Crowe

My apologies for not spending hours researching the Zenon character. I had more important things to do... like write my match. Plus, you're sick and weren't in chat when I needed your help!

Match completed and sent. You should all read my promo and comment too.

PFFFFFFFFFT! YOU FUCKING COMPLETED YOUR MATCH BEFORE I EVEN TALKED TO YOU!!

SWF Storm 14/05/2004 --- Crowe’s Comments Post 1 – Flesher vs Night, Best Of Five, OH MY GODZ~! Post 2 – Triple Crown Landon Does His Thang Post 3 – Crow vs Insane Luchador Post 4 – Johnny Dangerous© vs Austin Sly vs Alan Clark Post 5 – Dusty Maks Megan Good. Post 6 – Landon Maddix© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Post 7 – The Best Damn Promo In The History Of Everything Post 8 – Janus & Aecas© vs The In Crowd Post 9 – Stryke vs Dace Night Post 10 – "Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Nathaniel Kibagami After skimming few the show, I have decided to select the bolded match above to review and comment on. The reason for this is... Kibs asked me to do so, and in return, he rips apart my match. Fun fun fun. I feel bad for Dace giving his all to review the whole show and not get any comments in return, so, he automatically gets the next “Crowe’s Comments” treatment for his match against Taamo. --- And so we begin. The opening banter is written well and there are absolutely no problems with it. Bobby’s jealously when it comes to Tom Flesher’s actions with the SWF ladies is quite amusing. Grade ‘A’ build up to the first strikes, not only is the writing some of the cleanest I’ve read in recent times, it also manages to create a large degree of ambience and tension. Ah, some funny commentary that actually has a purpose (to keep bringing up history) instead of just being there for comic relief, how often do you see that? Mm, Silent busting out a tope is... interesting, didn’t know he had it in him. A change in domination with Danny busting out those motherfucking elbows, they must sting like a bitch, oh, and then brings out the cowboy kicks! Mmm, it’s rather even at this point, with both guys gaining the advantage and losing it when his opponent is sparked by something. This is the kind of wrestling I like, back and forth, even contest. Usually, it then goes into the way of something taking advantage, having the advantage for a while and then losing it and then the match. Unless, you have both men keep one-upping each other all through the match and then one guy busts out a huge motherfucking move to end it. Hmmm... I wonder which path you’ll take, from the tone of the commentary and discussion of clashing of styles, I’d guess the latter. We shall see. FUCK! ELBOW SUICIDA! I mark out. Mmm... cross arm breaker... a little arm psych going on here, possibly to stop Danny from nailing those crazy elbows? Maybe... and FUCKING HELL, could this match be more even!? I am loving the constant switching of dominance, great stuff. The commentary is well-handled with Bobby providing the intelligent comments (something I use him to do also), having an amusing reason for doing so (keeping things interesting because there’s no Flesher) and staying funny in the process. And now, we finally have a more persistent swing in advantage with Danny getting some neck related moves in and locking on a Stretch Plum. !!! Kibs kicks out and reverses the whip to yet again take control of the match! Mmm, Kibs goes back to the arm psych again... And that piece of commentary makes my earlier guess correct. Fuck, I rule. SHIT! Reversal... and a FUCKING DANNY WILLIAMS ELBOW TO THE HEAD! Major motherfucking mark out, looks like that arm psych didn’t pay off, or Danny forgot to sell, or he used his un-psyched arm... either or! Ahahahahahahahahahahahah! Fabulous work on having Kibs hit an elbow, Danny retialiating with a mocking slap saying “What the fuck was that, pussy!?” and then nailing a kick! They’re swapping niches! Cradle Suplex for a close three count! I was suckered into believing that was it... bastard. OH OH OOOOOH, DANNY USES ARM STRIKES BUT KIBS COUNTERS WITH AN ARM THROW, THEN SLIDES INTO THE CROSS ARM BREAKER! Mark out!!! And Danny gets to the ropes, and then another change of advantage with a Williams counter... but the submissions and using his right arm are having an effect on the champion. OH MY GOD! COUNTER! FALL FROM GRACE! THIS IS IT, MOTHERFUCKER! ONE TWO THREE!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?! YOU BASTARD! ... Kibs is calm and looks to get the Rough Redemption cranking. ... Danny slides out of the move! DANGEROUS BACKDROP, DANGEROUS FUCKING BACKDROP!! KIBS KICKS OUT! FUCKING HELL! HIS NECK WAS JUST KILLED! Oh my god, oh my god, fucking intense shit right here. Sensational atmosphere, I have been consumed by this match, fucking intense! Oooooooh, you’re not doing this to me! Both men are down and there’s a ten count! I can’t believe you’re doing this to me, but goddamn is it effective in creating suspense in a match. Add the constant crowd chanting and you have something atmosphere heavy. Oh god, Danny is the first to get up, but wait, he falls victim to a fujiwara armbar! ..Danny gets to the ropes! ... ... ... No fucking way. RIOT OF THE BLOOD! This match is FUCKING OVER! At least, I think it is. What the hell? Kibs is going up top... that’s two aerial moves in this match, what the fuck is going on? YEAR OF THE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VJNGHISAG BAIGFBERAG REOPAVA!!!!!!!!! ONE! TWO! THREE! SILENT WINS!!!!!!!!!!!! --- Sensational. Fucking sensational. This match makes me want to start a feud with you right now. This match was intense right from the get go, especially with the constant changes of dommie and subbie... to be honest, I was worried you couldn’t keep it up for the rest of the match and still have it remain fresh. To my pleasant surprise, you did manage to keep it up for the rest of the match and blew me the fuck away with the one of the most dramatic finishes I’ve read in a while. You wrote the perfect “wrestling opera” as it dripped with... not so much emotion, but sheer fucking intensity, it had a developed plot (if just a little thin) and had some intelligent and psychology based wrestling. Your psych also played a part in the finish, which is of utmost importance. This match actually reminded me very much of Crow vs Sean Atlas, particularly when it came to the epic ‘feel’ of the contest and the back-and-forth wrestling style. The endings were also very similar with both Crow and Kibs busting out a devastating move. However, the difference between the matches is that you have a much cleaner and better flowing writing style – I rarely got confused and could follow the action with ease. You have some style, yo. Your commentary was also spot on, as it not only provided much needed insight into the match but it also remained within the commentator's characters and never was too serious... there was always a fun joke or amusing comment to bring the lightheartedness. Overall, you've created a fucking sensational match... I really can't say anything else. You put Danny over and made him look extremely strong, even in a losing effort, and wrote the match in such a way that it managed to capture the reader's attention and keep it fixed until the very last line. Bravo. Dang, other than that, I really don't know what to say. You put your fucking guts into this match, I can tell, and you've also inspired me to pick my ass up and put some fucking heart into it. I thank you for that. Now, review my fucking match, you cunt.

