension builds... ... *WWWHHHHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR* "GO!" Immediately Dante and Show turn towards each other and lock heads, exchanging blows, Show with the punches and Dante with the kicks. Crow does the same he turns towards his opponent and looks to start brawling, but problem is, Quiz isn't there. The game show shot has run forward, thinking he's running the course! The realisation sets in so he stops, turns around and charges back and Crow. Quiz throws out a wild arm, but no! The Antichrist Superstar ducks the clothesline and unloads a knife edge chop! Quiz retaliates with one of his own! Instead of a chop, Crow nails a stiff punch to Quiz's jaw, reeling the game show host. He then hooks Quiz's hair and executes a short running bulldog, slamming him onto the ground! Meanwhile, Dante is dodging Show's lumbering blows and trying to chop or kick him down, but the big man keeps coming like an unstoppable force. That is, till Crow dives back into the game against Show with a chop block to the back of the tag champ's knee! Show falls to the padding, and both Dante and Crow start putting the kicks to his head and chest, trying to keep the biggest man of the competition on his back. "CHOP BLOCK...OF JUSTICE~!" hollers Comet. "Sometimes I wonder if you need to up whatever prescription you're on." "Are you implying I am on drugs, Citizen Riley?" "It would explain your outfit." Unfortunately for the Antichrist Superstar and the Sick Boy, their infatuation with kicking down Show led them to quickly forgetting about Show's partner! Quiz leaps back into the game and clotheslines Dante in the back of the head! The Sick Boy stumbles and turns around, accepting the game master's taunting and stepping away from Show that allows him to get back up. Crow calls for Dante's help, but his companion is busy exchanging chops with Quiz, and Crow turns back to his bigger opponent to nearly get decapitated with a yakuza kick to the HEAD! As he's dragged upright, the Antichrist Superstar surprises Show with a claw strike to the face! With a roar, Show charges forward right into a swift drop toe hold! Crow grabs the Chevy Chase look-alike's leg and lifts it up, slamming it down into the padding. Unfortunately said padding dulls the effect of the move, and Show starts climbing back up, lifting his head straight into a picture perfect standing dropkick! But the big man ignores the pain in his head, charging forward and levelling the Antichrist Superstar with the Password Plus! "What a blow! Show takes control of Crow with that nasty elbow smash!" Riley beams. "It takes more than an elbow smash to stop the Antichrist Superstar...of JUSTICE!" "...." As Show puts the heavy stomps to his opponent, Quiz is having a hard time with the agile Dante. The Sick Boy steps back to avoid Quiz's chop, then lunges forward with one of his own! Trying to take advantage, Quiz sidesteps when Dante steps back, and shoots his leading leg out in a superkick! Crane ducks the attempt, performing a graceful back flip from his crouch and kicking Quiz square in the jaw with the aptly-named Crane Kick! Quiz stumbles back and Crane looks to follow it up with a roundhouse - but Quiz catches the leg with a smile, waving his finger as if to say "Not this time." At least, until Crane kicks him in the temple with an enzugiri that sends the game show host to the ground! The Sick Boy runs a hand through his hair and looks around for his partner, just in time to watch Crow take the Big Bet from Show! Staggering from the atomic/inverted atomic drop combination, the Antichrist Superstar soon finds his arms locked in a full nelson, his body hoisted, and SLAMMED down into the padding with a slam! Dante calls out to Show, and the big man turns around, spying the Sick Boy. "Dante Crane looking to get some JUST vengeance for that villainous attack on his partner!" Comet calls. "He's not the one who's gonna get vengeance." Riley snickers. Show takes a step or two towards Dante, then smiles and waves at the Sick Boy as if he's part of the studio audience. The Sick Boy blinks in surprise - before Quiz cracks him in the back of the skull with a painful looking roundhouse kick! Crane collapses to the padding holding the back of his head as Quiz brushes imaginary dust from his wrestling outfit. The crowd roars in disapproval for the heelish attack from behind, but Double Jeopardy pay it no mind at all. Show turns around, looking for his opponent, and gets pulled down when Crow hits a chinbreaker! Still slightly dazed from the assault, the Antichristian Phenomenon heads for the ladder that leads to the start of the Eliminator! "Dante gets taken down EMBARASSINGLY with a move he perfected! What irony! And now Crow is running like a chicken into the Eliminator!" Riley chortles. "Remember, Citizen Riley, JUSTICE~! will always prevail!" "Sez you." Crow reaches the ladder and starts to climb up it, but he's unaware of the lumbering presence of Show behind him. Show, with his huge hands, grabs Crow around the waist and throws him overhead with a german suplex! The Gothic Warrior however has just enough elevation to counter the surprise attack by flipping and landing on his feet. The game show assistant turns around expecting to find a fallen opponent, but it's not to be, as Crow jumps in the air and nails a beautiful Wunder Kick to Show's face! Then, he follows up by running forward and applying a front face lock and DRIVING Show's face into the ground! The big man isn't going to stay down for long and knowing this, the bird starts to climb up the ladder. He's getting up there and Show is already starting to get up, his vitality high for such an important match, and he looks to follow Crow up with the other ladder. Meanwhile, Dante and Quiz are exchanging kicks with each other and are moving suspiciously close to the studio audience. The audience however, encourages them to come closer with more cheers. The Sick Boy gains the advantage by dipping into heel tactics and poking Quiz in the and then following with a spinning back kick that levels the game show host! "Dante Crane showing once again his tremendous physical attributes, that all superheroes must possess!" exclaims Comet. "Hey! I have tremendous physical attributes, maybe I'm a superhero!?" Cyclone Comet cocks an eyebrow, “Tremendous only in the sense your... 