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I have to pin this one on Test. From what I saw of the footage Test closed his legs just as Shane was about to hit him. He was probably bracing for the hit, and not thinking pulled his limbs in close, where Shane fell on his foot. I want Shane McMahon tortured, killed, and served as dinner for hungry indie workers as much as the next guy, but the footage looked like it was more Test's fault.

What's really alarming is that the marks seem to be warming up to him. Although there were parts of the eight man with him in the ring that were really dead.

They're going to run in after the match? Why is JR saying that Goldberg can't possibly jackhammer Henry....when he did it last week?

Okay, they keep calling Orton the Legend Killer. What legends has he killed?

Evolution is an electric cheese...

Nah, more like David Lynch. Cheatum will come along and say "Steve Austin...That gum you like is coming back into style."

Has he ever used the Hot Poker Up the Ass system for TV recaps, or is that just PPVs? He may have to reconsider that policy after tonight.

Seriously, if they start another Canadian heel stable, I am taking a long break from Raw.

Why do they always have to have all six women in the ring at once? COuldn't Lita vs. Victoria work?

So, who here thinks Shane goes over at Survivor Series?

Shane has potential. Listen to the crowd roar for the Survivor Series challenge.

He's going to flatline.

Oh yeah, we've got the Kane hospital segment still don't we. COACH! CALLED IT!

And now they're trying to say there are large crowds at the house shows? Oh boy, they are desperate.

Did that fan just hold up a sign that said "Throw the brick here" with a target? If so, he guessed how I feel.

And JR says he doesn't know if the table has to be in the ring to be legal enough. So...is JR just senile, or did the writers not tell him?

Shane is dominating against three heels. Sigh.

When you read the recaps, you're going to swear wrestler names were randomly inserted.

Okay, can't help but mark for Booker. I wonder if he's jobbing tonight?

Bite your tongue. No! I want to see EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON on the Raw roster come out for a segment tonight. With their full entrance! BWU HAHAHAHAHAHA! What's this in my email inbox? Oh hey, a job offer from WWE!

My god this show is overbooked. Al Snow and Coach should come out to complete the chaos.

They're booing Goldberg.

I was hoping we could have HHH interrogate and interrogate the entire locker room trying to figure out who did it, only to be revealed at the end that it was HHH all along.

On a side note, Scary Movie 3 looks like it was written for an audience of Lawlers.

"I think he's in a tight spot." That's quite clever King. You've juxtaposed the idiom "tight spot," meaning "an undesirable or difficult situation" with the current dilemma, that Rosie's girth prevents him from leaving the phone booth. So he in fact is in a "tight spot" in more ways than one. Brilliant.