You and janusd are a 67% match~! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prefer only females for sex partners. You tend to be submissive. This will impact the interpretation of your various sexual interests. Clothing is an important part of your sexual fantasies. Materials like latex, vinyl, and leather probably excite you a great deal. Possibly left over from your childhood experiences is your interest in spanking. You enjoy the feeling of being slapped, and the burning feeling afterwards. Spanking is not child's play to you. It holds a deep place in your fantasies. You enjoy the feeling of being drowsy, or pretending to be asleep. The idea of being hypnotized or drugged secretly appeals to you at some level. The concept of hypnosis or drugging is a turn-on you may be ashamed to admit. The fridge isn't safe when you're around. Fruits and veggies -- provided they are the proper shape and size -- are your tools of sexual fun. Big vats of liquidy food make you quite excited. Your mouth is a sacred area that houses a variety of sensations and desires for you. You enjoy having things in your mouth, and you enjoy teasing your tongue with a variety of different stimulation. You tend to enjoy sexual activities in groups, such as threesomes or orgies. You like sucking on fingers ... whether they are your own or those of your partner. Thoughts of sucking on toes provides a real turn-on for you. What else can be said? You enjoy getting yourself off. Don't we all? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dominant (0%) Submissive (60%) Voyeurism (33%) Clothing (60%) Feet (0%) Spanking (60%) Bondage (33%) Humiliation (14%) Sensation (38%) Anal (25%) Exhibitionism (40%) Sleep (71%) Medical (0%) Training (25%) Food (75%) Bodyfluids (29%) Roleplaying (33%) Oral (125%) Objects (40%) Strangers (0%) Rape (25%) Groups (100%) Gagging (25%) Watersports (0%) Crushing (0%) Bestiality (0%) Fisting (40%) Finger sucking (75%) Toe sucking (100%) Masturbation (67%) Asphyxiation (25%) --- Except for a few things (high spanking and the whole drugging bit), it's pretty much spot on.