'attribute'... is remarkably small, Riley.” Wrenching Quiz up by the hair, Dante Crane starts to run and picking up speed he launches Quiz into the wall of the seating area! The crowd hangs over the railing and starts cheering for Dante as he unloads the rapid fire kicks he's so known for. Quiz tries to protect himself, but it's too much and he ends up in a daze. Seeing this, Dante pushes him away from the wall and takes a couple steps back for a run up. Quiz stands stumbling looking up at the crowd that's abusing him as Dante runs forward, runs up the wall and back flips off - nailing a moonsault press onto the dazed Quiz, complete with a cover! "My spidey senses are tingling, Citizen Riley! Superhero Crane just scaled the wall and flew through the air!" ONE! ... .... ..... TWNOOOO! The Sick Boy stands up and doesn't question, instead, he picks Quiz up and throws him up the stairs that lead into the studio audience seating area! It's time to get hardcore! Meanwhile, the Antichrist Superstar and the hulking thing we know as Show has successfully climbed the ladders and stand at the top of the slide! Almost longingly the two superstars look down on it, and then turn their attentions to each other again, Crow lashing out with a stunning Das Wunder Kick that cracks into Show's side! To keep the advantage, the Antichristian Phenomenon leaps forward as Show teeters....only to have his leg swept out and his head to meet the STEEL of the ramp top as he's brutally STO'd! The lumbering giant rubs his side as Crow clutches his skull. "What a LOVELY PARTING GIFT Show gave Crow there, Comet! Haha!" "Your sarcasm astounds even my superhero senses, Citizen Riley." Rolling on the ground, Crow nearly rolls straight down the slide, and only quickly shifting the other way does the Antichristian Phenomenon save himself. Instead, he gets to have Show stomp him in the gut repeatedly, before dragging him upright. Cinching on a front face lock, the giant lifts Crow into the air for a huge vertical suplex...that the wily Gothic Avian reverses out of, flipping over Show's back and landing on his feet. The crowd cheers for Crow's athleticism (and sexiness) but Show will have none of it, turning around to face his opponent and taking another claw swipe to the face. Crow flexes his hand after raking it across Show's face as the big game show host stumbles backward, rubbing his possibly bloody face. The Antichrist Superstar looks around at where he's standing, then steps a little to the side and cricks his neck, hitting the crucifix pose. Show lifts his head, skin red and raw from that claw strike. Seeing Crow posing, the giant roars and stomps forward for another yakuza kick, but Crow smiles and side steps, dropping down into a drop toe hold... "Have a nice trip, Citizen Show!" Comet calls cheerily. "And you say _I_ have bad lines." "That's because this is a trip...of JUSTICE~!" "Oh my god, someone kill me." ...and Show lets out an almost girlish scream as he trips over the Gothic Avian's legs and heads down the slide face first, head firmly presses against the glass! As he reaches the bottom, there's a bit of a bloody streak behind him that makes the crowd "Oooo." When Show rolls over his forehead has been badly skinned by the slide, and his face is a bloody mess. At the top of the slide, Crow hits the crucifix pose again much to the joy of the crowd, before looking down the slide at the battered body of Show. He takes two steps back, then runs and swings his legs out, going down the slide at top speed! Steering himself with a little leaning, the Antichrist Superstar extends his feet, to 'dropkick' Show when he hits the bottom. Unfortunately for him, Show has other ideas. The bloodied giant lifts his head and sees Crow rocketing down the slide at him, and rolls over! Crow's eyes widen a fraction as he realises he doesn't have the time to re-aim at his opponent.....and his 'kick' slams full force into the solid, yet padded barrier at the bottom of the slide! Crow cringes inwardly, feeling the pain shooting up his legs, and rolls on the ground a little. As he tries to rub feeling back into his legs, an ominous shadow falls over him....Show is standing up again, and goes for his first pin of the match. ONE! ... .... ..... TWO..KICKOUT! "And the tag champs make their first pin attempt!" "But JUSTICE~ is too STRONG~ for them Riley, because Crow kicked out!" On the other side of the match up, Dante Crane and the game show host Quiz are battling it out in the small confinement of the studio audience seating area! The security has emptied most of the crowd out and is keeping them under control as the Sick Boy grabs a hold of Quiz's hair and his pants... and THROWS him through the numerous empty seats! The contact is quick and awkward and Quiz cries out in pain as a result. Dante is lightning fast in moving closer towards his opponent. Upon reaching his opponent, he unloads a quick kick to his head and then turns around to grab a chair. Crane picks up a chair and folds it together, then turns around and lifts it into the air! He brings it down across Quiz's back! "OOOOOOOOOOOH!" is the crowd's response and they cheer as Dante lifts the chair up again. However, he doesn't bring it down this time as Quiz sneakily lifted his arm up and punched Dante right in the crotch! On his way up, the game show host puts his arm between the Sick Boy's legs and wraps one around the neck, lifting him up in the DVD position. Standing up now, Quiz grunts and runs towards the edge of the seating area... ...AND THROWS DANTE OFF! DANTE CRANE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR AND LANDS BACK FIRST ON A VERY THINLY PROTECTED AREA! