Crowe

*packs his drugs up and treks to Frost's place* Yo, we got mad shit now. Want a underage slut with your heroin?

I personally find this to be a little over the top, so, we experience a couple co-writing no shows and then we go straight and ban them outright. I don't like the idea of it at all and I believe that it will eventually end up doing more harm than good. The many times I've been approached to co-write a match, the person has most of the time, requested it due to time constraints (or in Janus' case). As we all know, TIME is what we need to write matches. Sometimes, a few of us just don't have the time to write full matches, and so we're left with two options, co-write or no show. Obviously, a co-write is the better option if the opponent agrees to it because you still write something and you don't have to smite your record with a no-show loss. As a couple people have mentioned before me, if you take away one's right to do this if they choose, it just may result in more no shows because every now and then, people will be unable to write a full match and they will fear being busted for a co-write, they will just no show. What happens if both competitors are unable to write full matches? We're looking at a double no show or two crappy 2000-3000 word matches, I for one, would much rather see a full match, I sure as hell know that. Regardless, I feel the need to explain my reasons over what happened. On Sunday night (for me), I told my marker, who was good ol' Raynor, that I would need extra time to finish the match since Janus had disappeared from the face of the earth. I knew I would be unable to finish it within a couple hours, because I had more important things like school work to get done, and so I told him to just tell you King, to write in the match thread 'Match to be edited in later'. I thought this was reasonable enough. Since I live in Australia, my clock is obviously different, and when Raynor managed to message me back, it was during the middle of my school day. In this PM, he said that I should just get ANYTHING in, and believe me, I would have fire in the pissy incomplete 4000 word match I had, but I couldn't cause I didn't read the message until I got home from school, which was AFTER the posting of the show. I was kind of angry that you felt the need to write Double No Show in the match thread, even though I explained the situation. That Monday night, I spent hours throwing on an extra 5000 words to make the match somewhat respectable and ignored doing some required homework to do so, this I sent to you that night. Needless to say, I was kinda peeved how it was not posted into the thread by you, and I didn't receive any explanation as to why. It wasn't until I complained to Zed about two days later that he edited it in for me. I for one, am not a bitch to no one, and when I take time out of my life (which has been in the fucking shitter recently due to school and personal problems) to finish off a match I told my marker would be pretty late, I expect it to be edited in accordingly. So to say, I'm kinda a little annoyed. Got no problems there, seems logical. I thought everyone did this. I know I always message my marker and tell them that I'm no showing. It's just common practice. Even though I don't know why the fuck you'd boot people out of fed that's numbers are lowering, but yeah, whatever. Yeah, I said my piece. All is done. Here's an smilie.

AHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA I'M FUCKING LOADED

Ahahahahaha. I remember reading that a couple months ago. Good stuff.

Singles Match Xcalibur vs. Quiz ~ Let's see, I'm pretty sure that Mike is damn intent on keeping the winning momentum going and will work extra hard to pull out a win. So on that, he takes it. Hardcore Match Nathan Kibagami v. Dante Crane ~ Aha. Ah haha. Ahahahahaha! I pick my man, DC. Singles Match CIA vs. "The Sinner" John Duran ~ I don't know! I'm thinking Duran can't beat CIA... just yet. So CIA. No DQ Mask vs. Mask Match Beezel vs. Sean Atlas ~ Whee. I know who each person is. Wheeeee. Singles Match Show vs. Dace Night ~ DAAAAAACCCCEEEEE TO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! Singles Match "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "Judge Mental" William Hearford ~ I always back Muzz, cause he's Muzz. Main Event Singles Match for the ICTV Title "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven ~ WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAKKITY MAK MAK MAK!

Don't worry, Dace... I'll be round for a while, and by god, if anything is a money match, it's Crow vs Dace Night in a hardcore element. \m/ Janus, your absence saddens me, but you have your reasons. You, for one, are one of those, I never no show I always write types, and after a while, it's get a bit...overbearing. Your wrestling brain starts to go, and writing matches starts to become difficult and a chore. This happened to you, and I must mention, that he's been like this since before our first SWF match against each other. And this is the reason why we co-wrote the Best of Five series, because he was having trouble with getting ideas and writing wrestling! Anyways, I am glad we finished our feud. FINALLY. It's taken... I don't know, a long fucking time for us to do it, especially since we started it back in the JL. And to make it worse, we had to wait it out for so long because we got bumped at different times! The development of our friendship has been an experience that I will not forget, mainly because you're such a homosexual fucktard (I mean that in a nice way) and I love you for it. You've easily become one of my closest internet mates, and we have a bond, that I don't think anything can break. Holy shit, I'm a fucking softcock. Meh... it's been a pleasure working with you.......... AND I FUCKING OWN YOU! AHAHAHAHAHA! Enjoy your break, motherfucker, and get your ass/head back into gear, cause I'm awaiting your return.

Word, fucking word. Frost as a heel would own. Enjoy time off, homes. I'm looking forward to your return, dddduuuuddddddeeee!

My match is now edited into the show thread. It was completed on Monday night and it's now Wednesday night for me (I threw on 5000 words to get it to 9000 instead of doing requried homwork), but it wasn't edited in for whatever reason. So yeah. Edit - And I should add, Janus wrote the first 2000 words on it. I managed to get 3000 words onto it, but I couldn't do anymore due to school commitments (3 assignments~!) and I waited all day for him to come online. But he did not, and didn't for the couple days, this was due to his parents banning him from the computer. What can I say? Shit can and does happen.

Banned co-writes? Right. Whatever.

Bugger. You have my sympathy, Pete.

Janus pulled a Silent. Expect a match in your box ASAP, King.

Well... obviously.

BBBUUUULLLLLLLSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIITTTTTTT! BBBUUUULLLLLLLSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIITTTTTTT! BBBUUUULLLLLLLSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIITTTTTTT! You should know better than anyone that you cannot escape the grasp, the addictiveness, the figurative nicotine of the SWF. You'll be back. They always come back. That said, you just wrote an excellent promo. One of the best I've read in recent times (better than Silent's~!) and it made me shed a tear. Figuratively of course, no promo ever make me cry. I'M A MAN!

Works for me.

Marijuana. Cocaine. Speed. Heroin. Ketamine. PCP. LSD. Peyote Magic Mushrooms Any kind of illegal drug you can find. Even though I believe ketamine is available over the counter in Mexico, but anyhoo. Young sluts. Hm. More young sluts.

In my scenario, Zed says I'm not pushing Xero enough. I gotta take that boy's crack away.

Wildchild is correct. Looks like another stats thread will have to be made. ...dang, I have to put all the mark up codes in again! Fucker.