Crowe

You grew up in Japan? That's cool. But yeah, I hear they have to wear gas masks and stuff over there? ... Or was that just a scene in Captain Planet? ... I'm serious. I don't know.

(Y) Thugg I hear ya, man. We've had smoking/non-smoking public place regulations happening for a while, but now they're pushing for completely smoke free and they're getting it. It's not cool, I thought the smoking/non-smoking rooms worked very well, that was everyone was happy, but no no no, not anymore, just not enough anymore. It annoys me. All of it. I'm just tired of it all.

I would try it. But I ain't good.

OH MY GODZ CENSORSHIP ON THE BOARDS But you wouldn't do that because you're not a prick, rrrriigggggghhhhtttttt?

Hehe. Actually, this does affect me because I do smoke Mild cigarettes (which are 12s in the Dunhill range). The movie censorship gets to me because full stop, it's fucking censorship, and I'm against all kinds of censorship. I hate it with a passion, and plus, this stupid fucking law ruins my dreams of creating hardcore smoking characters in my movies.

Ooooh, the angry black man trying to claim the title of sexiest bitch over the "oh so hot" Antichrist Superstar, Crow!? Not fucking likely. Superior talent, intellect... and huge black cock!? You're better than me? Haha, sounds like an old-timer unsuccessfully trying to regain some of his former presence within the fed. And I would have you know, that I do not have a girlfriend at present, but if I did mang, I know she'd be satisfied with my action, baby, exppeerrriiieennnnncceeee~! Owww! You a better champion cause you totally dominated? Mate, Atlas dominated more than you, Grappler dominated more than you~! The only losses I had against me were against Janus, Dace, Atlas and Va'aiga. Now that's some excellent competition, and let's not forget the numerous defenses of my title against Va'aiga, who is arguably better than all the opponents you had. No one except for he was on my level. And in my JL stay, I defeated a former SWF World CHAMPEEN in Muzz... TWICE, and let's also not forget beating Sean Atlas, a ringer recently revealed for the world title! I would never say I owned the JL, but whee, I did well in it. The future of my SWF career is on the up, with time restrictions and the like to soon be out of the way, and baby, I'm gonna make it my business to better anything j00000 ever did in this fed!! And Matthews is a Chronic Masturbator, get it right, yo. PS - I find this very amusing.

I sucessfully defended the belt five (six, if you count Atlas) times in a fifty-two day period. There's a reason that "Arguably" was thrown onto the start of that sentence. And besides, I am so much prettier than you, so I claim the greatest ever title, ok?

These drunken booker types... I just don't know.

I'll dick Annie as a punishment.

XCalibur v. Insane Luchador ~ IL. English Dragon v. Judge Mental ~ Judge. "The Sinner" John Duran v. Aecas ~ Duran. "The Franchise" Mak Francis v. Dace Night ~ Dace. Sexy Fucking Corpse pride, yo. Viktor Tarankov v. Stryke ~ Stryke, though I'm counting Thor out. Annie Eclectic v. Michael Craven ~ Annie. CIA v. Show ~ Grappler. Dante Crane v. Ejiro Fasaki ~ DC > EF. Quiz v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams ~ Mike. Yes, I said MIKE. Jay Dawg v. Apostle ~ JD. (Y) Main Event "The Sacred One"Andrew Blackwell v. Nathaniel Kibagami ~ .......crap. Muzz, just because I'm stealing Kibs' x marks the spot bit.

Don't get my match this card? Oh well. I'll promo some.

Dante's match = (Y) And Apostle, ... way to show up. (Y) Good match. Keep at it, and you'll be up in here in no time. Kibs match was fun. Though I did not give it a in depth read, I thought it ran well and was a good match, and by god, I marked like a little bitch when the marker came out and the the X was drawn. I should steal that.

Now that's just dastardly.

My apologies, but I have to no show. Too many other things I've had to do and now I ain't got the time. I really wanted to write this match too.

Stakes At Dawn Match The Vampire Lestat Vs. Angel ~ Angel motherfuckin' ownz all. Lestat is an overrated hack. Psycho Match Michael Myers Vs. Norman Bates ~ Michael Myers could own everyone except Angel. 10 Person Tag Match The Adams Family Vs. The Munsters ~ Ghey. Loser gets Eaten Match Dr. Hannibal Lecter Vs. Buffalo Bill ~ Eh. Either or. Angel with the run in and double beat down. Evil Dead Gauntlet Match Ash Vs. The Evil Dead ~ Ash. Marital Strife Hell In A Cell Tornado Tag Match Dracula and the Bride of Frankenstein Vs. Frankenstein and the Bride of Dracula ~ Ghey. * stars. MAIN EVENT #1 2 Out of Three Falls Hammer Horror Deathmatch Peter Cushing Vs. Christopher Lee ~ IT'S SSSAAARRRRRUUUUUUMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN! MAIN EVENT #2 Fans Bring The Weapons Match Freddy Kruger Vs. Jason Voorhees Special Guest Referee - Pinhead ~ Freddy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jason And here is the big one ladies and gentlemen the second of our 2 main events promises to be a war, as The Dream Master and the Unstoppable Force clash once again for your viewing pleasure! And this time YOU! Yes YOU! Can contribute to the carnage in this match, if you’ve got a weapon for these two to use then bring it along and throw it in! With Hellraiser’s Pinhead as the Special Guest Referee this promises to be a classic for the ages. Please note that the FBF takes no responsibility for loss of blood, limbs, life, or bowels due to the actions occurring in this match.

Excellent stuff. INSANE LUCHADOR~!

Ownage. Crow will tame Aecas however.

I feel the need. The need. For speed. Oh, and this promo. Just to provide all you young ones some insight into the character of Tryst. Classic promo this.

This is a great promo. It provides people with much needed insight into the Dante Crane character, especially with the minor details concerning his past, his style and his accent. Most importantly, it develops his motivation... why is he here in the SWF? How did he get there? Let's also not forget it plays up how much Crow, the Antichrist Superstar, values his friends--something that's been established in the recent Janus/Crow feud. How do I know all this?

Happy birthday, Muzz. You can now legally purchase alcohol and cigarettes. Bless the 18 year drinking age.

Michael Craven vs. ??? ~ Eh. Mystery guy. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. Xcalibur ~ Muzzums. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. English Dragon ~ Kibs. Jay Dawg vs. "The Sinner" John Duran ~ If JD writes, him. If not, Duran. Crow vs. Apostle ~ This should be a hardcore match. Quiz vs. Mak Francis ~ MAKKITY MAK MAK MAK! Danny Williams vs. Viktor Tarankov ~ Danny. Dante Crane vs. Stryke ~ Dante's Australian? DC of course. Dace Night vs. Ejiro Fasaki ~ Christ. Ejiro. CIA vs. Spike ~ Spike. Show vs. Aecas ~ Show. Judge Mental vs. Annie Eclectic ~ Judge. Cause I'm more kinky than Annie. Oh yeah.

Thoth. That was the greatest thing I've ever read. I declare you the fucking king.

That was excellent. Bravo, Thugg.

Mark, King, your replies have been noted. I don't really have anything to say in response, as I feel the best thing to do is indeed "be quiet now and not hold an undue grudge", but I'm just posting this to say I read your posts.

Thoth rules.