The Czech Republic

Don't forget: the secret ingredient is love.

Prehaps, but once again maybe Lawler did be not as well a wrestler in primed such that Flair been I guess that makes good run for Flair not King

Whatever. Live in denial. I'll vouch for Slovakia and say I think the joke was that the Post isn't really the best newspaper out there. And by the way, last night I was on AIM talking to a guy whose friend was AT the show where Sid shit himself.

I'm not the biggest metal fan around. In fact I'm listening to Rick Springfield right now. But that does sound like a cool show, Corey.

Yeah the Masons do something where the penalty for releasing secrets about the temple rituals is slitting the throat of the loudmouth guy, and as your initiation you have to do the gesture so you know what's coming to you if you fall out of line. And yeah it's a G inside an angle and a compass. Angle G for Guerrero Compass -->other kind of compass-->points north-->Edmonton is north As you can plainly see, all the great workers are involved in Freemasonry! OMG CONSPIRACY!

It's late and I'm bored so I'm going to make fun of the new hip-hop commercials for McDonald's. So yeah. Add your own mad rhymes. ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa I'm lovin' it It's my kinda day I bought my girl some McNuggets now I'm gonna get laid I'm lovin' it. (ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa) yeah yeah I'm lovin it don't front me when I'm eatin' my happy meal I'ma busta cap and we'll see how you feel A Big Mac with lettuce can taste so good When you're pullin' off a drive-by in the neighborhood I'm lovin' it. What? yeah. I'm lovin' it. (ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa) You can drive-thru in your cars or vans or trucks Mess with me you'll be gone like the Arch Deluxe And all y'all is just a bunch of useless f***s I'm lovin it. That's right I'm lovin' it. (ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa) McNuggets so good with the honey from the hive When I have a shake I add some Colt .45 You can get a Quarter Pounder without a whole lotta bling But ain't no sucka goes to Burger King I'm lovin' it. Oh yeah, I'm lovin' it. (ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa)

Oh you just don't like me because I wished you were still banned. What the hell kind of a reason is that to hate a guy?

I'm concerned about Pete Rose. Go back to WM2000 when he gets stinkfaced. He's smiling. This means: A) The sheer force of Rikishi's ass moved Pete's face muscles into a reasonable facsimile of a smile, B) Pete was lovin' it (Ba-da-ba-ba-baaaaa) C) He was thinking "compared to another fucking appearance on SportsCentury, this kicks ass! Hey! I made a pun!" D) It was not a smile so much as it was holding back vomit, E) as verisimilitude : reenactment.

Isn't that some sort of Masonic symbol?

Sid shit his pants.

Absolutely not. That music he stole from Del Wilkes was MADE for him.

I don't know what I was going for there.

I think they should've given the show to the dog. Perhaps even Cujo.

I was thinking. "Prince Paul" isn't really a troll, it's a virus that targets newbies with conceptual screen names. FUCKTARDS! Did I say that? Oh no! DUR DUR D'ETRE BEBE! noooooooo

Listen, I don't care if they're not using it anymore. It's mine now, dammit!

There's a joke involving a Johnson thread to be made but I don't feel like connecting the dots.

I remember the two winning gimmicks we had for Nathan Jones: A)Come out to music by Abba but act none the wiser, all intimidating and such, in a most strange juxtaposition, or B)In the spirit of his delayed debut last spring, have him keep coming up to Stephanie each week with a new excuse, but still hype him as huge.

Forgive my ignorance, but what is that supposed to mean? Referring to early 1994 when Mr. Fuji "hired" Tenryu and Kabuki to take out then AMERICAN HERO Lex Luger Yes and just how Luger got drunk and revealed the match endings, Kurt revealed that steroids are being done. Both cases were both "well no shit" things, but still. So in this Grand Parallel Of 1993, does Paul Heyman = Jim Cornette? Of all people.

I was just reading the Smackdown review from WWE.com and laughed at this: With his back sternly against the wall after being threatened by Mr. McMahon with both termination as SmackDown! GM and death, Heyman came out swinging. Only here.

yep. Anyhow I think "Matt Morgan" is a bit generic. I'd call him "Uktar The Eradicator."

Ah, looks like patriotic hero Kurt Angle said the wrong thing to the wrong people. This could have quite the negative ramifications for his future push.

Thanks a lot for that shitty run of matches in 1999. Do you realize what pain you put us through? And you of all people post among smarks. Geez.

What does Matt Morgan look like? He sounds like a cruiser with that name but evidently he's a HOSS

That wouldn't work because they'd try to relive both of their pasts and end up shaving their own heads and sticking themselves in a dumpster.

I also realized that Yang and Sakora is sort of like Tenryu and Kabuki. Watch your back, patriotic hero Kurt Angle! Suddenly your victory at SummerSlam isn't looking so good.