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" "Ahahahaha! Yes! Quiz makes the comeback! Dante was getting far too cocky for his own good, Comet." Riley cheers. Cyclone Comet quickly rebuts, "Nonsense, Citizen Riley! His attack was consistent and sharp, but Quiz used tactics of villainy and hit Dante in the crotch! Superhero valour, Quiz has not!" The Mouthpiece of Double Jeopardy takes a moment to gather his senses before walking to the seating area exit and slowly striding down the steps. We're back on level ground and Quiz walks over to the hurt Dante Crane. Sick Boy coughs a bit as he took the brunt of the fall on his back. Quiz taunts the crowd before turning his attention back to Dante and wrenching him up. Mockingly, he starts slapping the gothic high flyer across the face and then follows it up with an even more dastardly action of spitting a loogie into Dante's face. Quiz laughs as the crowd boos him wildly, but he ignores it and simply continues his attack on Crane. The game show host steps to his opponent's side and locks arms for a hip toss... "Oh yes! This is going to be over very soon! Dante is going to feel the wrath of the Survivor Driver!" ...Quiz summons strength and tries to hip toss Dante over... but it's not to be as the gothic high flyer manages to counter and by someone FLIPPING out of the move and landing on his feet! Quickly looking to regain the advantage Dante throws his free arm forward and takes Quiz's head off with a short arm clothesline! Cyclone Comet poses in glee, "Friend Fautleroy, you are wrong~! Dante's flying ability comes in to save him once again! What a role model for today's kids!" "Pffffft... yeah, kids! Dress up like a freak, wear all black, flares and wear WOMEN'S MAKE UP!" "That's the spirit, Riley!" Quiz falls to the ground and following up, Dante lifts him back onto a standing base immediately and picks him in a reverse Death Valley driver position! Hearing the cheers of the crowd, Dante decides to spice it up a little... and runs full speed towards the Cargo Net area! Reaching the peak of his run, Dante yells as he jumps into the air and flips over - hitting the KINGDOM GONE! QUIZ HAS BEEN CRUSHED CHEST FIRST INTO THE THINLY PROTECTED MATTING! Both men are down on the thinly protected area next to the cargo net area, Quiz of course worse for wear, but Dante isn't looking too sharp either. Crane rolls over and throws an arm over Quiz's chest. ONE! ... .... ..... TWO! ... .... ..... TNNNOOOOOOOO! Dante doesn't question the count; he never questions the count and turns his focus back on Quiz. The Sick Boy wrenches the game show host back to his feet and beckons for a collar and elbow tie up. Quiz, in a dazed state, accepts it but is immediately beaten as Dante swings around and applies a rear waistlock! But wait! Quiz sends a wild elbow back and not expecting it; Dante gets levelled by it and stumbles backwards! Using the small amount of time he has, Quiz jumps onto the cargo net and starts to climb up. Dante notices this and quickly runs forward and attempts to pull him back down, but it's not to be however, as Quiz starts kicking his legs wildly and Dante gets caught in the face by one of them. This allows the game show host to climb up freely for a few seconds and get a lead. The Sick Boy snarls and jumps up onto the cargo net and starts climbing at an amazing pace! Quiz is nearing the top, but so is Dante! Dante Crane is showcasing his masterful spider scaling techniques to the glee of Cyclone Comet and he manages to catch up and be right beside Quiz on the cargo net. Quiz notices this and tries to kick Dante off, but he is unsuccessful in his struggle. Dante however, is not and unleashes a quick kick with his right leg whilst managing to hold on to the net with his hands. Quiz is stunned by the kick and holds onto the net as tight as he can, not wanting to fall. The Sick Boy has an idea, climbs those few extra centimetres to the top, and rolls onto the platform. No rest for him though, as he quickly shifts his body and wrenches Quiz up higher on the cargo net. “I don’t like the looks of this, Comet,” says Riley. Cyclone Comet is jumping up and down, “I do, Fautleroy! Dante is going to show some more of his flying skills!” Quiz's arms and upper body are on the platform but his legs are still in the cargo net... ...Dante locks his legs around Quiz's head... AND SPINS HIS BODY OFF THE PLATFORM! HE SWINGS AROUND IN THE AIR AND TAKES QUIZ'S HEAD WITH HIM! SWINGING HURRACANRANA OFF THE TOP OF THE CARGO NET PLATFROM! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Dante loses the lock on Quiz's head and lands on the padding of the cargo net area whilst Quiz flies through the air and in between the cylinders! The padding there is thick, but Quiz is still in a very, very bad way. As is Dante... but the crowd rallies him on, and rallies him on a lot. And as time passes he wakes up... and stands up! Dante Crane stands up and stumbles drunkenly towards the cylinders and peers through the middle of them to see Quiz... dead on the padding. Dante Crane yells at the top of his lungs, "THHEEE CCCUUUUURRRREEEEEEEEEE!" The crowd erupts in applause as he takes some steps back and runs forward... jumping off the platform in a swan dive! ... .. . NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DANTE CRANE MISSES THE CURE! MISSES THE CURE! QUIZ MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! HE HEARD DANTE SCREAM AND MOVED! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Both men are lying down on the padding under the cylinders and Quiz takes a minute to shake off the cobwebs, before he leaves Dante to his pain. Climbing to his feet, Quiz pisses the crowd off yet again by brushing imaginary dust from his outfit, stumbling a little after being rana'd so far down. He gives Dante a sharp kick as the Sick Boy sprawls on the mat clutching his head. The crowd is 'oooo'ing in concern for Dante, and a small "Sick Boy" chant breaks out as they try to motivate the other member of the non-champion team into getting back up. Confidently, cockily, Quiz leans down and shouts at Dante. "The Wheel of Fortune says: Bankrupt!" With a stiff kick to the side of the head, Quiz leaves Dante to ache on the mat and walks at a brisk clip around to the start of the Eliminator course, quickly scaling the ladder and standing atop the slide. At the bottom, he watches Crow nail a series of chops on Show and DDT the big man to the ground. Climbing back up, it seems the signs of weariness are making their mark on the Antichrist Superstar, as he stumbles away from Show to press a hand to his chest and catch his breath. "Citizen Crow appearing to be having a little energy problem, Riley! That dastardly Show must be draining his reserves like a VILLAIN!" "He’s a smoker and Show's been beating the crap out of him and he got lucky with a DDT, Comet." "A DDT..." "Don't..." "....OF JUSTICE~!" "...." Behind the Antichrist Superstar, Show staggers back up, looking up and spotting his partner atop the slide. The big man mimes a military press and Quiz's charming grin tells him all he needs to know. Finally taking a deep breath, Crow turns around...right into a high knee from the big man! His wits knocked for a loop, the Antichrist Superstar feels himself lifted into the air in a gorilla press as Show turns towards the ramp, looking up at Quiz. Quiz nods sagely, and Show roars, bunching his legs and charging towards the slide! As