The Czech Republic

He wasn't handicapped, he was handi-capable! (No wait, he wasn't really capable either.) So he screwed up the New Deal, he screwed up Pearl Harbor, you didn't even MENTION court packing, and he's one of the best...why? "Okay, so he MIGHT have been a dictator at heart, but..." Sorry Crazy Dan, if Joe Sr. didn't make things happen in Chicago and West Virginia, Kennedy wouldn't have been elected in the first place. And maybe it's "Khmer." I also doubt there would have been Watergate under RFK, probably because the Democrats wouldn't infiltrate their own headquarters. JFK was a hack. I'm not gonna bother quoting it. As for McCarthy: however Yeah not like it was spreading or anything... I think we're done here.

You had dinner in the Yankees clubhouse?

Model United Nations has a new idol

Let's get a letter-writing campaign going to the American Heritage folks to add to the definition list.

Should've drawn Gary Bettman's face on there.

How do you think Freddy Adu would do in the English premier league?

How did a scrawny Italian guy get the name "The Czar," anyway?

Hey, we listen, you're just completely wrong, that's all

Marv Albert is gonna be sad. He never even got to say good-bye.

"Iron Chef IS TOO a sport, st00pid!"

The Czar is a pretty weird-lookin' dude. On the halftime show they were apologizing for the boring Cavs.

HI-O!!!!!!!!

I don't think Asperger Syndrome is real.

By the way, if this entire fucking board had high-functioning autism, who would really be surprised?

I was diagnosed with it but I don't believe it. Psychiatrist: Are you easily distracted? Me: Oh yeah. In fact, I'm looking at what's on your bookshelf instead of listening to you.

Yeah, at least wrestling knows where it is and doesn't try to pass itself off as legitimate like NASCAR does. Let's make the rule "If it's on NBC, it's not a real sport." Figure skating, NASCAR...Notre Dame football?

Too bad you did that this summer, Anglesault, because we're about to go to Jeremy Schaap at Dale Earnhardt's house, here to talk about the inspiration for the ESPN movie "3"!

Health reasons, I suppose. He did a lot to resuscitate the hopeless Grizzlies franchise, but he is 71 years old now, and he said that he's not as astute, observant, or energetic enough to coach as well as he feels he ought to. Mike Fratello is the frontrunner for the coaching job in Memphis, but he's got the color spot on TNT coverage with Marv Albert. Where would Marv be without "The Czar"?

Jeremy Roenick had this to say about the state of the NHL. But here's what Stephen A. Smith has to say about the ESPN movie, "3"!

It'll be interesting to see ESPN do a movie that isn't just a smear piece. No, wait, no it isn't! It's just gonna suck in a different way.

Let's see you say that AFTER it's been shown

Look how normal Banders Kennany was...

What would it take to say that the Yankees hit a Whammy in their free agent signings?

Come on, you gotta admit that was pretty obscure.

3 All I wanna do is race, daddy! It's not about who goes the fastest, it's about who refuses to lose. All I wanna do is race, daddy! It's not about who goes the fastest, it's about who refuses to lose. All I wanna do is race, daddy! It's not about who goes the fastest, it's about who refuses to lose. All I wanna do is race, daddy! It's not about who goes the fastest, it's about who refuses to lose. You're risking a patient's life! Whoops. Anyway, I'm sure we can look forward to The Making of 3, The Story Behind 3, A Very Special Sportscenter About 3, and A Special Open Forum For You To Give Your Opinion About 3. Viva la ESPN