The Czech Republic

They're all tied for first in "fucking who fucking gives a fucking shit...fucking fucking"

Okay 35% of the puns were good. Conservative estimate. And Dyslexic Randy Orton, whose mic work just consists of saying "I AM NOT ROY DNAR!" over and over, perplexing his audience, got no-sold in the flurry of like fifty people going "wait I got it Jessica Tandy Orton"

I want this thread to die. I'm going to class. See ya.

More like, "let the BOOBIES hit the floor."

Is the Internet filled with candy?

Coffey should be lodging his official complaint right...about...now.

This thread really has all the makings of a bad Titantron-assisted Chris Jericho promo, circa 2001.

Grab yourself a token black guy, it's Jackie Chandy Orton!

He catches stupid from Eugene, and tells people I AM NOT ROY DNAR.

Catch phrase: "This Turk is a jerk!"

Don't look for commitments with One-Night Standy Orton

Enter the 36 Chambers of the Wu-Tang Clandy Orton!

Deodorant endorsements come before wrestling when you're Roll-On Bandy Orton

Give him a wig of red yarn and he's Raggedy Andy Orton

Comparatively Hot Golden Girl Rue McClanahandy Orton

Hey, think of it this way, if it'll set off a chain reaction of community backlash that drives out the pompous limey like it did the first time, send me out

GO back to that? I'd rather not wade through e-semen, kthxbye

Cardinals pitcher Jeff Suppandy Orton

Bjork enthusiast Icelandy Orton?

"Hungry like the wolf" for a title shot, it's Duran Durandy Orton

Cheap Trick cover band frontman Robin Zand-y Orton?

Blackface. Amos & Andy Orton.

Love Boat crew member Fred Grandy Orton

I am a LEGEND. and a LEGEND KILLER. I am a LEGEND amongst LEGEND KILLERS. Hence, I must kill myself, as a I am a LEGEND KILLER and I must kill a LEGEND. then he explodes, hopefully he's filled with treats, like a pinata Candy Orton > Randy Orton <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, he should gro out a fro mullet and a cheesy mustache and be El Dandy Orton. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rainbow wig and foam fingers, Sports Fandy Orton

What?!? Those are fucking opposites