the big man tries to run up the slide, Quiz bunches his legs and springs off, pushing himself out as far as he can go...Show's roar fills the air. "NO WHAMMY!" And everyone falls down in a heap as they remind Crow to Don't Press Your Luck! The Gorilla Press/Fameasser combination knocks everyone done into a heap on the slide, which makes an ominous cracking noise at the stunning impact. But the structure holds firm, and everyone slides to the bottom in a heap, Crow actually ending up with his arm across the chest of the suicidal Quiz! ONE! ... .... ..... TWO! ...KICKOUT! Quiz kicks out, shaking his head and sitting up. Crow almost looks dead on the ground, groaning and trying to push himself up to his feet. The tag champions beat him to it however, and Double Jeopardy drag the Antichrist Superstar upright, holding him by the arms as if crucified. Crow shakes his head woozily, blinking eyes that swim in and out of focus...and he gurgles as Quiz and Show both slam knees into his gut, doubling him over. And then the brutal tag champs both lift up his chin and nail massive chops to his chest! They follow this up with double clubbing elbows to the back, and finally let the Antichrist Superstar rest in peace with a double DDT. The crowd boos, and Double Jeopardy both brush imaginary dust from their outfits. "What heinous villainy! Citizen Crow is in need of heroic assistance!" Comet stands up at the announce table, posing. "Sit down, you freak, you can't fly." Comet almost sulks and sits back down. "But Dante can, maybe that super heroic bird can save Crow!" Stepping away from the fallen Antichrist Superstar, Double Jeopardy watch him with contemptuous amusement as the Gothic Avian spits blood from his mouth. Busted open by the DDT or perhaps internally, who knows. Grimacing in pain, Crow pushes himself up to one knee, well aware of his opponents on either side of him. Black hair hangs in his face as he takes in a ragged breath... ...and pushes himself to his feet, charging across the platform and flinging himself out, grabbing one of the hand bikes! The Antichristian Phenomenon swings back and forth on the handholds, unable to garner the energy to peddle just yet as momentum rolls the hand bike along a little. Unfortunately for him, moving faster would have saved him from Quiz leaping off the platform and grabbing Crow's legs! The Antichrist Superstar and the game show host swing awkwardly back and forth on the hanging hand bike, suspended in what looks like the middle of no mans land. The camera cuts away momentarily to reveal Dante Crane up on his feet and stumbling to a previously unseen area of the warehouse. The camera picks up the sign on the door and it reads, "Control Room". Dante barges into the control booth and there sitting on a chair watching Crow get assaulted is a young scuff of a man. Uncharacteristically, the Sick Boy punches the guy out and throws him onto the floor before sitting down on the chair himself and mucking with all the buttons and levers he can find. The sound of machinery working overtime can be heard and smiling, Dante jumps out of the chair and begins to stagger his way back to the course. "Hey! What's he done, Comet!? I don't like those sounds I'm hearing," says Bobby. "It matters not, Citizen Riley! I'm positive that it was done for the good of the world and for the good of our wrestling viewing citizens!" Back to Crow, it seems the Antichristian Phenomenon's situation has only worsened. Swinging helplessly on the hand bike with Quiz attached to his legs, Crow feels himself being reeled back in! Turning his head, he sees Show has caught Quiz's swinging legs and is slowly pulling his partner and the Antichrist Superstar back to the platform. The platform, where Crow knew more punishment would ensue. With a death grip on the hand bike, Crow tried to pedal it away from Double Jeopardy, but Show's strength was just too great...finally letting go, the Antichrist Superstar falls to the platform on his back, taking a breath and staring up as Quiz and Show look down on him. "This looks bad for the challengers, Citizen Riley! That dastardly duo have Citizen Crow isolated!" Comet cries. "Oh boo hoo, it's all a part of losing the match, Comet." "Your callousness is unsuitable for heroics, Citizen Riley." "Go cry me a river, spandex boy." While the fans are in awe over Riley's growth of non-homosexual commentary, Quiz and Show put a few boots in the fallen Crow. Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the hand bike track, a hand grabs onto the platform... followed by a second that struggles to keep a hold. The head of Dante Crane rises as he uses his upper body strength to pull himself up onto the hand bike platform, sprawling there before stumbling upright. Holding his head, he looks across the hand bike track where Double Jeopardy have his partner. He reaches for a hand bike - then notices to his dismay that both of them are still on the other side of the track. As he watches, the tag champs lift Crow up again and seem to discuss what to do with him. Show points to the hand bike track, and Quiz looks thoughtful before nodding. He springs up, grabbing onto the hand bike track, pulling himself up and sitting on top of it as Show sets about lifting up Crow into the position for Falling from the Aggro Crag. The hand bike track rattles as Quiz shifts his position, but he takes no mind of it, leaning forward in preparation to complete the tag team manoeuvre. Show drops Crow and yells at Quiz to turn around, and the games master turns his head... ...AS DANTE CRANE LEAPS ONTO QUIZ'S SHOULDERS, FLIES OFF, AND NAILS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST FUCKING TORNADO DDT ON SHOW, RIGHT OFF THE PLATFORM! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" Quiz sits on the top of the hand bike track, gawking at the suicidal move Dante just did. On the ground, the battered and bloodied Antichrist Superstar begins to climb up. Quiz continues to stare, dropping off the hand bike track and walking to the edge of the platform. He stands there, staring at the fallen form of Dante Crane, with the body of Show next to him. "And Superhero Crane flies in to save the day, Citizen Riley! Justice will prevail yet!" "What the FUCK is up with Dante!? He just murdered himself AGAIN!" Riley exclaims. "All in a day's work for a superhero, Citizen Riley!" "I swear... you're just imagining him as your replacement." Quiz has, unfortunately, forgotten about his opponent. Bleeding and battered, the Antichrist Superstar rises from a ground like a spectre from the grave, and brutally yanks one of Quiz's arms behind his back. The game show host yells in surprise, but before he can do anything, Crow reaches around Quiz's face with his other hand, locking his hands together at Quiz's shoulder. With a bestial sound, the Antichristian Phenomenon heaves back, and BRUTALLY drops Quiz on the top of his head with the famed, dreaded and rarely used Wing and A Prayer Suplex! He pushes Quiz onto his back and falls across him. ONE! ... .... ..... TWO! ... .... ..... THR...NO! Crow doesn't dispute the count at all, rising do his feet and kicking the living crap out of Quiz. Fury and adrenaline powering his moments, the Antichrist Superstar yanks Quiz upright and cinches in a front face lock with a yell! He grabs Quiz's tights in preparation for some Natural Born Chaos, but the wily tag champ drills his knee into Crow's groin! The Gothic Avian releases the face lock and stumbles back in pain, but when Quiz shoots his leg out for a superkick to slam Crow off the platform... ...the Antichrist Superstar catches it, and in the blink of an eye slams Quiz onto his back with a dragon screw leg whip! Holding onto the leg, Crow attempts to lock in the Sharpshooter to finish his opponent, but Quiz kicks out of it, sending the Gothic Avian reeling back. Seeing the orange fire in his foe's eyes, the game show host and mouthpiece of Double Jeopardy runs... grabbing the hand bike and peddling away across the track! "And Quiz is running like the cowardly villain he is!" "Nonsense, Comet, it's just pure strategy!" Riley argues. "My superhero precognition tells me Double Jeopardy are going to be getting more than they bargained for, Citizen Riley!" Crow isn't gonna let Quiz get away from him as he steps over to the second hand bike, grabs onto it and starts peddling too! The two men are peddling across the hand bike track to the other side... where the cylinders are. Quiz gets to the platform first and keeps running along but... stops just before the cylinders, that he notices are running very, very fast. He turns his head back and sees that Crow is approaching and so, he starts to run across them! BUT THEY'RE TOO FAST! They're too fast to run across and instead, Quiz ends up running as fast as he can... in one spot! He can't get across! Bobby Riley barks, "Dammit! That Dante Crane sped up the cylinders! I knew he was up to no good!" "Look, Citizen Riley! Crow is closing in on the treacherous Quiz and has a surprise in store!" Cyclone Comet chimes in. Quiz is running on the spot, very close to the platform, in Crow's reach as matter of a fact. He is soon put out of his exercise misery as the Antichristian Phenomenon reaches forward and wraps his arms around Quiz's waist in side waistlock and lifts him up into the air! With a grunt Crow heaves him back onto the platform and shifts the waistlock to the rear... however! The Mouthpiece of Double Jeopardy throws an elbow back and catches the bird in the side of the face, but he still holds onto the waistlock! A few more elbows in quick succession and Crow releases the hold to clutch at the side of face. Quiz uses this to his advantage as he unloads a few quick forearms which sends Crow back a couple steps. The Antichrist Superstar is dazed by the blows and is pulled into front face lock by Quiz. Quiz grabs a hold of the pants and tries to lift Crow up and over with a suplex... and he does! ... NO! The Gothic Warrior flails his legs wildly in an effort to increase the pressure and shift the weight! Quiz grunts as he tries to keep Crow in the air, but it's too much and he has to let his opponent fall back in front of him. The front face lock is still intact, so Quiz tries the suplex again. It's not going to happen though, as Crow puts the foot in between the legs and stops the move and sucking it up himself... LIFTS Quiz up and... OOOVVEEERRRRR in a Northern Lights Suplex! BRIDGE FOR THE PIN! ONE! ... .... ..... TWO! ... .... ..... T...NO! Crow falls off and slaps his hand across the platform, challenging the count but eventually falls onto his back, taking a small moment of rest. Meanwhile, on the padding where we last saw the Sick Boy and the muscle of Double Jeopardy, we have movement. Show grimaces and pushes himself up to his knees, while Dante rolls onto his back and shakes his head, trying to get some sense back into his brain. Pushing himself upright first, the behemoth that is Show boots Dante like his head was a soccer ball, causing the Sick Boy to groan in pain and curl up almost in the foetal position. The big man then leaves Crane be, stumbling around towards the ladders that lead towards the start of the course, climbing them slowly and slipping down the slide. "It seems that Citizen Show has beaten Superhero Dante back to his feet and is going to help out his partner once more!" "Yes! We'll get some GOOD wrestling in this match once they isolate Crow again!" When Show reaches the bottom of the slide and stumbles over to the remaining hand bike, the wide shot reveals the spot where Dante Crane once sprawled - and it's empty. Some fans notice, others watch as Show grabs the hand bike and starts pumping his huge hands, peddling across the hand bike track. Unfortunately for poor Show, the person who meets him on the other end is not his loving partner Quiz, but a bloodied and pissed off Antichrist Superstar, who pivots around on one leg...takes aim at Show's head, and... *CRAAAAAAACK!* "WHAT A DAS WUNDER KICK BY CITIZEN CROW! CITIZEN SHOW IS REELING!" Comet roars. "All the way back!!" boggles Riley. Indeed, as Riley had noticed, the momentum of Crow's stunning kick knocks the hand bike into reverse, and Show hangs on as it squeaks back towards where it had come from. Looking past the hanging big man, Crow notices that the other platform is also occupied and cracks a smile. Dazedly, Show sees Crow smile and looks over his shoulder, as Dante Crane pivots about on his leg, slamming a brutal roundhouse kick of his own into the back of Show's head! Hanging almost limply, Show is propelled back forward, where Crow nails a second Das Wunder Kick to his chest. As Show threatens to fall from the hand bike completely, he comes back within range of Dante...who slams a FINAL roundhouse kick into the back of Show's head. This ends up knocking the hand bike back towards Crow while the muscle of Double Jeopardy collapses almost lifelessly to the padding below. "LET'S GO