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This is how they get Maven into Evolution. They should totally add a female heel, like Victoria. Speak of the devil...

There is just no heat in this match. They're trying, but the crowd is at the snack bar.

A Butters character on Raw would rule. Uhm, uh geez whiz...I guess I'll accept that challenge for a match I guess.

Ok, we've got Ric Flair in the ring... ...and three people who combined are almost as over as one of Flair's toenail clippings.

Teddy long absolutely rocks on the stick.

They could use this as an excuse to put a mask back on Kane...

"I don't know that I have the vocabulary to describe--" You don't, JR.

Yay..No Mercy ad pushing the McMahonamania match.

That was fun little match. LEagues above the other shit we've seen tonight.

The production has been really amateur hour lately. Goldberg obviously coming out of broom closets, abrupt commercial breaks...

"Bored of Directors"

And now we have our six man main event...

Aha... Lance is still a face. Who called it?

It requires JR to bend over...

"Peepulation"

Yes. Austin tapping clean to the walls would do nicely.

Why is Storm hanging out with the heels?

You know what would make La Resistance more interesting? Besides them being able to wrestle I mean... Make them a rebel resistance unit, like in a cheesy WWII movie. Out to stop the heels and anything else unjust. "They may cut your dick in half and serve it to a pig and though it hurts you'll laugh and dance a dickless jig that's the way it goes in war you're shat upon though you die la resistance lives on..."

What is the crowd chanting?

Now they could put Kane over as a huge monster by having him sit up and go after Shane again. And that would make this segment have a point. Nope? OH well...

Genetic freak? No. Chemical freak? Yes.

Nah. HHH should be the new Honkytonk Man/ Austin growing the beard out?

Ted Dibiase reference! *Misses the days of real heels like Mr. Perfect and the Million Dollar Man*

Yes, I sure miss HHH now that he's gone.

Well, skills aside, Lita is clearly over.