The Czech Republic

C'mon Czech...I expect more of you. Hey, I expected more than "uneducated boorish fascist sheep," so I was just a bit annoyed.

Go for it. I was torn between the two and I just went with CE because I was already in it

Okay, I had "Failed Mascot Concept" as my screen name on Messenger because it's an amusing phrase. He starts verbally assaulting me about Indian-named sports teams, because he discovered his Indian heritage and God has chosen him to fight for them. I'm not making this up. So he lists all the teams, and while I admit the Redskins is offensive, it's a little late in the game to do anything about it. Even though he wants the KC Chiefs, Blackhawks, Fighting Illini, Seminoles, and all of those gone, Mr. Idea can't think of replacement names. After this, he went on some rant that I cannot call myself a gentleman, nor refined, independent, noble, free. Because this is what all liberals are, of course. Except that many people on the left are quite far from this supposed ideal. So I finally got fed up when he called me a fascist and blocked him. I was just amused by his sweeping generalization for liberals, and also that U of I changes to "The Melting Pot."

Sorry, I could've done some better editing to make it easier to read. Not like this guy can be made any easier to read.

Failed Mascot Concept says: but I'm not sure that changing the Atlanta Braves is going to make America better Foley says: How can DAN say reform is good? Foley says: HA Failed Mascot Concept says: Just leave the teams alone. The Braves have been the Braves since the 1880s or something, back in Boston Foley says: R u sayin your not narrow or contracted in mind? Foley says: R U a Gentleman? Foley says: Refined? Foley says: Noble? Foley says: Independent? Foley says: Free? Failed Mascot Concept says: I try to be a gentleman Foley says: ne of these? Foley says: LIES Failed Mascot Concept says: oh really. Foley says: U r NOT a liberal Foley says: so don't pretend to be... Failed Mascot Concept says: Well liberals aren't refined independent noble gentlemen, either Foley says: Yup Foley says: they r Foley says: or they rn't a liberal Failed Mascot Concept says: well that's a load of bullshit Foley says: NO Foley says: it's NOT Foley says: its Truth Failed Mascot Concept says: yeah, union plumbers, really refined Failed Mascot Concept says: black welfare jockeys, independent gentlemen Foley says: They r Uneducated Foley says: they don't even know what a liberal is Foley says: and claim to be one Foley says: Whats your point Failed Mascot Concept says: My point is you're creating this false ideal that supposedly all liberals fit, which they don't, by any means Foley says: Just like U claim Not to be a Republican Conservative fascist I don't know why my MSN name is "Failed Mascot Concept" either. Just amused me.

how about Rabbi Slapnuts

Yeah, we want another dictator that violates human rights and sets oil wells on fire, except we can manipulate him. Yep! That's EXACTLY what I've been clamoring for!

INXS, a true global citizen

Never mind my respect for Kerry going out with dignity

Frankly, I'm shocked that somebody from Madison could make such an idiotic uninformed statement! hey wait a minute

Whaddya say we make INXS a big old plate of potato pancakes.

You forgot an important part. The laugh, you can't have a quote without the laugh. "Students from Chad, your country has changed it's name to Doctor Death, because the chicks seem to dig it. HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Couldn't they simply use the Easter Island folks? -=Mike He can't get his head through the door.

Do you throw a fit like this when you play poker and the other guy takes your chips when he has a better hand?

Replace him with the principal from Marty Sherman's U.N. prep school. "Flaming horse pitoot!"

Maybe so, but it's pretty ignorant to do that.

So does that make OVW Levittown?

That was maybe the 34th best of the 50 Evolution logos. I think once they redesigned it in the middle of an entrance

The Bob Ley-Charley Steiner duo that resurfaced in August is what Sportscenter ought to be.

No they were not made formally aware, but for those even slightly in the know, the writing was pretty much on the wall. The April PPV had to be cancelled because they scheduled it for Easter Sunday. Whoops! I didn't know people knew ECW was done. To me it seemed like they just faded out and at some point in late January they finally said "yeah ECW folded."

It's the South. Cornbread is in everything.

I see we're typing in oven mitts again

Which one is the "AY AH LO OOH MAH LEE OL FRAIH!" guy? I voted for Dan Patrick because he has tenure, and Kenny Mayne seems to be hidden in some bomb shelter in deepest, darkest Connecticut.

They won Saturday night on WGN, but I don't know if those are on the Superstation...I'm still not sure how that WGN vs. NBA lawsuit worked out as to Bulls games on the national feed. Okay Charles Barkley just hit a coconut with a hammer. Compelling TV.

Charles Barkley: Now why are we showing a Nets game without Jason Kidd? It's not gonna be any good. Ernie Johnson: Well, because they'll be playing the Clippers as part of our doubleheader next Thursday. Charles Barkley: OH, WOW! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT GAME! WOW!

I'm amused to death.