CROW!" *clap clap clap-clap-clap* "LET'S GO DANTE!" *clap clap clap-clap-clap* "LET'S GO CROW!" *clap clap clap-clap-clap* "LET'S GO DANTE!" *clap clap clap-clap-clap* "Listen to the fans, Citizen Riley! They're cheering the living daylights out of the challengers! Citizen Crow and Superhero Dante have surely eliminated one of their foes!" "Hah, as if Comet! Even if they did, look! The other one is coming back!" Crow smiles and waves at Dante, who gives him a mild thumbs up back. The Antichrist Superstar turns around, and Quiz finally nails that elusive superkick, slamming his boot into Crow's jaw! Temporarily stunned, the battered Antichrist Superstar stumbles backwards, and Quiz looks to follow up with what seems to be the trademark strike of the match - a roundhouse kick! Unfortunately for Quiz, Crow retains enough wits to catch the kick... ...as well as duck the enzugiri attempt! With Quiz's back to him, Crow drops the leg he's holding, lunges forward and cinches in a rear waistlock! The mouthpiece of Double Jeopardy attempts to wiggle his way out of it, but Crow heaves back and crushes Quiz's head into the platform with a vicious German suplex! However, his body is wearing down, and instead of bridging for the pin, he and Quiz sprawl there to catch their breath. Crow gets up first and wastes no time in wrenching Quiz back to a vertical base. The Mouthpiece of Double Jeopardy tries to fight back, throwing weak punches at Crow's chest, but they're shaken off with ease. Rearing his arm back, the Antichristian Phenomenon yells as he brings forward and unleashes a devastating knife edge chop! "Wooooooo!" the crowd goes. Crow rears back again... "WOOOOOOOO!" And again! "WOOOOOO!" And one more time! "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Quiz doubles over clutching at his chest and Crow spreads his wings in the crucifix pose, playing to the crowd. The crowd cheers loudly as the bird drops his wings and steps up to his doubled over opponent. He opens his hand up and reveals the vicious nails at the end of his finger and with one sweet upward thrust, Crow sends Quiz upright by claw swiping his face! Crow advances and moves side on with Quiz, hooks the leg and grabs around the neck... he's gonna go for the Russian Leg Sweep! ... NO! The game show host struggles lose and smacks with a sharp elbow to the side of the head, and quickly, he reattaches the hold... and drives Crow's face into the platform with a Downward Spiral! "Yes! Everyone's favourite game show host is back! And it looks like the best friend of your limp-wristed superhero is now in dire trouble!" exclaims Bobby Riley. Comet cocks his eyebrow, "Limp-wristed!? You're one to talk Citizen Riley with your spy cameras in the men's change rooms!" "Uh.. uhh," Riley stammers, "This coming from a guy wearing spandex!" The Gothic Warrior's face slams into the platform and it jettisons straight back up! Quiz backs up a bit and waits for the dazed Crow to stand up. Crow pushes himself up onto his knees and grabs at his nose, which is oozing blood, but he knows he must continue on and keep fighting. And that he does, he stands up and staggers... turning around to face the man known as Quiz. But to his dismay, Quiz runs forward, jumps horizontal in the air with his legs bunched together, and upon reaching appropriate distance, extends his legs out... ...DROPKICKING CROW OFF THE PLATFORM AND ONTO THE AREA OUTSIDE! The Antichrist Superstar lands awkwardly on his back on the thinly protected area... little does he know however, he is in perfect position for the Game Master Quiz to take advantage with one of his trademark moves. Quiz backs up on the platform and taunts the crowd before starting to run as fast as he can... ...and before he reaches the edge of the platform, he jumps off! Quiz somersaults forward two hundred and seventy degrees... ... .. . AND LANDS BACK FIRST ACROSS THE PRONE CHEST OF THE GOTHIC AVIAN! WHAT DEVASTATING IMPACT! Upon the connection, Crow's body jumped up in shock and the poor bastard spewed out some blood... the internal damage great. The body of Quiz is hurt as well, but the adrenaline has hit him hard and he's up instantly. Albeit, he's stumbling, but he knows where he's going. He runs over to the studio audience, pushes a poor fan off his chair, and runs back out to the course, but instead of running over to where the broken Crow lies... he runs over to the cargo net area and begins to climb up the net! Cyclone Comet is confused, and so he drinks from his can of Pepsi Max© before querying, "Bobbie, you have the mind of vicious super villain, enlighten the citizens of the wrestling view public about Quiz's evil plans!" "Well Comet, it's simple," begins Riley, "Quiz is using masterful tactics here, he's going to lure Crow up onto the platform where he'll take advantage with the chair! Crow will of course follow Quiz up there because he's a PROUD superhero!" "Good gosh! What heinous tactics are being put into motion by that fiend Quiz! He must be stopped! Friend Fautleroy, to the Cyclone Comet mobile!" Comet stands up but is quickly shoved back down by Riley. Quiz is up on the top of the platform where the ziplines are located, and it is up here where he starts yelling obscene things at the fallen Crow far away. The Antichrist Superstar has the hearing and eyesight of a hawk and turns his head to see Quiz standing on top of the platform located high on the set. Sucking it up, Crow stands up and shakes his body out... the aches still shooting pain throughout his body, but he still manages to get his foot and make his way over to the cargo net. Quiz is up the top, slamming the chair against the platform and screaming more and more obscene things at Crow, challenging him to come up there empty handed. The Antichrist Superstar is all about pride and without thinking about what is wise, starts climbing up the cargo net post haste! Cyclone Comet looks at Bobby Riley, "Your psychic powers have returned, Fautleroy! I will make a sidekick out of you whether you like it or not! Crow is up the top of the net and this is just where Quiz wants him as he lifts the chair up to the heavens and brings it straight back down - cracking it across the back of the bird's head! But the Gothic Warrior won't be stopped that easily and so, the Mouthpiece of Double Jeopardy lifts the chair up and brings it down again! But the Avian is still powering through and he's up the top, and as a result, Quiz repeatedly lifts the chair up and slams it back