justsoyouknow

No, not trolling. Just doubting the existence of Christ, that's all.

And an idiotic poster. Not a big George Carlin fan, are we?

But....the big, old book written in SPOOKY LANGUAGE says that his name was Jesus...and that he walked the Earth...are you implying that it's...GASP...all lies?

.....SPOOKY LANGUAGE!

Hmmmmmm. Don't fucking hmmm me, homie ya'll is mad stupid. Hmmmmmm.

Several 2000 year old books written by different sources. The Bible is just a collection. Kahran, you're an insanely intelligent guy, perhaps you could provide some proof that Jesus existed?

Hmmmmmm.

Under what last name? Barjoseph? That doesn't really help, now does it?

That was...random.

Yeah, the 80's were brutal...leisure suits, OP clothes...the music that Mario creams over... Oh, baseball? Baseball doesn't interest me.

Well, then, Jesus the man must have remains lying about somewhere, right? Right? Oh, can't drudge up proof of his existence? Gotcha.

Exactly. Some 2,000 year old book is considered concrete evidence now? When was it proven that he existed?

Maybe we should spend time unravelling the mystery about whether or not Jesus even existed. This whole thing is stupid. Are we supposed to go, "OMG! That Theologan can't disprove this!" and tell all of our friends?

I think I should go back and edit my posts...I don't want to incur the almighty wrath of JangoFett4Hire....he...he might....he might make fun of my username! (sobs uncontrollably)

I don't know, Harley...I just don't know. This boy seems very confused. Maybe he should consider getting laid more often. It might balance him out.

...did he call me Justsoyoublow again? I thought we went over this and we decided that it didn't make any sense. Wow...kids these days need to learn how to insult people.

Goodnight all, I got school in the morning. Remember Dames, I heart you! :::cues Full House life-lesson music as audience goes, "Awwww":::

Same here, I got school in the morning. But before I go... Dames, you're right, you're just like 50 Cent A no talent hack who couldn't pay the rent. Just like 50, you hit the streets, straight up sellin crack Although yours was the kind where they'd fuck you from the back What the fuck is this shit? Quoting "Total Recall"? Listen up, little bitch, You heading straight for a fall. Just remember, Dames, you're like Julius Caesar, And your last girlfriend? Please, you couldn't please her. And who the fuck am I? Listen up good. I'm owning your ass, and I don't even live in the hood. "JustSoYouKnow...who the fuck are you?" Funny when Zsasz said it, Repeating is for Jews.

Nevermind, he responded.

Quick! Marney! Respond with a rap that rhymes "sanctimonious" with something, STAT! Dames needs your help!

...maybe we can goad him into responding.

Dames wants to seem cool by sayin' that he's nice Little does he know that I've fucked his girl twice Came on her face and all in her hair Looked at me and said, "Dames just doesn't care. He doesn't like girls, at least I don't think. Last time we went out, he bought this other guy a drink. He won't answer shit or stick up for himself. Maybe someday he'll take his balls off the shelf."

....... What? DAMES' A PUSSY! :::CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP::: DAMES' A PUSSY! :::CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP:::

I remember in the day when Dames was alright I remember in the day when Dames was down to fight But shit done changed, and now it's all fucked Asshole's down on me and down on his luck. I remember the last chick that he took to bed, Saying, "Hey, fuck you, fat chicks give good head." Well Dames, what's your answer? What you got to say? We been sitting around, seems like all day. Go ahead, answer, it won't be that bad. Just because you know you've already been had. Say your shit, come on, we'll step undaunted. Cuz you're The Undertaker, 'round longer than you're wanted.

Dames is running scared, We took him to his limits, This better be good, It's taking twenty minutes Where's your answer, man? You afraid to retort? Afraid that we're the cops Haulin ya ass of to court? UGS, REPRESENT! We're all here. Know why we own you, Dames? Because we know your fears. The shits getting spread, and it's spread real thick. Your girl's comin over, and she'll be sucking my dick.