Crowe

Janus and I are the same person, you know.

Probably more so the former. Cheers, man.

Ooooooooooer. This is going to lead to something very cool. I can just feel it.

I think you mean the series of promos we did on the Sydney, Australia show of the JL World Tour. That's where we beat up Russ, anyway. I threw a cricket ball at Russell Crowe's crotch. (Y)

Niiiccce card. Don't know about the Dante Crane vs Wildchild stipulation however, but I'm looking forward to seeing how D or WC handle it.

Double Jeopardy vs Nathaniel Kibagami Thought it might be an idea to comment on at least one match, since you know, I never do. And what better one to review than the match written by the two men that Dante and I will be facing at the PPV? Firstly, the wheel of weapons was very amusing to me but the result (that being Cyclone Comet’s chair) would have gone over better if you had included Comet’s reaction to this. A hilarious bit of commentary could have taken place here, with Comet not being afraid and stepping up etc, etc, you get the point. No selling a freakin’ powerbomb... from Show!? Jesus Christ, I dislike no selling characters and well, no selling in general. OOOOOOOOOOH! Quiz just pushed Comet off of his chair! That’s totally not cool! I expect Cyclone Comet to deal out some JUSTICE later in the match up, and if he doesn’t, you guys suck. The chair-assisted Double Dare is very cool, by the way. In fact, the move itself gets the approval of Crow. Previously, I said I dislike no selling, but here with the trash can lid it works very well... because it’s a fucking trash can, like a wrestling trash can lid does anything. And the follow up to this is brilliant because I didn’t see it coming, Show caught Quiz from the Fall Away Slam! That’s great but you should have put over the fact that Silent LAUNCHED him, thusly making the spot a bit more realistic. The steel tipped cane... fucking mark out. “The crowd ROARS their approval, not unlike that of a fellated tiger.” ... Aha. Ahahahaha. AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Gold. ... Fucking hell... three times to the crotch? You sick fucks. No matter how much of a hard cunt ANYONE is, one hit to the balls is enough to drop ‘em. But that said, you’re putting Kibagami over as a fuckin’ machine. “I told you, Comet! These two men, despite their appearance, know what they’re doing in the ring at all times. They’re not the Tag Team Champions for nothing, after all.” “Bobbo, they haven’t even defended those titles yet!” That’s true, you fuckin’ slackers. TAAAAABBBBBBLLLLEEEEEEEE! The airplane spin into the table was rad, and the spot where Kibs gets out of the pinned down predicament to avoid the perfect moonsault is solid and works in the match. Curt Hennig neck snap is always a good thing to see and having Show continue on the assault and get the cane, only to have Kibagami to catch it right before it hits his face AND then getting some sweet testicular revenge is a nice sequence and I applaud it. Oooooh and Quiz comes back in a knick of time! The action outside of the ring with Quiz was very good and you made good use of the WHEEL OF WEAPONS~! Back inside the ring, I am SHOCKED, fucking SHOCKED that you used the hangman! PERFECT choice of move especially after the drop toe hold onto the neck - this is playing up worker history at it’s finest, folks. Christ almighty, he’s not going to throw the fucking stairs at Kibs in the hangman!? FUCK! What!? No, why let him get out of the move! I WANNA SEE A WRESTLER DIE ON TV! Hmm... the finish. Seems a little rushed. Personally, I would have drawn out the finish a little bit, making Kibagami’s comeback much more intense and getting the crowd involved so much that they think the face is going to close the match... but THEN JUST HAVING THE HEEL SNEAK IT! Nevertheless, the ending is solid and works, so it’s forgiven. Overall, whilst I’m not a fan of handicap matches, I thought this one was quite good. The action was clear and handled well and I applaud yall on a good match. One last thing, no Cyclone Comet justice!? YOU SUCK!

Well, we're original... or something.

Crow vs Va'aiga - Straight Singles. Va'aiga won't agree, but this is probably one of the best matches I've written.

'Round $20 - $30 dollars Australian at the most.

...and the blowoff was totally fucked over by Janus' parents banning him from the computer. Blarg.

Um. Janus' fucked up promo where he got cut by Kibagami. I forget the actual name.

Uh. *takes away your crack*

Your soul is worth £4454 ($10,762.91 Australian Dollar). For your peace of mind, 95% of people have a purer soul than you. I kind of expected that result.

It's more on my part. The life has been haphazard lately and it's been affecting my writing (or lack of). But we're gonna give 'em a run this time.

Don't worry. I'll be the first woman to win the World. I just have to go through the process of getting into a bath naked, splash water over myself for days in the hopes I'll become a woman.

17, 18 on the 27th of October. AHAHAHAHAHHA I CAN LEGALLY DRINK AND BUY CIGARETTES!

I bumped like a bitch for those wild boars.

Just wanting to mention I was unable to send in my "pissy roll up match" due to the boards being down from the time I got on until the time I went offline. I'm told that were even down past 3am my time, so yeah.

(Y) Awards are good. Hey, I actually have a chance in the JL. \m/

You're a douchetard, Munich.

We showed. I think.

\m/ >_< \m/ TAG TEAM MATCH YALL

I mean what the fuck? Honestly, does the government think by removing one word from a packet of cigarettes would make people stop buying 'em? If anything, removing Light or Mild froma cigarette packet would make people more likely to buy stronger cigarettes... THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT STRENGTH THEY'RE BUYING BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING LABEL! This gets me a little, but CENSORING movies that have characters smoking cigarettes in it... ... IT'S JUST SO FUCKING STUPID! What are we!? Fucking children!? We CAN and WILL decide what we do with our lives! Cigarettes are bad for you... and everyone knows this! What's censoring smoking in movies going to do!? ADULTS ARE NOT GOING TO BE INFLUENCED TO SMOKE BY A MOVIE! Children is a different story, but we have so many programs designed to teach youth about the dangers of smoking so that they can choose for themself. What happens if the main character of a movie smokes? Are we just going to cut whole scenes because there's smoke in the air!? BULLSHIT FUCKING HORSE SHIT I HATE THIS GOVERNMENT I just don't understand. Cigarettes companies are copping so much motherfucking shit over advertising, selling, everything when there's just as EVIL drug being advertised and sold all the time, this being alcohol. The number one leader of mental retardation, the number one cause of accidents, abuse, alcoholism destroys families, but... why.. why is this drug and its makers getting fucked up!? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh ... Wow. That vent was needed. I just wonder, what's next? A smoking ban in the open air? Sigh.

That's cool with me. Just as long as there are nightly piss up/stoner sessions, I'm chilled, matey.

Hmm. Regardless, I'd still like to go to Japan. Then Amsterdam. Then live with G in Canada.