down! Unloading a barrage of metal upon Crow's already battered and beaten body! The Antichristian Phenomenon is yelping with each blow and cries out one last time as Quiz THROWS the chair onto his head! The Game Show Host turns around and looks at the zipline and then over the edge of the extremely high platform... and sees the completely UNPROTECTED FLOOR beneath the zipline! "Jesus Christ almighty, Comet! Those Australians are crazy! That area is completely unprotected!" shouts Riley with shock in his voice. "Indeed, friend Fautleroy! The Australians believe that padding is for the weak, like men who play American Football!" Quiz steps back and gulps, but to his absolute HORROR he feels a huge force on his back!!! Crow managed to suck it up and push Quiz in the back and now the game show host is screaming as he stumbles towards the edge... ... HE GRABS ONTO THE ZIPLINE, SAVING HIMSELF FROM A FATAL FALL! Quiz zips down the line and lands on the floor, except he doesn't stop, he continues running in the direction of the glass wall obstacle. He has his footing though and manages to run up the walls and springboard off... back flipping and landing on his feet. Quiz turns around and looks up towards Crow who now stands on the zipline platform. The cocky mouthpiece of Double Jeopardy accentuates the hand and takes a bow to the overwhelming boos of the crowd, and Crow, in response, flips him the bird. Quiz laughs wholeheartedly and cockily. But unbeknownst to Quiz, behind the wall is Dante Crane who has snuck around the side of the set after he beat up Show a bit more after his fall from the hand bikes. Crane climbs up onto the top of the wall and showing amazing balances, stands up! Quiz turns around... ...ONLY TO EAT THE SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK! DANTE'S INFERNO, DANTE'S INFERNO! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Standing tall atop the cargo net wall, Crow looks down at the fallen Quiz, who sprawls before the wall. Dante stands next to the fallen mouthpiece of Double Jeopardy, and nudges him with a toe. With a half-grin, the Antichrist Superstar grabs the zipline and holds on, tucking his legs up as he whizzes down and across the padding, letting go and nearly tripping over. Regaining his balance, the Antichristian Phenomenon stands over the fallen Quiz and lifts his arms into the air, holding the crucifix pose. "Citizen Crow showing his superiority to the villainous Quiz!" "He won't be posing for long; you just wait for his partner!" Riley whines. "Citizen Show was left lying back at the hand bikes, Citizen Riley!" Over the sound of the cheering crowd and the two commentators, comes the faint sound of the other zipline buzzing, as if it were moving. Hearing the sound, Crow turns around and sees Show coming for him at top speed, and the big man lets go of the zipline and barrels across the ground like the job train that never stops... ...catching the Antichrist Superstar by the abdomen... ...and RAMMING him like a rag doll through the glass wall! The sound of shattering glass and a yell of agony from the Antichristian Phenomenon rises above the fans' horrified screams. Dante looks on in shock at the carnage as Show and the Gothic Avian sprawl in the wreckage. Show looks as if he'd expended most of his strength, and Crow looked as if he were dead, red fluid steadily pooling under him as he groaned faintly. Dante stood by the Gothic One's side, staring in blatant surprise at Show's sudden attack. And then, like a monster rising from the ashes, Show begins to get up. Crow remained on his back, with blood pooling from his back and glass sticking into his exposed skin. As he gets halfway to his feet, the monster nearly collapses again, but with a growl and intensity in his eyes, Show rose up to his full height. Turning, the big man looked at the only other standing person in the contest - Dante Crane. "And it seems it may have to come down to two men! The villainous monster Show, and the valiant superhero Dante! Justice shall prevail!" Comet hollers. "As if, Dante is a pipsqueak compared to Show, Comet." is Riley's riposte. "Just because he's bigger doesn't mean he's better." Comet grins. Comet starts humming some random heroic theme, as Dante puts up a stand against the hulking Show. Not letting up for a single instant, the Sick Boy falls back on every strike he knows. He thrusts his leg forward, knocking Show back with a superkick. He follows up by leaping forward, cracking the big man across the chin with a spinning wheel kick. He springs backwards, slamming his feet into Show's chin again with the Crane Kick, knocking the big man even further away from Crow. Several chops slam into Show's exposed chest. A slap mars the giant's cheek. Before Show can even counter this flurry, Dante springs up with a leaping uppercut, which slams into Show's chin AGAIN! Stumbling and reeling backwards, Show staggers and tries to keep his balance as Dante charges forward...pivots on his leg and springs into the air.... ...NAILING A BEAUTIFUL ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT SLAMS SHOW BACK INTO THE TREADMILL! Show slumps against the reversed treadmill and slumps into a sitting position, trying to get his wits about him. Pumped on adrenaline, Dante plays to the crowd for a split second, and then bolts towards Show with full intent on kicking him to death. Unfortunately for Dante, Show retains enough sense to move to the side and grab Dante by the arm, and a leg... ...lifting him up almost across the bigger man's back, twisting around...and dropping him straight down on his head with the Showcase Showdown...onto the treadmill! Dante crumples to the ground, rolling off the treadmill, and as the crowd boos, Show makes the cover! ONE! ... .... ..... TWO! ... .... ..... THREE......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "DAN-TE! DAN-TE! DAN-TE!" And Show is furious, leaping to his feet and grabbing the referee of this area - Matthew Kivell - by the shirt and shaking him. Adamant that it was a three count, Show continues to yell at Kivell, then throws the referee against the treadmill and storms away with murder in his usually cheerful eyes. He starts heading into the crowd, and ends up pushing a pair of nerdy fans off their seats. Folding the two chairs shut Show growls and stalks back to where poor Dante is struggling to his feet, leaning on the treadmill. Dropping one chair, the big man swings the other like a baseball bat, and Dante ducks!

