Giuseppe Zangara

Man should never be more humble than on his birthday. Plus, teke is a doosh.

FrigidSoul is invited to my board. I'm gonna make everyone a mod except for him, though.

Banky, I still might start the super secret board for cool kids. You'll be invited.

Oh, I stopped reading before that part. That was good.

teke is terrible but that post wasn't very good, Banky.

Oh, hey.

Oh, I joined Netflix today. Here's what's in my queue: Cannibal Holocaust Don't Look Back (Bob Dylan documentary from 1967) Breathless (original version, directed by Jean Luc Godard) and then Coming Apart Faces Schizopolis

How great is Ron Howard on Arrested Development, huh? Better than anything else he's done, EDtv not included.

Richie Cunningham went to college, didn't he? He wasn't in the last season at all, save for the final episode. EDIT: treble with the save

Fonzie adopted an Albanian boy in the last episode, I think. In one of my old "Ask Incandenza" threads, someone asked me what happened in the last episode, so I had to look it up. The More You Know

Henry Winkler is so paunchy and old now.

Banky's online but he won't be able to join me in this thread because teke is the worst moderator ever. Hm.

Hey.

You're not asexual, you just haven't found a girl that wasn't horrible.

Kotz, you've just not been with someone you've been comfortable enough to fully perform. Not to say that you couldn't have spurted with any of the women you have been intimate with, but that you weren't around them long enough to get comfortable with them. Fairly common problem.

I had sex earlier this evening. I heard someone say "this is awesome" shortly after entry. And yes, dear reader, that someone was me.

Salty business. How long? By my definition, never. By society's definition, it's been a year and seven months. I still refuse to count what I've had. Sex is awesome. I think this almost every time I have it.

How does fucking Tegan and Sara get any indie cred? They're just a grown up version of Avril Lavigne, ferchrissakes. OH WOW THEY HAPPEN TO BE LESBIANS THAT ARENT AS REPULSIVE AS THE INDIGO GIRLS :masturbates:

haha, neither am I. Whatever he's doing right now, I hope it involves being alone and crying.

I'm sorry your 25th birthday isn't turning out like you hoped, teke.

Hey, teke, where does it say this: "keep in mind that bitching about moderator decisions is limited to Site Feedback, which is the PROPER place for those discussions" The lack of forum subtitles aren't helping!

Holy shit, teke is awful.

The rate my beard's going, if I went out and got a little sun, I could pass for an Arab.