Giuseppe Zangara

Boston, eh? Never been. Last night, I drank lots of beer and whiskey and ate some grilled hot dogs and set off fireworks in the playground of a special ed school.

That music is the sound of angels ascending into heaven.

Now they've all snubbed me. You can all go to hell.

Piss and JSYK left. Rude of 'em.

What's going on, guys.

Brian Eno - King's Lead Hat Wilco - Spiders (Kidsmoke) Bob Dylan - All I Really Want to Do Townes Van Zandt - Kathleen TV On the Radio - Dreams

Doesn't Ebert give every movie thumbs up/three stars, anyway.

I apologize for making a serious post, guys. That's unlike me, I know.

Cultural. Well, I got my freak on last nite, but awoke in the midst of MOTHERFUCKING SCHUNTMACHER WINNING AND THE REMARKABLY ATTRACTIVE TAKUMA SATO'S ENGINE BLOWING UP. AGAIN. FUCKING CUNTS Wait, so you had sex.

I should lay off the beer, I guess, but it tastes too damn good. I just bought six pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, of which I will be partaking this evening.

6'0" and 183lbs. I work out, but then I have the aforementioned "sit-down" gut, too.

He left out "dreadfully boring." Hey, I think there's a bunch of a swell people over at WDI (and I'm not being sarcastic, either), but it doesn't move. I check the board every couple of months and find very little has changed, other than having different moderators each time. Or the same ones with different names. I don't care, really. Then there's the in-jokes, to which my smarmy post above alluded. I honestly do not know if that's still prevelant there—it was back when I came fairly close to what someone might call "posting regularly" at that board, and was why I ultimately stayed away—but I am not going to fault the board for it. Not now, anyway. My own posts are as off-putting to some (like Hoff, apparently) as whatever the hell those WDI guys talk about. And Hoff, lighten up, guy. Banky—whom I do not agree with very often, as much as I like him—is right. You're too uptight.

chave is a Paki and hated by everyone in England.

It's like I'm at WDI!

I'm sure she's well-corrupted, which is part of the appeal. To wit: I'd fuck Lindsay Lohan. There would be no "making love"—just dirty, sweaty grinding.

Forgot circlejerkers.

She has freckles on her boobs. I love that so much.

I should also note that I was crouching down at the time. But that goes without saying, I suppose. I certainly wasn't standing up; she doesn't have that kind of reach.

She probably wouldn't have slapped me had I not been brandishing a tape measure at the time. That was a my bad.

bump EDIT: Because this is probably the best thread to ever appear in Site Feedback.

Brian Eno - Before and After Science (one of the recently issued remasters of Eno's 70s work) Sugar - Beaster (an EP, used; nowhere near as good as either of their two full lengths, but contains three very solid songs)

You bastard. I'm tracking your IP address and tp'ing your house.

wtf my mother's on this site.

I once dated a girl who was 4'11". She insisted she was 5'0", but no one believed her; the one time I insisted she was in denial about her height, she slapped me.