Wow. Thanks people. I'm actually very surprised that I got the Best Promo Writer award, out of all the awards I was nominated for, I didn't vote for myself on this one! Aha, very cool. (Y) Once again, thanks.

AND I SAID NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOHHHHH ... What I meant to say is I never will use of any of King's moves too. I'll just steal Thoth's.

Uh. I call a promo.

I haven't read all the show, I just skimmed for results. My congradulations to the winners of each match, particularly Double Jeopardy, extremely nice work. However, it hurts to know that my writing was not part of the best show that the SWF will probably ever produce.

I don't know, Va'aiga told me what his were and they ruled.

I'm a little miffed, as when out of my control circumstances fucked me over for the previous PPV, I got my ass busted. It matters not, as I understand the reasons why Genesis has been delayed and will wait it out eagerly anticipating the results of the tag match.

Crass.

Ooooer. Very nice, indeed. Yellow roses... might have to remember that.

Top job, IL. (Y) FINALLY. Better luck next time, Aecas.

Pft. You try to deny it, but you loooovvveee me, Thugg.

Wow. Everyone's crazy. (Y)

Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga ~ Ejiro Fasaki. "The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon ~ "The Sinner" John Duran. Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler ~ The Boston Strangler. "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell ~ "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous ~ Wildchild "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson ~ Danny Williams Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Show) vs. Crowe and Dante Crane ~ No prediction. Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami ~ Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami. Stoner pride, yo. Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King) ~ Dace Night... or Bastion. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD ~ "Judge Mental" William Hearford

... *jobs Grappler to Blazenwing*

What if the boat is the size of five cent coin?

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=26&t=31365 Bottom three posts. (Y) Old schooooool, I might read it again.

C&C Gothic Factory - what idiot came up with that?