Giuseppe Zangara

Sure. I assume you're under your real name. If not, pm me. Oh, and you dolt, I wasn't comparing Interpol and Blur. I was asked what the best bands that performed at this year's Reading Festival, and, after looking up who played (I didn't know prior to today), those were the only two I had any strong feelings for. And stop with the Joy Division. Paul Banks' voice bares a slight resemblance to Ian Curtis'. It ends there; people who say otherwise are merely using lazy criticism. However, if you insist on comparing Interpol to any other band, you're better off mentioning early U2. Of course, most indie kids won't admit to liking anything influenced by them--Bono's increasing dorkiness of the last decade hasn't helped--but the similarites are there.

Up Clara Peller's putrefying vag.

Lay off the silliness, pal.

Monty Python's last full length movie. It's funny in parts, but I didn't much care for the film overall. Hey, just like real life! are you Monty Python is disguise? I don't even know where to start with this.

The Kinetic route. I did go into hiding for like four months, and will likely do it again in the future. Note that, with very few exceptions, I've only been posting in threads either a) I started, or b) were about me.

Even when you do like rap, you can't get it right.

Just upgrade to a better sense of humour. (Note the 'u' in that last word.)

http://www.askjeeves.com

Billy Corgan.

Several years of bullshitting.

Favorite: "Induce," but only when used in conjunction with my second favorite word, "moisture." Least: Panties. As much as the sight of them can be exciting, I always feel funny saying that word.

Monty Python's last full length movie. It's funny in parts, but I didn't much care for the film overall. Hey, just like real life!

Barry Manilow. He said so himself.

Choken one's body odor question, if only for it being Choken One.

... OH SHIT!

We post in shifts, now. When I find this board to be insufferably dull (again), he'll come back.

They're cramped from practicing Chinese foot binding. There's no cure, so just throw on geisha or something and except your life as the sex slave for some old European dude.

Only if she looks like Hillary Duff. Oh man.

Only child?

It's a tie between Blur and Interpol. The latter's Turn On the Bright Lights is better than anything the former has done in years, but still, it's their only album to date. Blur's last three albums had their share of enjoyable--great, even--moments, but I'm not particularly high on them. However, as long as Albarn and Co. can still crank out a wonderful tune like "Out of Time," I'll keep following them. All that said, there sure were a lot of shitty bands playing.

Well, yeah.

It's the new pity sex.

Yes he is. Next time I'm in Wales, I'm looking you up. fake edit: Yes, I'm taking these questions out of order, but I've just come in from a night of drunken carousing, so forgive me.

A Scandanavian killed my father. I'd rather not answer this question.