Nothing special about this promo, but it's solid and creates some good hype for the upcoming match... and that's all it really needed to do. And damn, Toxxic is such an ass.

I already have a shirt, as I stole it off you in my second match ever. Now, fucking come back or I'll be forced to castrate you with a blunt knife.

... ...... ......... Wwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttt!?

I disagree, Toxxic has gone above and beyond the level I reached during that time. Whilst I do not deny that Blazenwing put in a great (and surprising) effort against myself in the Glass Ceiling match, you can't forget that he had crazy motivation to prove something at that point in time. I wish Blazenwing the best of luck, but I personally cannot see any result other than Toxxic winning.

Just know you will die. I intend to bust my fucking gut on this match to get it absolutely perfect. Muahahaha~!

SINGLES MATCH - FIRST OF FIVE Tom Flesher vs Dace Night - It's a hunch, Dace has been showing strongly as of late and may just surprise us all with a superb tech-wrestling-packed match. TAG TEAM TITLES #1 CONTENDERSHIPOVER THE TOP BATTLE ROYAL Alan Clark vs Coy West vs John Duran vs Todd Royal vs Austin Sly vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs Tryst vs Insane Luchadore - Ssssshhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Clusterfuck to the goddamn max. I don't think Austin will be showing for this match and so, that eliminates him from the final two. IL is also having difficulties producing a match recently, so that knocks him out. Fuck, I don't know, I'll go out on a wing and pick Coy and Todd. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jacob Hemlsley vs Todd Cortez - Is Jake still alive? Cortez to take this. HARDCORE MATCH Janus vs Crow - Janus sucks. USJL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Landon Maddix© vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins - Spike's a chance and has been writing well recently... buuuut, I just can't back him, because it'll suck if he gets a title before I do. Landon will take it. SINGLES MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Ryan Dustin - Ace. He > *. SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic - ............................................Toxxic is gonna fucking smash Blazenwing. Like, really.

Mmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Crow vs Janus, a match for the ages. And Janus, this will be the second competitive match we've written against each other... do not forget the "Smirnoff" match.

I mark for getting thanked, no matter how trivial role I played in your quest for the world title. By the way... I challenge you to a "Bong Olympics".

I think bongs and beers are in order. *chugs*

Bye bye! Come back soon! ... SO WE CAN BATTLE SOME MORE!

More people should be in here.

Are you kidding!? Do you know how much of a drop that'd be for him? Throw in the fact that I'm showing as well, and you have an act of a higher power.

Mmm... quite intense. Bravo, J. Bravo.

*cracks knuckles*

... Oh, dear.

MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH WORLD TITLE BOUT "Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Nathaniel Kibagami - I've never bet against Kibagami and that's not going to change here. Both are excellent writers and this should be a match for the ages... or something. Heh, I look forward to reading the winning match. CAGE MATCH Stryke vs Dace Night - Oooh. I really believe that Stryke has the ability to top Dace here and if he can get the match in, he's really a chance. Plus the Aussie pride thing comes into factor here. TAG TEAM MATCH TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Janus & Aecas© vs The In Crowd - ...the Unholy Trinity is dead and unless Janus and Aecas want to do a 'tag-partners-who-hate-each-other-yet-still-win' thing, In The Crowd will win this. It's gonna be J&As match though. SINGLES MATCH NON-TITLE Landon Maddix© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - This is because Spike put me through a table. Grrr. TRIPLE THREAT CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs Austin Sly vs Alan Clark - It's his time, beyotch. HARDCORE MATCH Crow vs Insane Luchadore - I'd like to say me.

You're shit, Spike.

I really have to disagree. The USJL carries the entire weight of the JL's history on it's back (plus the US title's extensive one) and for that, I think it should be held in very high regard - at least, higher than a belt with substantially less history (that being the cruiser, obviously). That's really the only reason I'd place it higher on the list, as I would like to think that the JL spirit still runs in the veins of many of our peers.

It is less important. I've always believed the ranking is as follows... World ICTV Tag Team USJL Cruiser HCG

Crow's offense is too exciting for that. Ask Dace.